Three reasons why Paris Hilton should perhaps not yet consider procreating:
1. 'Having a child will complete my life. I am so great with animals.'
2. '(My boyfriend) is so good looking. I just know we'd have beautiful kids.'
3. 'I can't wait. Having my own daughter to dress up will be fun. I'll dress her like me.'
888 days til the next election.
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And this South Park Episode where Paris steals butters cause he's cute and she can dress him up.
It's funny :)
http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServlet/showid-344/epid-372427/
...and her dogs commit suicide...
Someone's been reading NW magazine...
*whistles*
Did Paris Hilton SERIOUSLY say those things?
Anonymous -
If you believe what that bastion of investigative journalism NW says.
Which I most certainly do.
I believe the bastion of imaginary journalism:
http://www.theonion.com/nib/index.php?issue=4118&nib=2
Still there is a silver lining to her having a kid: given how vaccuous she is, that stupid yappy rat dog thing of hers may die of neglect.
The main reaons Paris should not have a kid is because her boyfriend, and aparent father of the child (according to NW), is also called Paris. This is wrong.
I don't really think she's pregnant though, I just think she's cut down on the crack and put on some weight.
If Paris Hilton spent 5 minutes with a 2 year old she would get her diaphragm cemented in. Please for the love of god someone make her babysit for a night.
But not for me. Cheers.
I'm still reeling from reading (in the latest Who magazine at the dentists office this morning) that Taylor Hanson and his WIFE are expecting their SECOND CHILD.
Wha?
Huh?
They've HAD it, and called her Penelope!
(been discussing this on email all morning with the delightful Hotpants Houlihan)
It freaks me out, no end.
Yeeees... Taylor's wife had already started to ... ahem... bloom when they got married. First child arrived several months later, I believe.
Pictures of the blushing bride and her feminine groom can be found here.
And you know where to find those photos... how, exactly, Tuppence?
:p
I wouldn't judge Tuppence too harshly... I have... I... I...
Fuck. I can't do this.
Some disturbing secrets, a girl must take to her grave.
on a totally unrelated note... do you realise it's 888 days til the election and today is the 5th of the 5th, '05. creepy.
now add 5 and 8 together. yes, it's 13. again creepy.
me being the glass half full kinda gal sees this as the unlucky end for those libby bastards.
bicker on howard and costello
and while i'm feeling chirpy...
although Paris is a dim-witted, ex-party girl, who dresses her ugly, ugly dogs, she seems to have had a 'normal as possible' up bringing, with loving parents and a sense of responsibility (i've read her book, shhhh).
Although -- not least because the date in 888 days time will be a Wednesday -- we should probably be treating it as a bit of a ballpark figure...
On a non-related note, which irritatingly smug 28 year-old television writer who yearns to be Bob Ellis but will settle for Bob Hart was mentioned on page 7 of today's Green Guide?
Bueller?
Bueller?
Yep.
One for the scrapbook. Or should that be blogbook?
I am currently bashing a 3000 word interview with Ms Hilton into some semblence of being an actual article. It's... mind-numbing. Absolutely mind-numbing.
Clem, you should know where I get my information... penguin carry-on...
Yeah, she'd be great. Did she not recently lose tinkerbell the rat/dog while out gettin loaded....
doggy never made it home...
Picture it: "OMFG I left my baby in a nightclub... now which one was it?"
Paris is a stupid vacant slut and I have no idea why she is a 'celebrity'. Or why guys fancy her. Or Christina Aguliera, for that reason. Must be something about the whore look that appeals
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