Things you don't want to hear Melbourne Lord Mayor John So say to you.
'Ohhh yes...suck it...suck it...'
'If you just stop squirming it won't hurt so much'
'Who wears short shorts? Why, I do! I wear short shorts! AHAHA'
'As the song says, there is a highway to hell, but this is a highway to heaven. Let us rock'
'Once I've finished slaughtering these Tibetans we'll be alone...at last.'
He said one of them yesterday. Guess which one. It didn't make me feel nice.
Saw Dallas Crane last night at the opening of AC-DC Lane. Better even than all the rock was the pirate-like stealth displayed by my new friend and cyber-celebrity crush Knifeyard. He is truly a badass. And I use the word 'bad' in the Michael Jackson sense. Which is to say, 'shamon'.
7 days til the election.
43 days til Gabi comes home.
Taxi Driver Tally - Latham 2, Howard 2, Greens 1*.
*This was a bit out of the blue to be honest. When you ask a cab driver who is going to win the election and they say 'Greens' it is somewhat surprising. Then again, the guy had only the vaguest grasp of English and kept waving his arms in the air and saying: 'I student! I student! Cannot vote!'. So make of that what you will.
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I just woke up. Of course yur blog was the first thing I looked at, and now I feel a bit ill. Please tell reassure me John So didn't say option 1. Doesn't bear thinking about really...
Did he have his hand up Livinia Nixon's arse at the same time?
it'll always be corporation lane to me.
honestly, 'acdc lane' rolls off the tongue about as mellifluously as 'sorry, I s'pose we really should have used lube lane'
hopefully lord mayor john so will continue his effort of demonstrating he's still 'jiggy with it' to the kids, and soon starts asking people to refer to him only as J-So.
-g
ps. how was the man playing 'its a long way to the top' on bagpipes not shot on sight?!
teehee
knifey is so far from celebrity it isn't funny
love his work on the sign though
did my spy friends really pass a 'hi' message on to you at zan's party ? i'm not sure whether they were lying to me or not. either way, beware, because my spies are out there, and even if i can't make it to parties, my associates can, and are keeping an eye on you.
/ brett
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