The years and the tears.
I like this very much.
'Asked in an Oval Office interview with German newspaper Bild to name the 'most wonderful moment' of his presidency, President Bush came up with a fish story.
"I don't know, it's hard to characterise the great moments. They've all been busy moments, by the way,' Mr Bush said, apparently trawling his memory for good times since 2001.
"I would say the best moment was when I caught a 7-pound largemouth bass on my lake," he said eventually.'
Other defining moments of the President's reign:
- A particularly flavoursome lamb chop, August 12th 2004
- Buying an awesome pair of boot-cut jeans that fit comfortably both around the waist and in the 'seat', Jan 2002
- Sweet-ass peach from roadside vendor, September 28th 2003
- 'Backdoor Success' with Laura, March 18th 2003/July 1st 2005/Feb - April 2006
- Progress, Condi (second base), present day.
549 days til the next election.
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Glibness aside, you can't deny Bush has been a brilliant president.
You're right, he's a genius. I can't for a moment imagine why I felt the need to take the piss.
Wasn't he on holiday leave for about 200 days per year? No wonder his best moments are pleasure, not business. Geez, people are harsh on him.
I seem to remember hearing last year that he finished a sentence with the words in the correct order?....Why is there a little wheelchair guy next to the verification thingy?
You lie, anon. There were never no sentence with good words ended.
p.s. the wheelchair has something to do with blind people, according to my 'sources'.
I cannot believe the stupidity he gets away with in interviews.
ps I'm not sure which is more hilarious, the original story or your rejoinder.
Well he was gonna say restoring peace and democracy to Iraq as well as ridding it of weapons of mass destruction.
But the most serious weapon they found was a pointy garden stake, which was, in all fairness holding up a tomato plant. Oh, and the trapdoor Saddam was hiding beneath could have slammed shut and jammed someone's fingers AT ANY MOMENT!!!
And as for the other stuff, well, the results speak for themselves. What's not to be proud of?
The president is also "The Decider"!
http://www.abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=1856539
"I hear the voices and I read the front page and I know the speculation," the president said testily. "But I'm the decider and I decide what's best."
The Daily Show did a comic strip to celebrate this comment and t-shirts are now available.
He hears the voices, all right.
er...backdoor success with laura?
He is SUCH a tool.
And not in a 'tool of god' type way, either.
Although i'm sure he would have no objections if god wanted a close up with his tool.
Tool is so versatile.
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