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DERE ABBOOS. I HAVE FIGGERD OUT WOT YOU NEED TO DO TO STOP BEEN FAT AND BAURING. IF YOU STOP EATEEN DOWNUTS AND BI A ABMASTER PRO LD339 PEEPL WIL LIKE YOU MOR AND GIV YOU MOR MUNNY. HEAR IS A MEMBRSHIPP FOR A JIM SO WEN YOU GET ON THE TREDMILL EVRYTHING WIL BE OK! RILLY YOU ONNLY HAV YURSELF TO BLAYME FATTY! MAYBYE IF YOU TRI HARD ENOF YOU WILL BE SKINNIE AND FAYMOUSE LIKE ME AND YOU WIL GET TO BE FRENDS WITH PEEPL LIKE MY BEST FREND RAY. HEAR IS A PITCHOOR OF ME AND MY BEST FREND RAY. WE TOUCH BUMS. LOV, TONE.x




877 days til the next election.

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16May13:51
Nic White said...

He's right though.

16May15:09
sugar and spice said...

*fumes*

and nic white, you better be kidding

*steam jets out of ears*

16May15:46
Buck Fudd said...

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16May15:49
Buck Fudd said...

Nic White - Yes, people are healthier if they exercise and eat better. But: Not exactly the point.

Please read this, from the article Fitsy links to:

"But Aboriginal community development worker Richard Trudgen says it is hard for Aboriginal people to make smart health decisions when they are struggling with unemployment and entrenched social problems, and when they do not understand basic health principles.

"If you've got no purpose to live, you've got nothing to get out there and go for," Mr Trudgen said.

The point is that Abbott is a classic, wilfully pig-fucking-ignorant, "pull your socks up and just try a bit harder and you'll be right" far-right liberal pus sac. The sort who has lived such a spoilt, cloistered, upper-middle class existence that he cannot even begin to comprehend the impact that formative experience and social factors can have on a person's ability to motivate themselves.

He's obviously a ruling class cunt with such a over-weening sense of entitlement that he actually thinks his own position in society is due entirely to his own efforts and has nothing to do with his socio-economic background, attitudes inculcated from his formative environment, and being white.

Now fuck off, and enrol in this.

16May16:08
sugar and spice said...

yeah! what bucky said!

17May01:16
cileo said...

The point is that Abbott is a classic, wilfully pig-fucking-ignorant, "pull your socks up and just try a bit harder and you'll be right" far-right liberal pus sac.

Also describes Janet Albrechtsen to a tee.

17May05:04
David Honybun said...

Ms Fits,

Are we supposed to deduce from Ms Bastow's cryptic clues that that's you in the Tiger beanie?

17May10:50
la nadine said...

*cough*

stalker alert.

*cough*

17May14:25
Dave said...

Don't you just want to fuck those ears though?

17May16:54
Kit said...

Knee jerk shit bagging of belly over the britches boyos like Abbott don't even turn a hair on his head(was funny but).

Noel Pearson had something to say on welfare dependancy in general in the Oz:
http://tinyurl.com/9zf7n

Fucked if I know...

17May21:55
thr said...

I wunda wot MANDA VANDERMASTONE haz 2 say bout them pesky mongs wif no passport!
"What he sed! GOEZ DUBBLES for spazzy AZIANS!"

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