Reasons you will hate me

It's a lawyer working from home.

sue is an evil cult leader, waiting with her inbred brethren for the spaceship to come.

the sign will make it easier for the aliens to find them.

You need to get a huge bunch of people together and stand outside chanting and calling for Sue to emerge. When she does throw bottles and fruit at her.

Adam 1.0

They decoupaged her car? That's rough. Is it a sedan now?

... I'll get my coat.

She's a mobile home interior decorator..see her other vehicle not quite cropped out of the picture on the right parked in the front yard.

I think its pretty clear it's a brothel.

Sick of her children smart-mouthing "I don't see your name on it" every time she stated "This is MY house, so you'll abide by MY rules!", Sue decided to prove it, once and for all.

Clearly the home of the boss man at Slater and Gordon. Get it?

I think the emphasis is on house, not Sue.

Perhaps she was sick of this question:

Friend - Hey Sue, what's that monstrosity? A public toilet? A bomb shelter?

Sue - *grits teeth* It's my HOUSE.

I think someone has been getting a little too relaxed. A little too much red wine perhaps???? A little too many baths on balconies??? A little too much King Island Blue???
What do you mean where was your invite for last night? Did you really want to go??

Evidently it is the home of a Mr Brett Anderson, who may not sound like a household name, but what if I was to tell you he was/is the lead singer of 80s new wave pop group sensation SUEDE!!

That's right - the bastard has found the royalty cheques stop coming once you, y'know, stop making "music" - hence the state of deterioration of his humble abode in the burbs...

He'll fix it when Kids In The Kitchen finally admit defeat!

$BDW$

Big pay out to fluffy on the de-coupe-age gag.
I rate you for writing it, and I rate myself for slipping in a Fryzee-ism.
Joe2- hmmm
I think she makes scented candles

absentmindedness is not a sin, OK. kudos to you, Sue, for solving a problem many of us face.

p.s. fluffy you are also my hero

It is a Born again Sue Temple.. "Born again Suedism" is just sooo hot right now.. They say.. that all the Born again Suedisms have multiple orgasm's too...


*Books Sex party @ The House Of Sue*

It's a house dedicated to the Man in Black Johnny Cash. Ideally it should've been situated in Memphis rather than somewhere on the NSW coast where Ms Fits possibly spent the last weekend.

Fluffy, you're a genius.

*hides Fluffy's coat*

Ummm...couldn't think of anything re Sue. Carry on...

Grumpy:
That's one big time Dennis Miller type reference, questioning the gender of the home's proprietor--"Twas Gatlinburg in mid-July
I'd just hit town and my throat was dry
Thought I'd stop and have myself a brew"

If you really want to know, run a trace on the numberplates/the street address. If you get me the number, I'll gladly ring and ask them...

Bugger the Big Banana, the Giant Pineapple... bring on the House of Sue!

Well, if I ever start an evil law firm, that's what I'm going to call it.

And what's she going to do about it? Sue me?

Hi, mutton-dressed-as-lamb Marieke. Looks like your slightly poxy, rather hackneyed complete sell-out of a tv show 'Last Man Standing' isn't rating too well.

oh get fucked, wannabe.

i'd think of a more witty and scathing way to tell you to fuck off, but quite frankly you're not worth it.

Since my first two ideas (Lawyer and/or brothel)were so totally taken early, can I just ask Mis Fits to repost the 'hottest woman ever' picture every week for the rest of her life?

Yeah I know, off topic. . .

Bob

I think it's likely Sue's quite nuts and being humoured by those around her. Care in the community, they used to call it.

and Mr Lefty, I think you should call your firm "Devil's Advocates"

Why must cunts always ruin the jovial mood? Mr\Ms Flower, you are a bitter, sad, cowardly little fucker. Run along and rejoin the rest of the boring dullards in Shitsville.

It's a chinese restaurant...the 'Y' fell off the end of the sign...clearly.

It would not be good to come home to this. It'd feel like you were going to work.

The "T" fell off. It was the "House of Suet". Sadly, the bottom has fallen out of the fat-from-round-the-bull's-kidneys market.

Hubbs' granny is English, and last time she visited, she had to bring her own suet with her, because "You can't get good suet here".

She then treated us to steak and kidney pie with suet topping. Hubbs lapped it up, I nearly puked just with the smell. It was like eating a fatty brick that smelt like dog food. English cuisine, now there's an oxymoron.

Oh yeah, and fuck of flower.

I think it might just be that she has cruel friends and she recently had her Hen's Night (Bachelorette Party) or something similar ...

I know I've certainly done some nasty stuff to my mates' houses when it's been their Buck's Nights (Bachelor Parties)!

But then, I can be a real prick to my mates, sometimes ...

