Things that happen when you're naked on radio.
Last night on my radio show we had our annual stripathon, as part of Triple R's Radiothon celebrations. The premise? One article of clothing taken off for every subscriber. Sounds like bad radio, you say? You're so fucking right. It's two hours of shouty chaos. And it ends with us standing in the studio like nude morons while all our friends and guests leer through the glass, taking photos and touching themselves inappropriately.
Anyway, here are some things that happened:
1) When Mark Wilson from uber-famous 'rock' stars Jet was on, my co-host Paul chummily encouraged him to subscribe as a band ($66) so Jet could be in the running to win 200 pressed copies of their single. 'That might give you a bit of a kick start in the industry,' he said helpfully, adding: 'Cold Hard Bitch, now that's a bit of a toe-tapper. You might want to think about releasing that one.'
2) The Spazzys proved themselves to be the biggest perverts in rock, loitering around the studio waiting for people to get naked and occasionally shouting 'GET YA FUCKING GEAR OFF, CUNTS!' etc. Ally Spazzy, with excitable gesticulations, asked to get on the mic briefly. We anticipated she'd talk up Triple R and encourage people to subscribe - not too much to expect from guests on a radiothon show. Instead she said that she'd just smashed her sister's car 'so if any panel beaters are listening and stuff, can you give us a call? Ta.'
Then she took her top off.
3) George and Matty B from Lucky Magazine did a faux streak through the studio, having written 'I'M WITH STUPID' in texta on their stomachs, with arrows helpfully pointing to their dicks.
4) My beloved Gabi was just about to get her gear off when Matty B frowned at her. 'Um - what school did you go to?' he asked. Gabi told him, and then the two of them realised with some mounting horror they'd pashed each other way back when. Then they started undressing.
5. A straight-edge Jewish punk from Yidcore tongue-kissed my dog.
6. When everyone stripped down to their birthday suit and was standing around nekkid, rather lamely shouting 'WOOO', television's Kynan Barker tapped me on the shoulder and held up a small tube. 'Chapstick?' he offered pleasantly. Bless.
If you want to subscribe to Triple R, you can do so here . Do it before Radiothon ends and subscribe to Best of the Brat, and you could be in the running to win the photograph of me, Paul, Glenn, Lucky Magazine , Your Wedding Night (hott spunks), The Town Bikes , Ally Spazzy , Kynan Barker and Bobby the phone volunteer stark naked.
And if that's not a dubious honour I don't know what is.
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So enough with all the naked pranks and interesting anecdotes and wild fun. We want to know:
1) How much money did you raise during your show.
2) Is this typical behavior?
3) Did you wear extra clothes knowing that you'd be stripping down.
4) Why are you having so much more fun in Melbourne than the rest of us.
5) Were you at any point threatened by anybody's Thorpedo.
6) Who were more uncomfortable the girls or the guys?
7) When will I actually get an actual email from my favorite DJ/ TV Writer/Producer/ Nudist? and/or a care package.
8) Should I just go ahead and take all these different pills sitting here in front of me?
this years stripathon just sounded more fun than previous years.
heaps of guests made it awesome possum, but the fact that they were willing to get there gear off was a bonus.
all you needed was some guy or gal to come off the street and strip for the fuck of it and it would have added to the the ambience of the night.
so did glenny g have a hard on? i know you would've looked ms fits.
ALLY IS MY IDOL
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