Reasons you will hate me

Poor old Randy, precious put upon little one.

Hope the AEC investigation goes well for her. Misrepresentation and defamation can be hard stains to remove.

Once again I am given cause to question the intellectual capacity of the Liberal voting infidels who walk among us. No wonder the Liberals directed preferences to FF - I bet most of them would love to make a "lesbians should be burnt at the stake" comment.

In late breaking news, rumour has it that A-B was the mystery shagger who cost Ross Cameron his seat in Parramatta...

Those whe choose to play with petrol over the white hot fire of the internet must be prepared to suffer more than singed eyebrows.

Blogging of a personal nature is not for the faint hearted.

Hence, I don't.

You people are harsh. I'd give MA-B a thrust just to hear her neigh.

Thrust. Neigh. Gold.


Insert 'bag of chaff' reference here.

Well ...here we find a major crux of this matter. A-B basis a great deal of her personal drivel on bigoted personal attacks - she has NO specifitc and clear ideological platforms for anyone to deconstruct other than a generalist "I'm a righ-winger and a I lurrrve riding cock so deal with it you smelly leftie-commo-pinko-fag-dyke-unwashed-dreadlocked-tree hugging trots!" kinda shtick.

If she can dish out personal shit - she has to take it as well. Like all "South Park republicans", she's very free and easy with the put-downs on others - but as soon as someone bitchslaps them back, it's lawyers at nine paces.

So yeah, she's hideous. You know that famous line in Delirious where Eddie Murphy talks about Captain Kirk being the horniest white muthafucker in the universe "cos he fuck a green bitch"? Well - you'd have to be hornier than that to dick-slap AB.

In Rebuttal:

1. Miranda is riding an emotional rollercoaster!
First, the poor lass bursts into tears when Michael Danby raises his voice at her. Bless. Then she un-blogs in a fit of shrill pique.
Dare we suggest that if you're going to paint yourself as a Bridget-Jones-meets-Paris-Hilton-type preening sluttox with chutzpah to burn, you don't switch off your blog after five left-wingers post comments? Okay.Miranda is a human being with emotions.

I hate her because she is an ugly ignorant cunt

What wonderful logic, what incredible graciousness.

I am given cause to question the intellectual capacity of the Liberal voting infidels who walk among us.The intellectual capacity which gets so many University of Melbourne Liberals (Alex L, Miranda, Jess, Marcel, Nick, Rohan before he switched to Engineering, myself) into the Law School.

No wonder the Liberals directed preferences to FF - I bet most of them would love to make a "lesbians should be burnt at the stake" comment.Burning anyone at the stake is a dangerous idea in any civil society, I would oppose the burning of lesbians with everything I have.

Family First is making a positive contribution to australian politics. They are bringing democratic participation to the outer suburbs.

"bases"

*yawns*

*faps*

"I would oppose burning lesbians with everything I have."

Oh, you OPPOSE burning lesbians! I feel like quite the fool. Joel, please accept a hearty apology and a matey slap on the back. You're all right in my book.

(Incidentally, *I* would oppose burning lesbians with everything but fire. Nothing else seems to do the trick.)

y'know Joel, your comments leave me all squirmy inside. in a good way. part of that is incredulity, part is hysteria at the fact that there are fuckwits around who refuse to take responsibility for the fact that the world is tumbling headlong into smallminded phobic shit and part is anticipation of the trenchantly delightful put-downs you are inevitably in for.

Joel,

She posted stuff on a public forum, she wears the flak.

Full Stop, end of story, bye bye.

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I think I just accidently deleted my own post. Gibbon, me.
I knew it was real!
Doing the 'I was right dance' - or should that be the 'SHES's so RIGHT' dance.
Anyway, it's boring now. I hope everyone goes back to talking about different words for ejaculate.

Hmm you might wish to re-read my post Joel as I specifically said "Liberal VOTING infidels", not the Liberals themselves. I'm happy to credit Liberals with a degree of intelligence (oh dear, please excuse that little slip of the pun) its just that you'd have to have a brick-like IQ to actually want to vote for them.