BEVIS

The poll that you're linking to on the front page has been down for weeks. Clem Bastow cared so much about the refugees she didn't even make the minimal effort required to keep it going. Could you check or remove the link?

wow fits, it seems 5 year olds are now reading your blog.

bless.

Also, you've got the text width of the page set to 660 pixels, and you've put a 500 pixel wide photo there. It's going to cause aborted formatting.

Five-year-olds? Wow, that's biting.

commenting anonymously on someone's blog and picking on them for technical matters?

harsh.

But then, I can be a real prick to my mates, sometimes ...

... unlike "Artificial Flowers", who is just a cowardly prick with a non-existent blog identity.

Why bother? It doesn't deserve a response or a reaction, people.

At least when I'm a prick, it's somewhat funny for all concerned, and I don't mind taking the consequences like a man. Cowardly, pathetic and mean prickness is just unnecessary.

And no one here agrees with you anyway, so next time, do a better job of choosing your battles.

As for la nadine, she is a beautiful person and a clever blogger. Anything she says is correct. So grow up.

BEVIS

Hey, it's good blog. I pointed out two minor technical matters in a good natured effort to help - a dead link and a photo that needs resizing. Big deal. I won't do it again.

If people don't want anonymous comments, it's easy enough to turn that feature off.

I think you're being a bit sentitive sweetie. It is the internet, and far worse things have been posted in comment forums. You're going to have to develop a thicker skin on behalf of your friend.

What to do when you have an infestation of Young Liberals?

I voted Green last election. Nice try.

Too right, helpful technical anonymous! Here's the 411, brother\sister. It's about time someone came out against these arsehat bloggers spoke the truth.

* Clem Bastow not only doesn't give a FLYING FUCK about refugees - SHE EATS THEM! IN A DELICIOUS SOUP! She took down her petition once she realised it could compromise her culinary habits!
* Ms Fits is so fucking pro abortion, she's all "You know what? I love promoting abortion as a leftist sport sooo much - hey, here's an idea! How's about I abort... some formatting! Hahahaha that'll sure upset some Family First members\pedantic anonymous hecklers!" How does she sleep at night?!
* Drugged, probably. With a penis and\or vadge on her face. While not caring about refugees.
* Nadine has a facial tick in real life which cause her to actually bite at her nose every few minutes. SO SHE REALLY IS BITING! Are you a psychic? How the fuck could you have known?!
* And you don't need me to point out her outdated "What's on" column - what a fucking outrage!! Where's her lefty bleeding heart when it comes to social occasions?

Keep laying the smackdown, anonymous. You're really making some brilliant points that the rest of us cowardly sycophants don't have the guts to bring up.

My apologies. You sound like a total pole-smoker, so I thought you might be a liberal.

Hahaha. That's all very funny.

I really enjoy this blog, and I still don't see how the reaction fits the offence I've supposedly committed. But that's one of the problems here, the comments section becomes a circle jerk around your hero and no criticism will be tolerated. I can go to Tim Blair's blog for that kind of rubbish. You've got to learn to take these things less personally.

If a few criticisms are too much for your brittle souls you're probably not going to recover when Seven cancels Last Man Standing about two weeks from now.

i really enjoy this blog

oh, so its okay to leave pedantic, whinging anonymous comments on people's blogs as long as you justify it with "but i like you, i really, really do, even though you're shit and your friends have your back"?


sorry, i mustn't have got that memo.

*backs off*

May I take a moment to go all Jerry Springer Final Thoughts on you all?

I don't think any of Fits' chums feel a need to protect her from any dissenting opinion.

From my own perspective, I only spoke up over at Ari Sharp's post because of the way he addressed her - "That'd be you, Marieke" regarding turds falling out of her mouth, etc. He'd linked it here, he wanted a reaction, and I regret I gave him one (boom boom, for those of you counting double entendres). I couldn't care less about The Age thing - if he has a legit question, by all means, ask it - but the tone and manner in which he did was attacking and I was sucked in enough to defend her.

As for jumping down your throat, Anon, it's not because you asked a question - it's because of the snide way you did it (and come on, you must have meant to be snide when you said "Clem Bastow cared so much about the refugees she didn't even make the minimal effort required to keep it going.")

Oversensitive? Probably. Did we go overboard? Yeah, again - probably.

I don't think any blogger worth their grain of salt wants their site to become a place where only arse-kissers are welcome - there are other sites as you've mentioned who do that well enough for the entire blogosphere. But considering how many fucking trolls have come out of the woodwork in the last month making remarks about Ms Fits' family members, her appearance, etc - well, it's fucked and I think all her friends are prepared to step up for her (not that she needs it) when they feel someone's gone overboard and\or crossed the friendly blogging disagreement line.

