


Town Bikes will ride.
Saturday night's Appetite for Variety shindig was completely amazing and if you weren't there you are an ugly loser with an over-active thyroid gland. Me and Glenny G powered the wheels of steel while around us mayhem ensued. Including:
- A 'refreshed' gentleman dancing in a chicken mask! WOW!
- The Town Bikes busting out their soon-to-be world famous nunchaku routine! WEAPONS PERMIT APPROVED!
- A lady dressed as a man miming a Leo Sayer song! THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!
- My mother shooting absinthe! CONFRONTING AND YET QUITE ROCK!
- Bands like The Drones and the Young Professionals (see photo below) making me girlishly weak at the knees like a lovesick schoolkid! WAY TO TOUCH ME THROUGH YOUR MUSICAL GENIUS!
The Bikes play their first show this Saturday the 18th at an all-girl Roller Derby in Tucson Arizona, so if you're an in any way 'down' American (I'm looking at you, Krankiboy ) get yourself there and give my beloved Gabi a squeeze on the chesticles for me. xx
p.s. Here is a photo of the Young Professionals. They were so fucking hot. The redhead rolled around on the floor during their set and I just about died. They'll be playing with my other favourite girls Your Wedding Night this Friday at the Evelyn so there's plenty of guaranteed fodder for the wank bank.

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more chook(I concur with everything the author has said about both touching the artists, and being in dirty, dirty love with the Young Professionals. I even tried to take a photo of their feet, and failed.(Is that a line of she-sweat I spy? Saints be praised!)
I had the worst. hangover. evarr. after the TB gig, on Sunday Morning. It was as if Pavel on the bar had smacked me with a claw hammer. Maybe he did while he was clearing the room at the end of the night ... he was rather insistent.
Hot blogging; you say the things i can hardly bring myself to admit (o_0)
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