Anyway I declare this national "Take a Lib up the bot bot day" in order to give them some idea of what they are doing to our country.

See, what is funny about all these Libs sticking up for Airey Fairy is that if she was worth their bother, she would have kept her blog online and stuck it out. What a wimp. I wonder what her thoughts on vaginal reconstructive laser surgery are...

An intellect that got her into Law School?

Here are most, or all, of the nasty left-wing comments on Miranda's blog that drove the poor, harried genius to take it down.

RE: HER ANDREW BOLT INTERVIEW.

oh i'm sorry did our concern for others get in the way of your champagne, fake tan and revolting derby day outfits? Wake up to yourself....

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Is it true that Mr Bolt has considerably less hair than his promotional headshot would suggest?
PS I read your 'article'. It was rather fawning, to say the least.

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I'm still trying to work out if this blog is serious or satire conceived in the mind of a super-genius.

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"he (Bolt) had some excellent advice on how to be taken seriously in politics."

Did it include starting a blog so everyone could see what a pony-touching minty twat you are?
I guess he can seem like a lovely guy if you're scared of abos and sand-niggers yourself.


RE: GETTING PISSED AT DERBY DAY

Here's an alternative version of what you got up to on Derby Day:

"The more I read about Miranda, the more I stop finding her amusing and begin seeing her as desperately sad.

The sort of girl who turns passionately Liberal at university so she can get sexed by half-flaccid converservative lads who ask politely if the can try it up the botbot in the heat of the moment, thus proving her worth and helpfully repressing hurtful memories of being rejected by the sexy lefties at schoolies, drinking copious amounts of Strongbow through a straw until she threw up all over her painfully tight but suitably feminine shoes and gently passing out on her hotel's front lawn whilst twiddling her private parts and dreaming of a better day."

http://reasonsyouwillhateme.blogspot.com/2004/11/hotness.html#comments

(this was written by Jess and cross-posted by me. Hope you don't mind).


RE: HER PICTURE WITH HER PONY "PICTURES".

(from memory)
You have droopy features and your skin is blotchy.

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Pony toucher.

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You're vile!!

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wooo…every word a piece of razor-sharp intellectual gold that would send the greatest legal minds running for cover...

An intellect that got into Law School is obsessed with clothes and hair and makeup and staying thin and wanting to get a puppy and "going to Africa one day to see a giraffe".
An intellect that got into law school is scared of homosexuals.
An intellect that got into law school is scared of body hair.
An intellect that got into law school is scared of her period.
An intellect that got into law school is oblivious to the role privilege and a sense of entitlement play in getting into law school.
An intellect that got into law school thinks left-wing people are all vile and should leave her alone and some are lesbians.

A sooky Girton girl who got into Law School needs her Pictures.

Miranda told us there are three social classes:

Working Class
Middle Class
Famous People

She should be proud of herself for such ballistic social mobility. The AEC inquiry can only help.

Good luck, Miranda. See you in your first preselection campaign...

Such shame you've made me feel! Not only am I living in Texas (but I didn't vote for Bush) but I have no idea who this Miranda woman might be...and I feel like I've been missing out all my life on words like 'erm' and 'sooky' and it's just making me want to cry.

Well - that or drink.

Yeah, definitely drink.

Thanks for the inspiration. Don't hate me because I'm Texan.

xoxo

Blues Mama - "Don't hate me because I'm Texan."

Never! Bill Hicks was a Texan. W's a Toxin.

Jellyfish - "I hope everyone goes back to talking about different words for ejaculate."

I just used ballistic, headshot, cross-posted, blog, running, entitlement and "to see a giraffe".

We're back on track.

Course I don't mind the cross-post, Buck Fudd. Though I'm still frightened that it was really just a blur of words and I actually didn't make any point at all. Also, I suspect that I flitted between present tense and past tense, but my head feels too fluffy and airy (branson?) to re-read it properly and crtique appropriately.

So anyway. Tits, eh? Not bad! Wouldn't mind spilling a cup full of jizz on those puppies! Woo, Bonnie Tyler! Nuzzle my pink bits and tug at your danglies!

Look at us, we're old school again. Word.