Perhaps we cyber duellers need to sit down, hold hands, smoke a peace pipe, fondle each other a little and learn to speak to each other in a remotely respectful way - Left and Right - and then become best friends 4 evs.

Can we start being childish again soon, please?

I think Sue stumbles home drunk at all hours of the night and could never find her house. The neighbours got sick of her knocking on their doors and all put in to make it clear to Sue where she lives no matter how drunk she is

W/r/t to Anonymous' comments of being 'in a circle jerk'. I haven't been to a good circle jerk in ages and in fact was wondering were all this random spunny I keep finding in my clothes was coming from.

I really am getting out of touch if I'm at a circle jerk and can't notice any more. Oh well, anyone for a soggy biscuit!??!

In response to show-canning and comedic writing, I was script advisor to that scene in Friends where Ian Thorpe sat in a chair. I blame the acting. Needless to say I never worked in the big leagues ever again. :-P

russell allen, re: the Friends / Thorpie comment ... brilliant!

And my comment earlier was levelled at Artificial Flowers. If that was the same person who later commented as Anon and got drawn & quartered for it, then you deserved it.

If you're someone else, perhaps it was all a bit heavy-handed. Speaking for my fellow bloggers (if I may), we're all creative geniuses and we love our Fits. Careful not to stand in the way.

BEVIS

maybe a lawyer runs a business from that house?

I love how people are still speculating on the House of Sue.

*hearts*

Anyway, what Jess said is fucking brilliant and I will proudly jerk on any circle she's jerking on. Quality.

Anonymous gripey comments are obviously irritating. Please don't pretend to be surprised that people are irritated by it. I like to think that if you pulled that shit on my blog that people would tell you it is impolite. There is an etiquette for these things, and the right thing to do (if you really felt the formatting and links 'problem' needed pointing out) would have been to email ms fits at the address on her profile.

Pointing it out in the way that you did was rude.

you posted a pic of MY house on your blog??

you are all wrong..anymore suggestions?

Suzie

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OK, it's not a house - it's a garage and the white Toyota is called Sue...

either that or...

the rest of the title is concealed by the big fat tree so it could be something like "Outhouse of Sue"...

... or maybe we are missing parts to the right of the picture like '200m Next Left' much like a Macca's sign.

'considering how many fucking trolls have come out of the woodwork in the last month making remarks about Ms Fits' family members, her appearance, etc - '

Well, Jess, that's because Marieke IS ugly - in a weird, moustache-hair-all-over-her-face kind of way. But beauty is only skin deep, you know. Thing is, Marieke is also a bit of a bitch. The worst thing is the way she betrays the ideals of the left by being so darned narrow minded when it comes to anything outside her insular world of the merry-telly-stocracy.

Quick, why don't you all jump in now with witty jibes about masturbation! Straw-vadge! Menage!

I'm also available for children's parties and bar mitzvahs.

I adore that despite your deep hatred for Ms Fits and anyone who associates with her, you still know all the bad jokes we've been making. Do you compulsively read all our blogs each evening and then find yourself naked in the shower, scrubbing your skin raw and howling "Unlean! UNLEAN" as you weep?

Kudos for coming up with a HILARIOUS nickname though. Have you considered starting a blog (if you, ahem, don't have one already)?! Fuck me dead, seriously, my sides have literally SPLIT from the raucous LAUGHTER than ensued after seeing the nickname you invented right from out of your very own head! TOERAG - COS SHE'S UGLY!!!!!! I GEDDIT!!!!! If I were the type, I'd 'LOL' right about now.

PS: Straw-Vadge! MENAAAGE! Anything for you, number one reader of Shithouse Blogs x

PPS: I'll abandon this little childish discussion now. Call me "darned" (LOVE the 7th Heaven choice of words, by the way) narrow minded, but I don't see the point in engaging with people who need to boost their self-esteem by slagging off people they don't know online. And yes, Righties, I've learned my lesson from Pandagate x

Do I scrub myself in the shower saying 'unlean, unlean?'

Er, no - unclean, maybe... but probably not.

Schloop!

I loved the fact that's your comeback. I loathed the fact that I fucked up royally and forgot the letter 'c' - TWICE. For fucks sake. This is what happens when you type one-handed (masturbation joke, especially for you).

Next time, Gadget etc x

PS: And now I've broken my no response promise! GODDAMN IT ALL TO HELL!

Are you sure it's not Sue Edwards' house? If so, she may not be too pleased with you posting it online.

But the whole incident would make a great concept for a script! ...

BEVIS

DO YOU CUNTBAGS FIND MY HOUSE FUNNY?!?!?!

MS SHITS, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE - AND I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!!!!!

Take a number and get in line, Sue. There seems to be quite a queue forming ...

Neanderthals, all.

BEVIS