This just in from my friend Negus:
Apparently on yesterday's Sky News introduction, they showed horrific footage of hostage Douglas Wood reading a statement with a gun to his head...and anchorman Leigh Hatcher said in voice-over:
'One match ban, Chris Judd accepts the Tribunal's verdict'.
G.o.l.d.
875 days to the next election.
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almost as good as sandra sully referring to him as "DONALD wood" on channel ten news the other night.
almost.
fuck me dead people SUCK.
hmm..
is that "Fuck me dead, people SUCK"?
or perhaps "Fuck me dead, people, SUCK!"? (picturing fitzcarraldo-esque crowd of people attempting to suck a steamboat over a mountain)
or is it "Fuck me, dead people SUCK"?
Do you know something you're not selling Channel 9?
he he.
a little from column a a little from column b.
You give a couple of Freo Dockers guns and look what they do...
That is GOLD! I only wish we could track down an .avi of it.
sorry this is not in relation to this post...
but I vaguely recalled you once had a post about the shapes of boobs and fruits? --- thought you might enjoy this poster I snapped a photo of recently in Bangkok
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=14306604&size=o
(aplogies if this isn't even the right blog!)
"...and in other news, Kylie Minogue has been diagnosed with breast cancer..."
Cue footage of Vivian Alvarez Solon in wheelchair...
Good thing Robbie Muir retired 20 yrs ago really.
Sorry, I have heard that the two blokes holding guns at Douglas Wood were dodgy-brothers Cousins and Gardiner. If that kind of carry on doesn't deserve an automatic two week suspension I don't know what does
we're talking about the one with the kind of oval ball yeah?
Hi, it's the Seppo here. While I have made great strides forward in my understanding of Australian politics and culture, I must admit that I have absolutely no fucking clue what the hell any of these comments mean.
But I do have an alternative punctuation for la nadine comment that exposes her necrophilial tendencies.
It is:
FUCK me Dead People! Suck!
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