Dear Ms Elgar,

Please delete these comments about me.

Cheers,
Miranda

It would seem, Ms Fits, that M A-B has graced you with her presence.

But I thought she was a fictional character.


And who is this Ms Elgar??

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Miranda, ever hear of the term "electoral fraud"?

Joel objected to this:
"I hate her because she is an ugly ignorant cunt"

Joel responded:
"What wonderful logic, what incredible graciousness."

So Joel, we are to forget the tirades of Ann Coulter who is the biggest name caller of the all?

Ha ha...

And so it starts, Diana.

Ms Fits aka Diana Elgar (apparently).

Are you related to Garth? Or was that Algar?

Clearly the Googlestalking abilities of the Right leave much to be desired.

Who the hell is Diana Elgar?

Aesthetics aside - why aren't more people offended by the poor quality of her writing? I know Farrago is a bit of a joke these days, but seriously, this chick is an editor? I don't care if she's studying Law at Melbourne, her prose reads like a twelve year-old's "What I did on my Summer holidays" essay.

"So why I am starting an internet diary, don't ask! Except I'm not really a student politician anyway. I am one of the office bearers, but whenever I start to get involved in the wheelings and dealings of the other OBs, my head gets all muddled."

Shudder.

Ben Butler appears to have been chronicling this for some time. Interesting reading.

Er...no Diana Elgar here! Look away comrades, look away!


*runs*

Oh, dear "Ms Elgar, whose TV credits include Casualty, The Bill and Goodnight Mr Tom, is believed to have collapsed after suffering food poisoning.

She keeled over 10 minutes into the classic Ibsen play Hedda Gabler on Saturday evening."

*dramatically removes mask*

Mwahahahaha! It is me, Diane Elgar!

I have been hiding amongst you all this time, but it took these clever and in no way sad and desperate conservatives to uncover my secret identity!

Axle grease, baby gravy, batter, beef gravy, bip, bollock yoghurt, bullet, butter, chism, cock puke, cock snot, cocoa, come-juice, cream, creamed beef, crud, crunt, cum, cundy, custard, dick drink, dicksplash, dog water, face cream, fetch, French dressing, French-fried ice-cream, gism, glue, gnat butter, goo, goo-goo, gravy, honey, hot fat, hot milk, irish confetti, jam, jelly, jazz, jism, jizzum, jiz, jizz, jit, joombye, lather, joy juice, juice, letchwater, living sauce, load, love custard, love juice, lump, man’s milk, manfat, map of England, mess, melted butter, mettle, milk, milt, muck, nut, ointment, oyster, paste, pearl, pearly passion potion, peker snot, population paste, pudding, roe, scum, slime, snot, snowball, soul sauce, Spanish rice, spence, spend, spew, splooge, spoo, spooch, spoof, spooge, spratz, spudwater, spuff, spume, spunk, sugar, tallow, wad, water of life, whipped cream, white swallow.

Well, that's me done.

This is terribly funny!

that actually made me gag.

lezbo...

"Miranda - one day, you are going to make it onto the set of Nieghbours, for your perfect knowledge of "playing to an audience".
Down with democracy, up with communism!"

Wouldn't that be interesting?

Neigh!

http://alexlew.blogspot.com/2004/11/michael-danby-points-his-angry-finger.html#comments

Map of England?...

God, this is just too much fun."Diane D’Elgar is sometimes referred to as a half man, half woman which is totally incorrect. Diane is not a half man, half woman, Diane is all woman and is all man a true living human hermaphrodite, who have the sexes of both male and female. She can legally dress as a man or a woman, she could marry legally a man or a woman, because she could become the mother or father to children ... Diane does have the sexes of both the male and the female..."

I'm going to get fired, I've done no work all day.

Population paste?! I love it.

Best Shakespearean comeback line to a bad pick up line(might beappropriate here): Neigh good goose, bitenot.

hey, where is minty twat these days? thought he'd have somthing to say about princess Anne I mean miranda

Enjoy your adventures... And Bob Log and the Bikes...
http://dailyabuse.com/Music/Boblog/index.html
http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2004/10/bob_log_iii_the.html

Interesting, I just commented on Miranda's blog (through the link she left here). And within half an hour it was deleted.

