Thursday's quiz is full of grace.
1. How many courses did I eat for dinner last night?
1. 3
2. 13
3. 1
4. 7.8
2. What did my mother say to me with regard to our Prime Minister John Howard during our meal?
1. 'I only fucked him once!'
2. 'Bitch, please. The man is smoking!'
3. 'If you squint hard enough, he resembles Hutch from tv's Starsky and Hutch!'
4. 'Dude looks like a lady!'
3. What fascinating ingredient was included with our sponge and sorbet dessert?
1. A long curly hair
2. Pop rocks magic popping gum
3. A single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat
4. Capsicum
4. Who was the main topic of conversation?
1. My ex-husband
2. My ex-boyfriend
3. My current paramour
4. My dad
5. After dinner we both:
1. Kissed the waiter lavishly on the lips
2. 'Showed some leg' in order to hail a taxi
3. Entertained each other with cunning Pru Goward impersonations
4. Made a booty call.
429 days til the next election.
Comments
MY GUESSES.
(1) Three. I've only seen 13 courses at crazy Chinese weddings, and one of the courses is usually marinated offal. I don't think you ate offal last night.
(2) Starsky/Hutch. IT IS TRUE. But I think if you squint, his face becomes a shit-stained anus, too. Magic!
(3) Capsicum sounds wonderful. But I think it's hair baby. Of the pubic variety, perhaps?
(4) Too many men, I can't decide.
(5) "Cunning" or "cunting"?
all of the above.
I'm tipping/vicariously hoping, you got to go to somewhere with a degustation menu (and matched wine, of course!), so:
1) 7.8 (assuming you left the pube on the plate
2) Got to be Hutch, though you'd need to have your eyes pretty close to shut
3) The hair, see (1)
4) Your ex-husband seems to feature a lot in most of your stories about your parents lately.
5) I'll go with the Pru impersonations; did you try a Mel Howard impersonation?
i love the thought of you and your mum on a dinner date...
xxx
2 - 13
2 - the3 idea of your mum saying bitch, please is greatly amusing. and also, i believe, possible.
4 - these weirdo degustation chefs.
4 - your dad. he wasn't there, either for a reason or not. but you and your mum probably caught up on stuff you couldn't talk about when you were all caravanning together.
4 - i was torn between the pru goward thing and the booty call thing. i don't mean to show disrespect to your mother either by choosing this one.
ps i'm glad this post was here this morning, as i was struggling to think of something to say about the dolphin one. i was disturbed all yesterday, and i am not easily disarranged like that.
I like the thought of all the above too.
I had a dinner date with my mum last night as well, and I told her about the Pru Goward/Spawn of Satan incident.
She looked at me in disgust/rage and asked if you needed trauma counselling.
I wouldn't mind trauma counselling, though Pru Goward is the least of my worries. Tell your ma hi from me.
now i have "dude look like a lady" stuck in my head. it's not entirely unpleasant, until i remember who it was [possibly] referring to...
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Haha, Pru Goward is an absolute halfwit!
She reeks of mothballs & has that aged desperation to her, like she knows she's slowly rotting away and it hurts her.
Hahaha
nice green guide article fits. will this become a regular gig?
Is it impolite to ask what the Pru Goward/Spawn of Satan incident is? Enquiring minds etc.
Should I have put this in Friday questions?
The answers, for your perusal:
1. 13 - with matching wines. Help me jesus lord.
2. 'I only fucked him once'.
She was being off the cuff and 'witty' about my alleged resemblance to Melanie Howard, but it still made me feel strange in the stomach.
3. Pop rocks magic popping gum.
YES I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS IT WAS IN THEIR DESSERT AND YOU MUST TRY IT.
4. My dad.
MelbourneGirl, go to the top of the class.
5. All of the above. TRICK QUESTION.
re: number 2. your mum is a classic and i want to be like her when i grow up.
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