the Surreal life.
I swear to god this isn't a HAY GUYS CHECK OUT MY SWEET CONTACTS post but for some reason it tickled me on Tuesday and I am thusly beholden to share it with you.
Also: check out my sweet contacts.
Me: So is there anyone you would draw the line at writing a parody song about? You know, given what's happened to Britney Spears over the last couple of days, the poor little bean...
Weird Al Yankovic: What's happened to her?
Me: Don't you know?
Weird Al Yankovic: No.
Jon Faine: I don't know either. What happened?
Me: She tried to hang herself.
Jon Faine: NO!
Me: Yes.
Weird Al Yankovic: Really?
Me: Really.
Weird Al Yankovic: That's so intense.
Jon Faine: Totally.
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Okay, so I can't remember if Jon Faine actually said 'totally', but you try breaking salacious New Weekly-style news to a pair of such bizarre awestruck randoms and recalling it word for word.
My life is fucking weird sometimes.
247 days til the next election.
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What do you call Weird Al Yankovic during casual conversation? I presume "Al" but would love to hear he insists being referred to as Weird Al (or Weirdo for short).
Ah, there IS justice in the world. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry when you read Britney Spears allegedy tried to hang herself with a bedsheet after writing 666 on her shaved head and running around the rehab facility screaming "I am the Antichrist!" at frightened staff. A friend of her says:
"She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt." But within days out-of-control Britney had swung from suicidal to matrimonial as she told hubby Kevin Federline she wanted to take him back, renew their wedding vows and get pregnant.
What's left for her to do? The only way she could fall any farther is if she got huge boob implants and then drew a face on a watermelon and pretended it was her baby.
starfucker.
WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE, ZICHY1.
p.s. Anon - Mr. Weird was so affable I doubt he'd mind being called anything. I even tried out Alfred a couple of times and he seemed to find it relatively charming. So there you go.
Apparently it's all cruel invention.
Which is a shame, cause I love the idea of pop star screaming 'I'm a fake!'.
I did enjoy your conversation though, through the beauty of the internerds. We can check if he said 'totally'. I don't think he did. Introduce him to Urban Dictionary next time, Fits, so he feels more confident when shopping for vegies on Smith St.
I wouldve got Wierd Al to sign my original copy of "The Vidiot from UHF". Sheeit what a classic.
You should bloody well give John Faine a ruddy great slapping for all the horrid things he said about Smith St. He's probably one of those fecking people who drives up Smith St now and then spotting junkies and freaks going "tsk tsk" all the way.
There are a shitload of great businesses (and people)who consistently struggle to survive in Smith St and there are a shitload of wonderful things about the place. Its not nearly as bad as it was ten years ago.
STOP BAGGING IT ALREADY.
Cheers thanks a lot.
*shakes fists*
... or my cassette of 'Weird Al Yankovic in 3D' which is so old it features a parody track of (Our Loves In) Jeopardy, and his obligatory polka medley features songs like 'Hot Blooded' and 'Smoke on The Water'.
no shit.
Jon Faines interviews drill into the phalanx of your mind and soul. Casualties abound. Medivacs present.
Bring on Britney i say.
Faine and Yankovic?...... Fits, you need to get out more :(
Hear for yourself
The mp3 link is here
http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200703/r129718_427635.mp3
Painfree
I Lost on Jeopardy...
zichy1 - Seriously man, if you're going to post, at least be original. Ripping off other bloggers is pretty low. (check out http://www.thesuperficial.com/page3.php)
SMITH ST - WHERE TERMINALLY DULL HIPPIES CONGREGATE TO DELUDE THEMSELVES INTO THINGING THEY'RE ALTERNATIVE - WHERE BORING EX-PRIVATE SCHOOL TYPES SHOOT UP IN CARS LIKE ITS GROOVY - WHERE TALENTLESS PEOPLE TITTER ABOUT PRODUCING NOTHING ANYONE WANTS. PETROL/MATCH/SOLUTION. O, but save Henry Maas and his very stylish partner - they're both worthy people
I must say all this hostility is charming.
AND ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS NO LESS.
Enjoy your aneurysm, anonymous.
Your life is weird? I get paid to listen to that crap...
Ok, its not crap.
Remind me not to tune in on Fridays.
I'm a little bit behind the gravy train here but i hope you have seen this, it was on the end of spicks and specks the other night and i thought of you.
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