I wrote nothing personally offensive. I merely stated that I found her actions on election day deliberately misleading and dishonest. It makes no difference to me whether they are legal or not, I think she manipulated some peoples' democatic right to vote for who they intended to vote for thereby also abusing the trust that is placed in the system.

I explained what my ALP volunteers did on the day - i.e. approach Green voters and had them a "Preference voting" card, and they all said to these prospective voters "This is how to give Labor your preferences if you're voting Green".

I can't believe my comment was taken down, it was SO inoffensive.

After the flak some anonymous commenters were getting for not publishing their details, I published mine and still it was taken off.

This is on top of the fact that, although I may be wrong, I think I figured something out. The "Lew" that commented on my site after it was quoted in The SMH, is a co-author of Two Cents (Miranda's site). Why did he not link back to Two Cents when he commented on mine?

I'm finding this censorship all quite strange. It was a good comment dammit!!

Hannah
www.twosittingducks.com
Lew's comments: www.twosittingducks.com/weblog/archives/000079.php

Can some one explain something to me? I went to drama and film school, not the likes of Melbourne University which possibly means I’m stupid and I have bad grammas and am a migrant and shit BUT (getting to the point eventually) do ALL right wing future wife beaters of Australia speak and write the same pseudo intellectual nonsense or is it just this cunt?

http://alexlew.blogspot.com/

Humans like this really make me want to become dyke just to spite them.

OOOOHHH!

He's being all threatening to our dear one.

His 'informant' says you must be careful about Ch9.

And Lawyers are coming to get you!

Prats. So fucking typical. I can have a go at fat lesbos, but don't you go around calling me names or the Lawyers will be knocking.

Good one Alex. Now we see why The Grim Reaper wants national defamation Laws, so twats like you and Miranda-Poo can shut everybody else down.

Stationmaster:

So Joel, we are to forget the tirades of Ann Coulter who is the biggest name caller of the all?I hate to admit it, but until your reference to Ann Coulter I had never heard of her. So I googled Ann Coulter.

She is an American conservative commentator. Nothing wrong with them. Does she name call? I don't know, I only spent five minutes perusing her site and a self-styled anti-coulter site.

However an otherwise unknown to me commentator in America does nothing to change my conviction, that name calling will not win anyone friends or a debate.

red betty b:

I am glad I make you squirm in a good way. There would be no point blogging if I didn't challenge people.

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this is joel's favourite music:
Antiskeptic Creed Muse The Living End Jet Sounds Like Chicken Nirvana Good Charlotte MxPx Jars of Clay Oasis Dido Kasey Chambers Garbage Wishful Thinking

rock on, christian soldier.

Joel, you're a hoot. Your attacks on Michael Danby are far worse than Miranda has faced. MAB deliberately provoked him on election day - it's there in your own biased account. Anyone with any functioning cells in their brain can see that MAB and others misrepresented themselves on that day.

If you can dish it out sweets, you got to learn to take it.

I was reading Two Cents (http://alexlew.blogspot.com/2004/11/who-framed-miranda-airey-branson.html) this morning and came across this in the comments section:

“At 11/5/2004 09:37:25 AM, Anonymous said...

I wonder how the law school at the University of Melbourne feels about Miranda bringing their reputation into gross disrepute. I’d imagine they’d be highly embarrassed to know that they have a student of her poor ethical and social calibre (homophobia is SO unacceptable) not only attending their institution, but making a mockery of their values.

One could only assume that both Chancellor Marles and Professor Michael Crommelin are dealing with a barrage of emails from community and political figures with regard Miranda’s hideous behaviour. Let’s face it, she’s made the university look bad, real bad; and an institution that prides itself on a 150 year reputation for excellence is not going to like having to deal with negative PR. Besides, Danby’s known for not letting issues slide. I wonder who he’s chatting to behind the scenes.

