These flyers have actually, no shit, been distributed around my neighbourhood.
! CAME ON OUR PRIME MINESTER !
"CORBY IS INOCENT
WE HAVE TO BOYCOTT
INDONESIA ALWAYS WE HELP
THEM SO IS NOT POSSIBLE
THAT NOW THEY GIVE THEM
AS THE BACK SO IF CORBY
DON'T CAME HOME WE
PREPARE TO WAR".
Oh, you don't believe me?
I'm sure Schapelle Corby is thrilled to be ably supported by a tag-team of borderline retarded activists with a colour printer who are thirsty for darkie blood.
Careful, though. They are 'prepare to war', apparently. So don't fuck with them.
852 days til the next election.
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BEVIS said...
Sorry, Ms Fits, but I thought the people of your neighbourhood needed to be told about Indonesia and our Prime Minester and how inocent Corby is.
I don't know about anyone else, but I know I'm certainly prepare to war.
BEVIS
Well, finally got around to watching LMS video and friends and I agreed it was a bit 'Four Weddings..' and expected Hugh Grant to pop up at any moment. But it was very funny, great characters, snappy writing etc but the highlight of the episode was definately the hooters on the dancing chick...whoa mama!!!!
Anonymous - just because there was a wedding in the episode you mustn't confuse the show with that astounding piece of art house cinema, Four Weddings etc.
I agree about Gabi's mad cans. Although I also liked the attempt at break dancing to Blister in the Sun.
*prepares to war*
for a second there i thought someone in your neighbourhood was informing the world that they came on johnny h.
i've been prepare to war for years.
all your base are belong to us!
When devil showed me that picture and said 'this is being distributed around ms. fits neighborhood' I thought he meant that you had printed up a silly flyer based on this.
I see two possibilities. The first is that it was in fact you who made the flyer. The second, and far more likely, is that you were absolutely, smack-bang on the money about the almost comical illiterate stupidity of Australians. Then again, I suppose we already knew that at around 8:30pm on the 9th of October, 2004.
Oh damn, "anonymous" beat me to it. Damn you, anonymous! DAAAAAAMN YOOOU!
Is it just me or does the phrase 'Come on our Prime Minister' leave you not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
"Why Prime Minister, that's a nice necklace"
Well there's sure as fuck no better way to win respect amongst the leaders of the world than to let them travel to Australia and collectively dump a load on our PM a'la dubious Japanese porno.
Adam 1.0
BUKKAKE PARTY!
Maybe the "Gabbi's cans" talk should be canned..... she should be celebrated for what she does best....her mad booty dance floor skills
Could they possibly have been printed by some naive little kid?
I thought maybe it was announcing Corby's new rap career. 50Cent supported by new GUnit member InoCent.
It is actually bloody effective as an anti-anti-indonesia poster. Who the fuck is going to support people who were able to orgasm within ejaculation distance of the PM?
That is very funny.
Oh how I laughed!
Ah! But I wonder who CAME on our Prime Minister! lol!
Jess, what is bukake?
Lucky for you I have a great knowledge of odd Japanese sexual fetishes.
bukake - The romantic act of circle-jerking onto a woman.
A more in depth definition is available here.
Be grateful I haven't raised the concept of "butterdogs"
I warned you about northcote.
BEVIS said...
Jess, I think I'm in love.
Wanna hang out down at the beach with me overnight? I promise no actual violence ...
BEVIS
www.socko.blogspot.com
Someone wrote in The Age today that Russell Crowe was innocent, and Australians should boycott New York.
You could set that flyer to music and it would win next year's Eurovision.
BEVIS, that sounds like a completely unseedy plan. I will contact you next time I'm in Melbourne.
Meanwhile - who wants to invest in a Free Russell web domain\t-shirt spin off? There's serious cash to be made.
?Are they spanish?
!I'm surprised, given these soudn like sentiments expressed by some of Darp's enemies!
!Or Darp himself (!sorry Darp!)!
?If not, why the appropriation of cool espanol-style double punctuation?
mpike.net
Has anyone considered the possibility that it's a bit fucked to deride people whose first language may not be English? Probably enough to talk about the fact that the flyer is a idiotic attempt to harness the racism that lurks into Australia and direct it at Indonesia. I agree that this is fucked (even despite the fact that Indonesia is a country that violently repressed East Timor for countless years). If it wasn't so depressing, it would be funny that people who purport to be so 'left' are in some ways as racist as the people they despise.
So hang on. Signs written daftly shouldn't be laughed at on the off-chance they're written by someone whose first language is not English, and the fact we snicker at the phrase "came on prime minister" is irrefutable proof the Left are racist?
