Reasons you will hate me

I suggest "fair use, my arse" knickers as the obvious comeback.

A war of words, via underwear. The way of the future.

Ms Fits your knickers are way superior. They are the precursor knickers, the genesis of the my arse underpant world, the big bang of political panties

I wouldn't get your knickers in a twist over this one.

Smalls that demand punk style spikey muffs and safety pins in the gusset can only expect a limited demand.

Don't know about the underwear but Vivienne's model has a much nicer bottom, sorry.

Not only are yours more stylish- but probably also longer-lasting.
I've had those knickers (in pink!) since 04 and they are a fantastic way to gauge political views the first time you sleep with someone.

Westwood sucks anyway- she needs to move on

I think it’s all about the arse, as in what J Howard got kicked in (or Howards End screening this evening). If the arse behind the guantanmo orange was used, or your own, who wouldn’t want to purchase

Whose no crack arse is behind the leopard print anyway ?

L Ball’s twirling skirt revealing her non existent underwear, scary thought, but I wouldn’t turn away

Your ones are more grammatically correct with the question mark. And Westwood's are lacking an exclamation point. Hence, they are less superior.

It has been noted that you and I have both claimed to have been ripped off on the same day, you by Westwood and me by Greer.

It has been suggested that one of us is ripping off the idea of being ripped off from the other.

Was it you?

Yeah, but Vivienne Westwood's come with two bows of flossing tape and never forget, life's about features.

SUE SUE SUE!

And then lets dine at Tetsuyas every night for a year with the payout.

I've never seen such an anus crime before.

I think if you had any plans for continuing in the fashion business, she's rectum.

Completely clean boweled by an old lady.

She's certainly having a crack at de-throning you.

I'd say you have a chance at a challenge, buttocks-identals have so much more experience at this kind of legal action.

No point over analising though.

MAKE IT STOP.

Ahem. Sorry. I was really scraping the bottom there.

Keep the puns coming, I say.

No, she starts to hyperventilate and pants herself into a right state.

I'm sure she could get a lawyer to drawers up some papers, though.

No point going into this unless we have the briefs prepared.

bum

hahahahahaha

I thought the sincerest form of flattery was imitation, not exploitation!!!

She is explioting your work, and i'm sure making good $$ doing it.

Luckily the Americans won't buy them, they don't recognise the word arse, because they cannot spell. Small consolation. I know.

Hers are so much sexier, especially the ribbons which are screaming to be soaked. What's with the cut of yours? They're a bit like little boy bathers.

What cheek! Sue the pants off her.

It's like Are You Being Served lives again.

I couldn't agree less: two silly tarts arguing over a pair of smalls? Where's the humour in that? Where's the innuendo ? I bought a pair of those knickers: it said 'large' on the packet; well I forgot I had 'em on - I thought my pussy had taken them to play with, until that evening after a few rum and blacks down the Goat and Handbag

'screaming to be soaked' ?? Wha-?
Is that as lewd as I think it is?

Anyway, I disagree. I think the boyish ones are sexier bc they are not as overt/obvious.

Sorry Fits, I'm not a fan of leopard print...so Ms Westwood has won this battle. But the war is not yet won...

two more things now I've wrestled those knickers away from my pussy: American bashing is the last refuge of a bad comedian or a jejune trendoid; and also Mrs Westwood has stockings: she 's learnt a thing or two over the years.........if only she did them with support hose........

Vivienne Westwood is English you old trollop.

i'm pretty sure my collegue was referring to the arse/ass comments, not vivienne being of the us flavour.

no need to trollop the woman who favours pussies. carry on, i'm free.

Whether or not Americans understand arse, it's still plagiarism in the end.

Oh thank you Mr Humphries: you are a real toff. Did you know, I've been having these erotic dreams about you? Are you really free?

Congratulations. You've joined the fine company of Richard Hell and god knows how many others deemed worthy of getting ripped off by the old moll.

God this Slocombe-Humphries thing is turning me on.

should i throw any colon this fire?

mrs slocumbe, i have always admired your retail skills from across the aisle (especially, the posh voice you bring out for certain customers) and am flattered that you have dreams of me as you sleep on that perferctly formed, skyscraper-high, pink coiff of yours.

yes, i am free ..... but, alas, i have a well-known aversion to pussies.

I think in order to verify the desire of people for me to continue, some kind of internal testing would be required. The size of the "in-test" might be prohibitive, due to the large number of readers of the blog.

But even if it was a really large in-test I know Fits would appreciate the feedback.

Julia!

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/hawko-gillo-nations-sexiest-poll/2008/02/20/1203190863681.html

Mr Humphries, I do have to point out that the 'American bashing' to which Ms Slocumbe was referring was the notion of a 'Fair Trial' in the US...not the word 'ass' as the word 'arse' is on Ms Westwood's undergarment.
However kudos for coming to the rescue of Ms Slocumbe...our fellow member 'Duuuuh?' really did make an 'ass' out of his/herself. You deserve to be reprimanded for throwing about uncessary insults within this civilised blog.

I'd be far more willing to accept criticism from our own Mrs Crawford than some whingeing pom.

I recommend someone post this whole sorry debacle here:

http://youthoughtwewouldntnotice.com/blog3/?page_id=244

Lost my "Howard lies" last October; am fashioning one that sledges Westwood as we speak

oho, the cultural cringe is it? Actually I am an Australian citizen: I had to live in my car at the airport for six months waiting for my pussy to get out of quarantine, but it was worth it. I soon sorted out that Crawford scrubber I can tell you.