Two pictures that I like, the second one of which is not at all safe for work. So just you be careful.
This one is a little hard to see at first, but if you squint you can see that some clever person has written the word SLUTS in really big letters on the bus shelter wall with an arrow pointing downwards.
DON'T YOU SEE THAT THIS CREATES THE ILLUSION THAT WHOMEVER SHOULD SIT BELOW THE WORDS IS, BY ASSOCIATION, A SLUT.
And in this case, there is a slutty grandma, possibly of ethnic origin, and a vaguely oily man with a pink backpack. They are both sluts.
I am aware this is a particularly sniggerish and crass observation, but I don't mind so much. When I first saw it I laughed so hard I nearly drove the car off the road. Then we had to drive back past four times to take a photo. Sometimes things just tickle you for no good reason.
Oh, speaking of which:
This animated .gif pleases me in a myriad of ways. Firstly, it's adorable. Secondly, trying to figure out what the hell these boys are up to is an exercise in itself. Why are they wiggling their cocks at each other and grinning? Are they comparing notes? Are they related? Why do I find this picture sweet as pie rather than deeply pornographic and slightly disturbing?
Competition for best caption starts here.
548 days til the next election.
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...and where is their pubic hair??
Hells bells. I'm expecting a knock at my cube partition wall any second now.
Anyway, this is completely off topic but have those town bicycles seen THIS. It's a few days old now in internet-land but is PACKED FULL OF MOVES.
Caption for second photo - "Despite their hectic workload, Human Nature always took time to relax and bond as a group"
This is a bit New Idea but what the hell, I read the mag so I can't afford to get snobby.
Caption:
Lads, it moves if you give it a hand.
"But when David opened his eyes, all he could see was Gaelan squeezing a blackhead."
God, that second picture is hot.
caption (with apologies to tex):
"Despite their hectic workload, The Wiggles always took time to relax and bond as a group"
Gosh, the second one makes it look like enormous fun to have a cock. I'm suffering from penis envy.
What's wrong with "sniggerish and crass observations"?
They're the best kind.
Didn't realise RWYWHM had gone hi-brow.
x
P.S. What, in the name of all that is holy, is the second guy in from the front doing with his mouth?
HA! i love this post. how predictable that crass & sniggerish would appeal...
i like the guy in front, going his own way...
oh, it just occurred to me that perhaps they could just be some more fans of your writing, letting you know they love your blog...
has that taken off?
the guy at the end is saying, "hey, I'm the best cox for our big cocks crew, wait till I call 'stroke!'"
It looks like sea plants, at the bottom of the ocean, floating back and forth in the current.
Also, I don't get this "heterosexual guys jerking off together" thing. How does doing that with other blokes APPEAL TO ANYONE WHO IS NOT AFTER THE COCK?
"Eddie's new approach to senior executive meetings at Channel 9 raised some eyebrows"
St Petersburg Grammar rehearse their latest production, We Are All But Seaweed On The Ocean Floor (Adrift In The Despair Of Democracy)
Ah Anon... pipped at the post (as it were)
The Young Liberals Executive take a break from a hectic day weeding out those pinko lefty communist faggots.
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'Also, I don't get this "heterosexual guys jerking off together" thing. How does doing that with other blokes APPEAL TO ANYONE WHO IS NOT AFTER THE COCK?'
Because they're all so massively hetero that they know they have no interest in the other blokes, and can focus on the pussy in the porn. At least that's what they tell themselves I imagine!
Ah, the eternal mystery of straight-bordering-on-bi-curious men...
hetero my arse! (pardon the pun...) – not one of these strapping young lads is looking AT THEIR OWN COCK! pay attention, people (apologies for appropriated fitsisms).
and, yes, virginia, it is enormous fun to have a cock – I in no way posit that it is any more fun than having a cunt, of course, which also seems to be a veritable barrel of monkeys. merely affirming your hypothesis (for further exposition, see eric idle doing a great noel coward in the meaning of life's "isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?").
The one at the front is the only one wiggling - the other theree are still 'working it out'...
Kennedy brothers' afternoon workout. Hyannis Port, Mass... Dec 6, 1941.
Barry Suddenly remembered It was bangers and mash night.
Aww, they look so happy and healthy and tanned! Remember, kids, circle jerks are a wholesome form of entertainment.
I'm tempted to make some kind of Hitler youth crack, but such things are not appropriate. The word 'crack,' however....
What Ruby Doomsday said.
Late entry for Friday Q&A:
do you watch House? Do you like it?
What is your favourite TV show and why?
Clearly they're partaking in an alternative version of the mexican wave.
Speaking of cocks, check this out. (not work safe)
The new Xbox wireless control takes fun to the next level?
Girls... if you had one, you'd be playing with it 24/7 too!
It's kind of having the same effect on me that those Japanese cartoons do that give people epileptic seizures.
Anthony, how about an alternate ending of "... raised more than just a few eyebrows" ?
"it's HARD to break into Hollywood nowadays"... hilarious! you rock BTW
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