Reasons you will hate me

I hope you weren't nursing a hangover when you went in - that would've been laborious to say the least.

I want to ask what you were doing there to overhear such things, but then again I probably don't want to know ...

worst thing i ever heard in hospital:

"OH MY GOD! I CAN'T STOP IT! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!"

the person shouting was a doctor, and the "IT" he couldn't stop was the blood pouring out of my mouth by the bucketload.

good times.

Mine was a doctor who pursed his lips and went 'Hmm. That ain't good."

My best one:

Oh my that IS a lot of blood!

Doctor cringes whilst inspecting my urine sample.

As freaky as it is, there are some amazing things that go on behind those curtains...

... said the actress to the gynaecologist!

*boom tish!*

I'll get my coat...

Jess, I'm gonna have to love ya and labia...


(was that going too far?)

I say we sit back and see how things e-vulva.

could you two please go away now and make womb for other comments now?

*reads book by Euclit*

Come on Nadine. I thought you were full of fellow-pian feeling.

C'mon guys, with regards to the whole punning thing, get ovary't already.

nice try santa zation, but maybe you should leave the punning alone until you've hit pube-erty.

Vot on URSS are you pee-pel talking about, schausenhoffen! Vee shult get back to ein topic at hund!

Don't go getting all hysteric't on me nads or you may be left in the barren lot of Utes R Us.

(that sounds like a threat... but it's not - just honest advice, honestly)

if you think you can discharge me that easily santa z, you've got another thing cumming.

*enters comments thread*


Hi guys, I see you're all punning! What's the hilarious subject matter this time?


*pauses*

*reflects*


*leaves comments thread with sour expression*

*begs for forgiveness*

*in a mates way*

*a very good mate*

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Good thing you spoke up when you did and terminated this line of thought, Ms Fits.

I was about to abort the whole proceeding anyway.

Don't sperm me on - I may dress you up in my patented scary camo... and there's nothing worse than being covered in Boo Khaki (patent pending)

Alright, alright, I'm going....

Sorry Fits, that comment was just a bit too nasty. It had to be deleted. I apologise for lowering the tone of your entire blog.

For the love of christ.

*points wildly at la nadine*

She started it!

Right, that's it. All of you. SEE ME AFTER CLASS.



*bends ruler across knee*

Mama scared. And no longer punning ever again.

Also, not entirely sure that last sentence was in English.

*faints*

Hi, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you!

I have a Wedding Favors - Wedding Party Favors - Bridal Shower Favors site. It pretty much covers all your Wedding Favor needs.

i love it when you call me "ruler", fits.

*isn't sure if anyone will get the reference*

*doesn't really care*

Feeling rather chagrined now...

And here I was thinking that we couldn't get lower than Jess' latest on Punography... *shakes head while hanging it in shame at the same time*

Katrina... and the waves
Okay, is it just me, or does it seem really inappropriate to name this latest hurricane, "Katrina?" This thing is about to hit New Orleans and do some serious damage.
Love your blog ! I'm bookmarking you!

I have a mlm site/blog. It touches on mlm related stuff.

Check it out if you get time :-)

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I don't want to sound too American, but:

Ewwww!

I told you I didn't want to know! This comments thread went south rapidly, didn't it?

BTW, I never told you this Fits, but you have a groovy little site here! I'm just starting on mine but would love your feedback if you ever get the chance. Now I'm not going to leave a working link in my name so you have to visit my site before you find that there's actually no feedback option visible. I'm just looking for 'hits' to my site. So now I'll just leave a little spiel about flyscreen windows and their many and varied uses so you and your readers can come across and buy up big! Wow! I'm surprised you idiots keep falling for this! I'm so clever.

*rant over*

Wow... anonymous... weddings... You have redefined the word "appropriate" for me.

Katrina... and the waves
Okay, is it just me, or does it seem really inappropriate to name this latest hurricane, "Katrina?" This thing is about to hit New Orleans and do some serious damage.
Your blog looks cool! Hey, would you like to visit my website? It's about fund merchandise raising supply. Let me know what you think.

Katrina?

We think: 'FUCK OFF'!

Your blog is great Collectables of interest - animal figurine I hope you enjoy animal figurine

I'm impressed that the Spammy machines are right on top of this whole current affairs thing. Reference to Hurricane Katrina? Genius!

I'll be even more impressed when you get a spam comment that refers to mail-order brides...

ms fits, i was riding a pretty bike down waipapa road in wellington. so, it was not me.

BUT melbourne in 3 weeks. YAY!

if i see you i will stop you to tell you you're clever & pretty.

Thing overheard in hospital by me (well, not overheard, because it was said to me):

I'd just woken up from surgery to have a kidney stone removed ("ureterscopic extraction"! Look it up! Let me know if you find any pictures!). I overheard one nurse tellign another that I was still in pain after seven doses of pethadine, they agreed they couldn't give me anymore, so would have to give me a morphine suppository. The nurse who drew the short straw uttered the immortal question, while two knuckles deep:

"You're very tense. Are you this tense normally?"

Buck: "No."

*shared too much*

Spam bot got me with an ad for "discount cat furniture". WTF is the go with that?

Anyway my doctor used to tell me to smile when approaching with a speculum

Don't be too sour MsFits, several puns intended.

Worst things I have had said to me in hospital:

"We're really full, we're going to do your cystoscopy in this waiting lounge (wave to the audience)
This won't hurt much..."
*cringes*

"If you don't pee within the hour the catheter goes back in"

*cringes*

There is clearly a vas deferens in opinion of punning in this blog.