Equally, one would assume that the partners at Clayton Utz, Mallesons, Gilbert and Tobin, Freehills and other firms of prestigious reputation are aware of Miranda and her appalling (and well publicised) actions. Hell, they only have to do a Google search to appreciate the extent of what’s taken place.

Miranda, tell me, how does it feel to not even have finished your law degree and know that there may-well never be a job offered to you from any (or even all) of the big firms? I can’t even begin to comprehend what it must be like to be only 20 years of age and know, that because of all this, that in all probability there is no career ahead. Ever. How on earth do you deal with the concept of there not even being a glimmer of hope for a clerkship (and that’s working on the assumption that the University allows you to complete your study)?

Hey, even if do get through uni and only have to deal with being black listed, at least you can take comfort in knowing that you can always be a suburban solicitor in Dingley.”

Brilliant.

I give it 20 minutes before it gets pulled down.

No problemo there Polywise.

The good Alex will sweep her up on his white charger and take her far way to the wonderful Barbie Palace in the sky.

That way she can turn out a few neo-con babies to further tilt the balance.

Then she can go and drink latte during the day and Chardonnay at night with the rest of the real elite.

I posted this comment on the Two Cents blog today at 10:30.
I too wonder how long it will be before it gets taken down, or, horror of horrors, if I actually get an email out of it.
I don't know if anyone else was getting annoyed by all the 'lawyer-talk' ("I'm a law student", "I know all about the law") so I thought I'd put the boot up them.
Idiots.
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‘Who Framed Miranda Airey-Branson?’, shrills the title of this post. This, I believe, is inaccurate. There was no framing. Your friend Miranda is her own worst enemy, and everything that has been said about her was brought upon by her own conduct.

Before I begin, I’d like to tell you about MY academic credentials (NOT that they mean that my opinion is more valid than that of anyone else. But since you have placed a high emphasis on Miranda’s, I thought I had better let you know). I also received dux of my high school in regional NSW. I came first in the State in English and am currently studying Arts/Law at Sydney. So, academically speaking, I would say that Miranda and I are about on par.

However, I would be ashamed and embarrassed to put my name to some of the misconceived posts on this site and that of Miranda herself (now taken offline, for some mysterious reason).

I will not comment on the posting about how lesbians are simply women who have failed to get a man. This kind of vicious rhetoric will hopefully be eradicated one day through education, and I will simply say that comments such as these hurt more than they help. Ironically, the women Miranda referred to probably view her as an object of pity – a woman who relies on a man in order to feel validated about her existence.

(Incidentally, I also find it interesting that a friend of Miranda’s, Joel, has posted on a blog that I enjoy immensely that “Miranda’s body image and sexuality have nothing to do with this”. If not, I suggest she stops writing about the body image and sexuality of others. She may see herself as a self-styled Carrie from Sex and the City, but I find her simply ignorant and offensive.)

I do not find Miranda’s opinions obnoxious because she waxes her legs, I find them obnoxious because she is bigoted, homophobic, and intolerant. Blinkered views such as these, while unfortunately being common in today’s society, are not acceptable. (Like the horse reference there? Blinkered? But I digress.)

The main focus of my reply is on the report in The Age about your behaviour on election day. Before I begin, I must make it plain that although I live in the seat of Wentworth, I am a staunch Labor supporter. But let us continue.

The facts appear to be:
• You thrust green-coloured pamphlets at voters;
• While wearing a green t-shirt; and
• While braying ‘Voting Green?’
Surely you cannot disagree that doing so constitutes deceptive conduct? You clearly knew that the Greens, as a party, rely heavily on their branding (which, coincidentally, happens to be green!) Alternative remarks could have been ‘Concerned about the environment?’, or ‘Want to know how the Liberals are helping the environment?’ Whether or not anyone relied on the how-to-vote card you handed out is a moot point. The mere fact you did so should make you ashamed. From a moral viewpoint, this kind of behaviour is absolutely unacceptable.

It is also unacceptable from a legal standpoint. I would like to direct your attention to s329 of the Commonwealth Electoral Act 1918, a section that deals with ‘Misleading or deceptive publications’ in an electoral context. Contravention of this section can result in a fine or imprisonment of up to six months. Clearly, the law takes a dim view of this kind of behaviour.

