The worst tattoo I have ever seen in my life.
I have four tattoos, one of which I'm not as mad about as I was when I was a nineteen year old idiot with a shaved head but have accepted as a symbol of who I was at a certain time in my life and if children are going to come and poke at my arm and say 'what does that mean in English - DUMBFUCK?' then I'll just have to wear it as I'm incredibly fond of the other three.
Anyhow, there's a fair chance you've seen all those tattoo horror stories floating the interweb and done the 'there but for the grace of god goes my entire back/left side of my face'-type phewing and I'm loath to add another to the annals of history but CHECK OUT THIS INK AND ASK YOURSELF WHY GOD WHY:
What was she thinking? Was she even thinking? Was she drunk? At which point did the wise wee advisor living inside her head decide to cut class for the day and leave her to her own devices?
Honestly. If you went home with a girl and you flipped her over and saw this, would it be a deal breaker?
p.s. I can't help but privately feel this may be one of the tattoos the Crazy Baldhead added to her body on her PLEASE SEND HELP I AM OBVIOUSLY GOING INSANE shopping jaunt the other day. I think about this stuff too much, I guess.
263 days til the next election.
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i must commend you on your most superbly appropriate use of the term "annals of history" in reference to this lady's cock-inked behind.
She has a tattoo ?
'Crazy Baldhead' : Brilliant!
And what about this guy?
At least that girl (hopefully ) doesnt have to look at her ass in the mirror too often....
Click for the blown up versions of these
skull-on-face-tattoos..
Funny when you're 19, not so sure about when you're 50 and have to go into hospital for a little Procedure (the capital p is on purpose, it's how my family spells colonoscopy).
in my celeb snark-report today, i discovered that the crazy-baldhead's new tatts are:
a) pink lip-prints on her wrist
b) a pink, black and white cross on her hip
the cock is for next week's breakdown, obvz.
I can only assume she either a) got put in a male prison by accident or b) it's actually a very femme male arse of a chap who got put in with NeoNazi's in an episode of Oz.
Personally, I love this. I think it's the back fat that makes it perfect. That and the fact it looks like it was designed by a 10yo. te
wise wee advisor
you had me fnar fnarring again.
But yes, that would really put me off. Cartoon willies are not a big turn on. Maybe she's just got a major aversion to doggie style, and this is the best solution she could find?
I think it's a measuring device representing a minimal acceptble standard. Of course, it would have been better on her tummy where she could more easily see if the intended prodder measured 'up'.
what tattoo ms fits? all i can see is a fabulous arse.
PS did you have fun today picking on kevin "my kid is illiterate and I'm an education expert" donnelly?
My first thought was that she's a b3ta fan, but it's not magenta so that can't be it.
Definitely female, but.
ah, so i'm not the only one that noticed, brokenleg...
but that awful ink = instant soft on, i'm sorry.
*shudders*
ms fits
as a long time acceptor of your gushings over my pretty tattoos, i feel the need to share this story.
an ex (not sure if you met, skater, american, tattoo artist, long before the boy of my dreams came along...) and his tattooie pals used to 'subtley' insert a penis into their tattoo art, if their canvas was of the bogan/fuckstick variety.
other artists would then admire their work, and sit back and wait the three weeks before their canvas would return with cries of 'dude! there's a dick on my arm!!'
it amused me, at least.
tanya
It all begs the question - Fits-Wa, what is your unfortunate completely inappropriate tattoo?! 'OMG - G'n'R rulez!'?? 'Jeff Kennett is a spunk!'?!; 'Firemen carry a BIG HOSE'?!!
Enquiring (albeit easily distracted) minds wish to know...
PS: Totally digressing... just wondering, MsF, if you read the article in Crikey yesterday regarding Our Rusty's teen-angst poetry?
Christ, it's even worse than the one of the blowflies crawling out of the crack.
Definately a dealbreaker, even if Durer at the height of his powers had designed it instead of the 14-year-old glue sniffer who obviously did.
please tell me that's an "artist's impression" and not an actual tattoo.
It could be worse...
http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20061028.html
(nsfw)
At age 16 a mate tried to get METALLICA tattooed on her right breast but was knocked back for being underage.
She would now like to smother the ethical tattooist with kisses for saving her.
I choose to believe that this is a clever bit of photoshopping and there isn't really some poor lass wandering out there with an erupting phallus permanently inked on her behind.
Otherwise it just makes me sad.
