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Things learned about Republicans.


- George and Laura Bush call each other 'Bushie'!! - CUTE!!!
- Arnold Schwarzenegger said his reception at the convention was like 'winning an Oscar', adding with charming self-deprecation, 'Like I would know'!! - CHARMING AND MODEST ABOUT LACK OF ACTING TALENT!!!
- The Bush twins had a hamster that died!! - SAD AND TOUCHING!!!
- Laura Bush thinks the sky in Texas 'seems endless ... and so do the possibilities.' - EVOCATIVE IN A WAY THAT MAKES ME WANT TO TOUCH HER SEXILY!!!
- George didn't mean it when he said he couldn't win the war on terrorism!! - WOOPS!!

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02Sep14:27
Darp said...

Hot dang,

They're almost as good as mine and White Powder's Sweat-Shop ProductionsCan you do me a mens L in that camo design?

02Sep18:24
Anonymous said...

George's favourite treat are pretzels. He prefers to store them in his esophagus for extended periods of time. It helps him time travel.

03Sep16:21
ms fits said...

I don't understand what that comment means but I absolutely love it.

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