Things you don't want to ever, ever see in a half-chewed dried fig. Not even if you're mental.
1. Clown faeces.
2. Live maggots.
3. Buboes.
Can you guess which one of these was in my half-chewed dried fig yesterday? Go on, try! It'll be fun! Almost as fun as it was for me finding it!
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how the hell did you know that it was clown faeces in your figs.
was the shit multicoloured?
ps: faces mmmmmm
That's really nasty. What would a maggot be doing in a fig? I suppose they prefer to be carnivorous and enjoy and nice infected foot, but they'll take what they can get.
Hey Ms fits - love your blog, especially the description of melbourne as a dry vagina kind of town. never really saw it that way before. found it thru tuning into best of the brat. just rediscovered rrr after years and i lurve it.
consider yourself blogrolled (i'm at home on a goddamn mac and blogspot are more pc-friendly, so this'll take a few days).
i have a friend - a married former housemate who looks and sounds a bit like robert hill. you're not the only one. because there's so little talent at parliament house, it seems half the female occupants desire him (well, unless you go for the two nicks - sherry and bolkus, which i wouldn't advise).
my blog, which i seem to have started around the same time as you, is http://braveourburbs.blogspot.com
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