But surely you thinking that the fact they're probably foreign due to the illiteracy involved which means the Left are racist is racist in itself? Are you Andrew Bolt\did you ghost write his latest column? Can I type racist one more time? Racist?
My head hurts. Can we go back to bukake talk?
I agree Jess! So... about these 'butterdogs?!
I'm not sure you really want to know. Especially if you have a pet.
*gulp*
Jess, forget I asked!
WHO ARE YOU!
Anonymous is a scary name. I need to know who I am educating\perverting.
"it's a bit fucked to deride people whose first language may not be English"
I was taking the piss. I'd bet my guitar that they aren't spanish speakers, I was just mocking their use of double punctuators (!___!) which I made clear by saying:
-"appropriation of cool espanol-style double punctuation"-
PS, sign off with a name, nick or site so that different anonymouses (ie people who can't be fucked joining blogger) can be identified.
I don't want Jess to start discussing Bukkake with me!
mpike.net
Doesn't the "other" option mean people can put in their name and web address without needing to sign up to blogger? And look prettier? It's all about looks, people!
My favourite use of the word 'Bukkake' is in the episode is in the Sopranos when Christopher is a hoodlum script advisor to Jon Favreau. Janeanne Garafalo wants more emotion in her death scene and it's her last dying word.
'Came on our Prime Minister. Corby is innocent'. Did this mystic run out of tarot cards and tea leaves? It is a special skill to know how to read cum.
Honey I miss the Events section in your blog...
*I can't be bothered reading beat*
*You know whats hot and whats not*
How right you are Jess!
Wow. I haven't wasted this much of an afternoon on the internet since Jessculture first introduced me to the word bukkake. "butterdogs" - yeeeeah!
*towels off*
Okay: the note does look like it was written by someone whose english generally isn't great, not just an illiterate. Seems obvious from the "...always we help them so is not possible..." A plain illiterate wouldn't transpose "we" and "always" and leave out "it". Unless they were a total fuckwit in a deranged and angry rush to- oh...right...
Totally fake if you ask me - someone set up us the bomb.
Coupla weenies having a giggle - and crossing their fingers for a backlash.
Don't know if anyone was following the Bakademy Awards, but a minature Chihuahua (Goo) won for best butter dog. Previous winners include:
"RASSHIE, a play on the Japanese pronunciation of “Lassie” that can also be written using the characters for “nude” (and a perfect choice to star in a movie called “Rasshie Cum Home"); and,
RIN CHIN CHIN, modeled of course on Rin Tin Tin but written using characters that can also be read in a way that translates as “gonorrhea infected penis.”
http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0503/05bakademy.html
What came before JH was camed on. Perhaps the thingmy that you get cash out of?
If these flyers were dropped in the Carlton area, I can give you a 99% fix on who was responsible.
Hmmmm...
make sense perfect flyer that does. Agree I think boycott bali. Are PM is a wuss total.
Darp, do you know everything that is going on?
"The second, and far more likely, is that you were absolutely, smack-bang on the money about the almost comical illiterate stupidity of Australians. Then again, I suppose we already knew that at around 8:30pm on the 9th of October, 2004." Hang on a minute, didn't we know this on 11 March 1996, at approximately the same hour of the evening?
i'd do as we're told here. I don't think you should ever trust anyone able to come to orgasm over Johnny.
and i do mean OVER Johnny
That's a good example of "English As A Second Language", not Australian English.
Mr Anonymous
Mr Lefty,
Well, after watching these nutters for a while, you begin to identify their more idiosyncratic traits.
That and well, everything they do in the real world (activist wise) they brag about online.
It's just a matter of joining the dots.
Engrish, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Fitsy, I think your fliers are machine translated- could be from Bahasa.
While I was moderating and adminning the ill-fated forums on dontshootschapelle.com, I ran into all manner of morons, both Austrlian and Indonesian.
Aussie morons stepped into their Pauline Hanson tapdancing shoes and Indonesian morons take the piss out of them. I think you may have the result of the latter.
Bahasa-English/English-Bahasa translator: http://www.toggletext.com/kataku_trial.php
Try it- it generates "Engrish" a bit like your flier.
There certainly are Indonesians in Aus who want to make it harder on SC. Shit, there's Aussies who want to make it harder on SC...
Either could be your source.
-weez
now at http://machinegunkeyboard.com
you know, it makes me sad, so sad that there are people. I weep openly sometimes, even at work, for I am so affected by their hate-filled lives.
apart from that, I want to snip off that fucking redundant exclamation mark. it's so IRRITATING.
(I'd do the whole 'prepare to war!" thing again but it's been done.)
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