The mystery deepens.
Not that I'm becoming obsessed with Lee Harding or anything, but this is just too odd...
From today's Green Guide letters page:
'Reality TV an oxymoron? Go, go, go,
said the bird: human kind
Cannot bear very much reality.
T.S. Eliot
- Lee Harding, Toorak.'
1. No. Way. In. Hell.
2. But could it be?
3. Does he live in a quiet, leafy suburb in order to feel slightly more punque? It's possible.
4. Don't you see? It's about reality tv. And he was, you know, on Australian Idol.
5. I'm honestly clutching at straws, aren't I.
6. If Lee 'Eye of the Tiger' Harding actually submitted poetry to the Green Guide letters page, would it not have ended in the phrase LOLOLOLOLOL111!!!ROXFOREVZ?
471 days til the next election.
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MSFITZ!!! supersleuth!
ROXFOREVS!!!
And you just happened to link to a page that led to an article on the forthcoming ABC show First Tuesday Book Club...
It could be:
Harding L
2 Theodore Crt Toorak 3142
(03) 9822 4821
from the white pages
Quick, lets go rock his roof.
*picks up stones*
Considering Punque H actually mimed driving a car while 'rocking' out to 'Tainted Love' during the Aus Idol comp, I think it unlikely he's able to quote Elliot.
That explains EVERYTHING. The Toorak bit.
Not the Eliot bit.
Am quite disconcerted by that. But then again, Eliot was politically conservative too wasn't he, which I always found baffling...
Perhaps Harding just owns one of those quotation books.
Personally, I am a little more then worried about Our Lady Fitz and her obsession with Lee Harding of late.
Anyone else noticed this rancid turn of events or is it just me?
*calls for help*
All of Harding's 'type' (gamma or whatever he is) seem to own quotation books, alongside a healthy selection of self-help books and faerie wisdom. I'm with sublime-action on this one. It's him. He must have cracked.
'If lacking in originality, creativity and subtlety, quote some other cunt' - Mark Twain
I AM NOT OBSESSED WITH LEE HARDING.
alright, perhaps a little. BUT IN A HEALTHY FASHION.
Go easy Ms Fits,
Lee went off to entertain the troops in Iraq about a month ago.
Personally I think making our soldiers listen to Lee Harding is cruel and inhumane and definitely breaches the Geneva Convention.
I was secretely hoping Lee took a wrong turn, found himself out of the Green Zone, and someone filmed the result.
That would have been, like, totally cool!
Forget about that question I put to you the other day. I really couldn't care less about all that. What I do care about, however, is the line used to open your radio program each week.
Beat.
What is it exactly? I'm pretty sure I know it but I want to be sure.
Like I would watch an ABC arts program hosted by Jennifer Byrne even if you weren't involved. It almost makes me wish the ABC would bring back Vulture instead.
P.S. I am never going to visit your blog again, granddaughter of a famous dead person.
Lee Harding is off to entertain the troops in Iraq? The poor, poor, troops.
He's already done it.
It is not dangerous at all," said Harding.
"I haven't been fearing it or worried one bit since I have been here. We are in very good hands."
While many musicians, actors and artists have spoken out against the war in Iraq, Harding said he was yet to form an opinion.
"I am sort of in the middle," he said.
"I honestly wouldn't know enough about it to make a huge judgment on it (war in Iraq)."
Can't believe they chose to send L'il Hardon to Iraq (ie. over The Fuck Fucks). He doesn't even know why they are fighting!
If I were in that war, I'd want an all-grrl Arabic punk band to rock my bunker. As an encore, I'd want Denis Walters to join them onstage to do his cover of 'Ship Song'. Tears would flow thicker than oil. The war would end.
so too easy to get your mind off lee harding – you just need to re-acquaint yourself with href="http://www.eastbrunswickclub.com"> this guy
of course, he's probably been crashing at yours...
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ps. if that didn't work, yes i know i am a HTML retard. apologies. *sulks*
ok, fits – it is proven.
you now officially know a bigger HTML retard than yourself; not only can i not even cut and paste code, i cut the wrong fucking link...
*cringes*
just go check out the bob log pix on my journal.
ps. thank you for erasing that public blunder before anyone saw it.
pps. fuck. you didn't.
ppps. i knew you wouldn't.
...and of course we all knew the admirable rubydoomsday meant to point us in this direction. Yes.
Considering how long some of the troops have been in Iraq, it's possible they don't even know who Lee Harding is. And now they do. What cruel torment this world doth throw at us.
He hasn't formed an opinion on the war?
But he's so punk!
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