Maybe, like the laminated A4 sheets on the plane, it is safety instructions : "If you are in the rear cabin for an emergency ejaculation, your nearest exit point is here" kinda deal.
I mean, maybe not, just a thought.
I asked you nicely to keep those photos of my ass for your own personal use! Some friend. Hmph.
Look honey...I got a dolphin
it IS a dolphin...right?
the ugliness of the tattoo is vastly overshadowed by the beauty of the ass it is on
Please let it not be real.... let it be a "Howard survives a heart attack"-type hoax, and it is just a felt pen....
Why not full color and going into her annal of history?
I like the comment that suggests the cock tat is there to indicate you must be this big to ride the brownie express.
At anyrate it's clear that jilted ex-boyfriends give the best tattoos.
Anonymous said...
ms fits
as a long time acceptor of your gushings over my pretty tattoos, i feel the need to share this story.
an ex (not sure if you met, skater, american, tattoo artist, long before the boy of my dreams came along...) and his tattooie pals used to 'subtley' insert a penis into their tattoo art, if their canvas was of the bogan/fuckstick variety.
other artists would then admire their work, and sit back and wait the three weeks before their canvas would return with cries of 'dude! there's a dick on my arm!!'
it amused me, at least.
tanya
OMG. Am I the only one who finds this repulsive? What strange little sociopaths... Who gets to decide who is a bogan/fuckstick? Just plain mean.
Definitely a deal breaker as a one night stand, but love overcomes all.
And you were adorable when you were 19.
Ha, if that anonymous poster is who I think it is, their pretty tattoos are getting a bigger canvas every year.
I reckon mutilating someone in a way they didn't ask for is illegal in some places...
word verification: iijjt
well goodness me. i relay a story about an idiot nobody knows, which amuses me (yesh horrible people amuse me as much as the good ones), upon visiting this here blog for the first time in a million years, and receive lovely, 'anonymous' remarks about myself.
lovely. maturity is coming along in leaps and bounds isn't it?
have a wonderful day fits.
tanya
Nice arse.
That is all.
I collect photos of terrible tattoos and have some stuff that melts my brain. Here is a few:
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http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/1600/200505301113pix4hq6.jpg
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/6195/gaytat4dffi5.jpg
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/691/worsttattoo9gzgj5.jpg
Okay time to go kill myself.
Being Rad, I was waiting for some input from you on this subject but I must say you've exceeded my expectations, in fact, I'm a little frightened. Why are you keeping this stuff?
As someone with multiple tattoos over 20 the past years, I would say a) it's a felt pen job and b) honey... marry me ! :)
Sorry.. that should read, " over the past 20 years", duh!
Oh... and 'beingradisaawesome', what's wrong with the gay mermaid tattoo. it may be tacky (as a lot of gay sex related stuff is) but it's not terrible. as far as tattoos go, at least it's original. the bigest tattoo sin you can commit is walking in and picking a design off the wall !
I think is a very nice posterior, butt I'm an eyes man myself.
If you arse me, I think the person in this photo with the fingers is illustrating the size of the cock of the tattooist who got a tad excited whilst penning this piece.
what is happening at the top of her bottom? Do 'normal' bottoms do that? I think I'm finding that more disturbing/fascinating that the shapeliness of the rear or the fuck-awful tattoo.
elaine, that's the top of a thong i think, not some freaky crevice.
which rhymes with bevis.
sorry froggie.
Well, I can see the silhouette of two faces looking at each other.
Can anyone else see the candlestick?
Johnny Nemo, I think you just answered your own question; 'it may be tacky'. Who gives a shit if it's original? Most of the worst (and best) tattoos are original. I'd say it's incredibly tacky, poor taste, and badly executed. I'd feel exactly the same way about a hetro version of the tattoo as well. It just looks cheap. Everyone is entitled their own opinion, of course.
My point was.... it's a pen job, not a tattoo!
Re : The Sign
A traffic light. Simple to understand, even when three sheets to the wind, and fun to construct, using cellophane and a sliding disc cut out of an ice cream tub lid.
Red : Fuck off, I'm working/ rooting / not here.
Orange : Fuck off. Unless you're here for our bath or have something really interesting to tell me. Or smell really nice.
Green : Come in. Bring friends. Oh - the whole team, how nice!
And if they don't understand that then they shouldn't be driving anyway.
alas it would be a dealbreaker fo me. I think
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