The little bald man.
Things that occurred during an interview with pocket rocket-n-roll dynamo Angry Anderson yesterday:- He requested I send him a pair of my underwear in the mail (accompanied by a photograph of myself wearing a school uniform, naturally)*
- He suggested that Kiss frontman and 'lover of ladies' Gene Simmons was 'full of piss and wind' when it came to his sexual exploits. You want to know who's really caning it in the bitches department? (answer: rhymes with 'fangry')
- He replied thoughtfully when we jokingly asked him about little Angries running around the world: 'I don't want to be indescreet, but...yeah, I do know of a few of them'
- He regaled us with tales of being blown in public by a circus dwarf
- He deflected neatly any questions about Batmobile
- He revealed himself to be a sensitive lover. 'I like biting women on the inner thigh and shit'.
Stay tuned.
708 days til the next election.
*he really did request this. He gave me an address and everything. I said: 'Only if you send me yours, Angry.' Should I do it or not?
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Are you planning on making multiple copies and sending them out to all of us?
If not, I don't see why 'Fangry' should get one.
Get a fresh pair and have one of your burliest male chums wear them for a couple of days. Then you can titter so when he enthuses* over them.
* no explanation necessary
send him some humungous nanna-knickers, with Tena Lady left in
What Fluffy said only get Gene Wanker Simmons to wear them for a bit.
Love the icon thingy BTW Fluff.
"You want to know who's really caning it in the bitches department? (answer: rhymes with 'fangry')"
You are.
Too too funny.
if i looked down and saw angry
biting me on the inner thigh,
i think id die.
I'm addicted to free web porn. Because I'm a premature ejaculator, those 8 second preview clips pose NO challenge.
Oh, we're not still confessing stuff?
*sighs heavily and shuffles (p15sed) back to Cup Day festivities*
Eww.
Don't do it!! he's going to use them as a cum rag:(
Back in the day when my mum was a rockin' rollin' teen, one of her friends went down on angry.
true story....
filthy bastard.
send him skidmarks!
I can't beat Rowena's suggestion. I've got a couple of regular customers who could supply (with extras) and would almost certainly be huge Rose Tattoo fans from way back.
one of my friends let izzy dye (spelling?) do her up the bottom.
oh and the circus dwarf.
[big shudder]
"Suddenly" I'm thinking that this guy is a bigger bogan than suburban Australia initially gave him credit for...
I saw angry at the airport once. I can confirm that he IS a circus dwarf.
Do women actually find him attractive? Cos I actually think he's quite repulsive (repugnant? revolting? revulsive? + a few more "re"s) but that's just me, a mere male.
Or is it more the fame angle?
And this is the man who sang Scott & Charlene's wedding song.
Those lyrics have just taken on a whole new meaning.
*rushes off to vomit*
So he's rooting everywhere BUT he still needs to sniff panties to get off? Lying old cunt. I'm never going to accept him building a schoolkiddies playground ever for Ray Martin again.
I'd like a photo. If thats cool.
Didn't think it would be a conundrum for you Ms Fits. Don't you have both photo of you in a school uniform AND undies laying about the place just in case someone, somewhere makes a 'jocks and school uniform photo' request? All you have to do is place items in an envelope, write the address in you girly handwriting and affix stamp.
Such a bad boy for love.....
Well that was not the right choice of blog to be reading while having my breakfast.
*can I use the toilet after you please Magical M?*
Ah, good on the old prick for being upfront and secure in his awesome sexuality.
I swear I don't find Angry hot, Chai. I swear. I'm just an obliging young lass.
'Obliging'? Does that mean you've sent it? I hope it was a combination of Rowena's and Elo's suggestions (and forgetting all about my original suggestion!).
And Roguemaze, are you saying you want a photo of Fangry (as I am now calling him) biting someone's inner thigh?
*shudders*
I need to shower in antiseptic.
What I'm saying is that I want ANOTHER photo of Fangry inner thigh gear.
I hate that fucking word verification thing.
Denial! That's the first sign of guilt! :-) Ah well... there is no accounting for some things....
He sounds like quite a scary man as well as an angry one.
You're all just jealous. He's been a veritable stud machine since the role in Austin Powers.
hahahahahaha
*claps*
Yeah do it. But send a photo of a fat bearded man in a school uniform.
That's kinda creepy and hilarious at the same time. So, do you need a photographer for the shoot?
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