The Ice Opinion.
Ice T Speaks.
On Men, Women and Sex:
'I can't speak for women, but I know what men are about. I know about muthafuckin' men: They want to fuck. Men are dogs. They would like to sniff it and fuck it, now if not sooner. Men reading this right now are shaking their heads and saying to themselves, 'Damn, Ice, shut the fuck up.'
'As kids we are taught to make you believe we have other reasons to talk to you and ask, 'What's your name? How are you doing?' But what we're really saying is, 'Man, I want to fuck you.' This is what drives the male. Women should give me a special services award for tipping them off.'
On Relationships:
'Real relationships require compromise. Love is not a selfish game. At times, you will have to rub his neck. Maybe you are dead tired, but he would really like it, and you love him, so you rub his neck. There are gonna be times when she's gonna want something, and you're gonna have to accommodate her. These usually aren't requests that money can buy. These are physical acts of unselfishness over selfishness. This is what real love is about.'
On Axl:
'Before I met Axl, everybody just assumed I would hate him. I would tell them, 'No, I ain't never met Axl Rose.' When I finally did meet Axl Rose, he was the coolest dude. He's totally cool with me. When we were on tour in San Diego, Axl told me he's a victim of the press the same way I am. He asked me directly, 'How many people do you think know me, man? I mean know me, kick it with me? There's nobody. Everybody's right and everybody says all this stuff about me because they are making money talking about Axl Rose. The promoters didn't want Body Count to come out here on this tour. I wanted Body Count to come out on tour.'
That's the bottom line for me: He was cool with me. I'm here to say Axl Rose is a cool dude, but he's another victim of all the hype and the press. He asked me, 'How am I supposed to be racist if Slash is black?' Slash is black whether people know it or not. Axl added, 'Come again with that. Is there anything else they can throw at me? Do I beat my girl?' ( yes ) 'I make records, man.''
According to Charles Shaar Murray from Mojo, The Ice Opinion is 'so piercingly eloquent that you end up feeling no-one should have the temerity to run for elected office in the US until they've checked out what Ice-T has to say.'
Or at least, what his ghost writer Heidi Siegmund has to say.
I'm not sure I trust a rapper with a girl's name anyway.
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I met Guns N' Roses when they last in Australia,we spent some time in their room at the Hilton.
As we chatted a certain higher profile member of the band hocked up and spat a gobfull, hitting the curtain at a respectable height. No malice intended, it was hayfever season afterall.
Perfect Gentlemen otherwise.
My former boss is married to Pete, a big shot A & R guy and Pete was told that Axel was just backstage having just finished a smallish gig in Los Angeles. This was right at the time G&R had just hit it big with a # 1 song on the charts. The mutual friend takes Pete the A&R honcho into the back through another door and there is a group of people hanging out smoking pot (etc) and some making out making out. They see Axel bent over a table. He's "furiously eating this chick's pussy."
Friend: "Hey Axel, this is Pete blah blah."
Axel pops his head up looks over wipes the saliva and come from his lips and chin and offers a handshake with the same hand.
Axel: "Hey, how are ya, man? Good to meet you."
They shook hands.
Ah, rockstars in their prime.
I love that this post has 'touched' people who have had some form of contact with Mr. Rose.
Now I want to hear from the many readers of this blog who have had sex with him.
come on, hands up...
Ah, yeah, that'd include me...
And may I just say that a friend of mine once got Mel 'n' Kim's autographs in the 80s.
That's about as close as I can get to Ice T and the world of rappers.
Beat that!(Vigorously.)
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