This is it.
Reasons why today is bad:
- The wait is finally over.
- The polls. Fuck the fucking polls.
- A Howard-Bush victory does not even bear thinking about.
Oh god. I just thought about it. Now I will vomit pus.
- Must endure wax in order to have breezy dj vagina.
- If Latham gets in, Polichicks will have a lot of unusable anti-Howard stock*.
*I turned this into kind of a good one in order to be adorably optimistic.
Reasons why today is good:
- The wait is finally over.
- International Kick-A-Liberal-In-The-Cunt day. Find one at your nearest polling booth!
- Met Knifeyard last night. We perched at the bar like a tattooed King and Queen. Le Hotness.
- Ready to party at Ding Dong. You should come. I found out what Clem Bastow is wearing and you seriously want to be there for her alone.
- Oh my god. I am totally doing the election call on Triple R between 6 - 8pm. And at five minutes to eight, I will be TALKING TO BOB ELLIS ON THE PHONE. So if you're going to listen at all, that'll be a good point to tune in and hear me losing my gourd. I may also potentially come in my pants.
- Peter Maher from Rehame says in today's paper:
'We've never seen this level of undecideds, so anyone who can determine the winner before the election has taken place is either on drugs or of an unsound mind.'
New crush.
- Last night saw the Bird Blobs play and was offered free hand-job. Bargain.
- I still have a tiny shred of faith.
But that's just because I'm a deluded fuck. And you love it.
So if Mark Latham wins I will officially get my teeters out at Ding Dong tonight, 'soil' an Assemblies of God church and have a three-way on top of the Harbour bridge. Safety permitting. It might just have to be a three-way tongue-kiss and a fumble, but still. What a view.
I'm frightened. Hold me.
36 days til Gabi comes home.
Taxi Driver Tally - Latham 4 1/2, Howard 7, Greens 2.
Comments
Personally, I say Labor has it.
If not, I am the ruiner of dreams.
Eh. Morgan has 51/49 to the ALP, Newspoll has 50/50, and only AC Neilson have put up 54/46. Pick the odd one out. Howard has no magical surged lead as the papers are reporting - its still totally even.
Dave, if you're right you get a hand shandy to the value of twelve dollars from the Channel Seven starlet of your choice. Seriously.
Hey Ms fits, Will we definelty get in if underage, can we turn up anytime? I cant see the graphic for the details, sorry.
NJ, as a pristine law-abiding citizen you know I can't be seen to advocate underage drinking. But I'd give it a crack if I were you. Not sure what the bouncers are like there because I am 28 and people only ask me for i.d. when they feel sorry for me.
If you do make it through the doors though, come and find me. I am the hot one with red lipstick.
ON my way to vote a rather attractive young blonde offered me a Liberal how to vote card. I kicked her hard in the cunt, told her she was a waste of Co2, and wondered how anyone who looked nice could possibly like johnny. I got a bad feeling now...
When the earnest young Family First chap tried to give me a 'how to vote SCUM SUCKING RIGHT WING CUNTS FROM HELL' card, I breezily informed him, "no thanks, I'm a lesbian!"
hehe... similar experience. i was quietly flicking through a copy of Slit magazine in the park when one fat fascist fuck from Family First (dontcha love my alliterative powers there?!) offered me reading material. So I flicked across to the most porno dyke on dyke picture i could find, smiled sweetly and said i had enough to keep me going for a while and btw, a bunch of lesbian friends and I were having a BBQ later, would he like to join?
I am so not enjoying my lack of voting power.
Here's what I went to last night:
http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com/satelliteeplaunch/index.htm
I had to go as my name is listed in the CD credits and I love GIT.
Thanks,
Tim Chmielewski.
Hi Ms.
I am FUCKING POSITIVE you will love this:
http://www.sleepybrain.net/howard.html
the day just got badder.
the only good thing is i expect to become a very eligible prospect as i have a european passport.
since giving up smoking three months ago, for the first time i desperately want a cigarette.
Oh God. This very well feels like the worst night of my life.
On the upside, you owe me a three-way on the Harbour Bridge.
I am so disillusioned. I went to vote today full of hope and optimism, believing that I mattered... only to discovre that it was a complete pile of poo and I now have to live with the smugness of my Liberal voting friends...
someone help.. how do I not burst into tears at the first mention of the election at uni on monday?
[nee Zogylon]
Kill your liberal voting "friends" on sight. You are clearly too tolerant. They are not your friends. They only hang out with you because they are awed by the presence in you of human goodness, which is entirely absent from their own lives. But this awe is a f-e-e-l-i-n-g. Therefore, it frightens them and they will soon destroy you.
Is it obvious I'm not feeling very well? I have to go and lie down...
Fucking fuck fuck McFuckity.
On the upside, in a marvellous twist of fate, it turns out tomorrow is International Kick-A-Prime-Minister's-Shrivelled-Scrotum day!
I hope you're still wearing your pointy shoes, Ms Fits.
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Dave - hate to break it to you but the three way was if Latham won. no consolation prizes..
Gah crap! I somehow read the last post as "if Howard wins," meaning Ms Fits had given up her will to live and would be doing anything.
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