I can only imagine the response if, next election, some ALP supporters in your electorate print how-to-votes that say ‘Want a liberal government? Vote 1 Michael Danby!’ (Note use of ‘small-l’ liberal). Do you think this would be misleading and deceptive? Then I suppose you can imagine how Greens supporters feel about this matter.

I would also like to comment on the website’s defamation of a Member of Parliament, Michael Danby. Under s350 of the Act mentioned above, a person is guilty of an offence if the person makes or publishes any false and defamatory statement in relation to the personal character or conduct of a candidate. This would not apply if the person proves that he or she had a reasonable ground for believing, AND DID BELIEVE, the statement to be true. However, on your website, your disclaimer states clearly that you do not believe that Michael Danby abuses women, thus this defence does not apply to you.

Ultimately, IF a crime has been committed by Michael Danby the appropriate forum is in the judicial system, not your two-bit blog, you sneering churls.

As law students, you should know better.

My email address is ignorantpeopleupsetme@hotmail.com if you have any queries about what I have written.

Have a nice day.

Yes, within five minutes my post has been taken down.
I thought it was all couched in reasonable tone and language.
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At 11/5/2004 10:38:44 AM, Alexander said...
The above post was removed because it repeated factually innacurate allegations.

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You guys missed the best fun with Miranda earlier in the week. Someone found (after she made a post linking to his site and it showed up in the referrer logs) that she posted to a certain web forum regularly. Her posts included one that was titled something like "C-m on your face" and asked other girls there how they felt when their boyfriends engage in this practise and said something like it made her feel like a porn star. And so on. Unfortunately those threads have been since removed..

Thank you all for providing such entertainment. This saga has kept me amused for hours. I don't usually condone picking on people, unless I am doing the picking, but it has been a while since I have encountered someone so pickworthy.

It is also comforting to know that we have more words for ejaculate than Eskimos have for snow. Unless (and this has just dawned on me), the Eskimo word for snow doesn't mean we what think it does.

When does the jelly-wrestling start?

Jeez...I'm starting to "warm to" her (hurhur - 'nother spunk term). Do you think that chin might be some sort of reservoir?

I posted my "intellect" comment above on Two Cunts but they took it down within 15 minutes. I've put it up on Buck Fudd's Blues along with Television's Kynan Barker's exchange with Joel Parsons from the first MA-B post. (Thanks for your permission, Television's Kynan Barker. Joel, I don't need your's because it's in the context of criticism and education).

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/122/1050/400/alexlew-stoat.1.jpg

This is her mate. via 2 cents via Alexander White

Scratch that, boyfriend who gets erections in pools “as a troupe of children went by". Via Robert Corr

Anonymous who accues me of attacks on Danby:

I am pretty sure I haven't attacked Danby.

My experiences of Danby are different to those of my colleagues. I remember him speaking at a senior assembly at Melbourne High a few years back and most of the students and teachers leaving the room thinking he was a Liberal MP, because he spent half the assembly talking about how he was mates with Peter Costello, and Peter Costello and him are so good.

In terms of the ALP, he wins them Melbourne Ports, but nothing else, because he looks and sounds so much like a Liberal on everything, whether it be Israel, defense, immigration (where he is to my right), or the economy.

I'm sure this is a different Miranda Panda, but it sure would explain some of the comments here...

Miranda, tell me, how does it feel to not even have finished your law degree and know that there may-well never be a job offered to you from any (or even all) of the big firms? I can’t even begin to comprehend what it must be like to be only 20 years of age and know, that because of all this, that in all probability there is no career ahead. Ever. How on earth do you deal with the concept of there not even being a glimmer of hope for a clerkship (and that’s working on the assumption that the University allows you to complete your study)?Well, won't be a problem, she can either marry a neo-con and pop out babies (as suggested above), or daddy can buy her a place in one of the paid-articles courses, like Leo Cussen, and then she can just get a job interstate or something.

Her Lib connections will help her immensely.

Does anyone think Andrew Bolt won't be writing about this in tomorrow's Herald Sun? My thoughts...