Two things to not think about doing today.
1. Pop by Wee Cottage.
Why?
- Dude, wtf? Who calls their place of business 'wee cottage'?
- Do the husband and wife team reiki you at the same time? IS THAT NOT CREEPY.
- I don't fucking understand what a 'creative awareness workshop' would entail other than papier mache and paddle pop sticks.
- They spell the word 'magic' with a k on the back of the flyer.
2. Purchase ticket to Wild Things Techno Electro Retro Dance Trance.
Why?
- TOO MANY NAMES.
- 'DJ Krusty' is playing.
- Because 'a theatrically programmed funky light show throughout the whole space will transport the dance floor to where only the wild things will go '.
- Fashion Parade featuring some of Ballarat's wildest young designers 'struting' (sic) their stuff down the catwalk. And they spell 'catwalk' wrong, too.
- They spell the word 'magic' with a fucking k on the back of the flyer.
- They also spell the word 'organic' with a k.
- Um:
763 days til the next election.
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I'm turning in my grave as we speak!
Oh, hang on, I'm turning in my... bed... yeah!
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perhaps penny and david bradley-reilly should join forces with sue.
they could create a super house of magiKal goodness called 'wee kottage of sue'.
why the resistance? this rave is a GREAT opportunity to show-off your new-found knowledge of veganism.
I think you should go and suggest that it would be great if hippies put a 'K' in everything, so rave became krave or rkave or rakve and doof became dookf or dkoof and then no-one would know how to pronounce it and would look like a dick in front of their feral friends.
What are you doing in bloody Ballarat and Daylesford then!
My ex-wife runs her own modelling agency called Magik Star Models.
Unbelievable...
Oh BTW, love your site !
Working the Turkey said...
My ex-wife runs her own modelling agency called Magik Star Models.
Surely you mean your eks-wife?
*doof-tish!*
*Applauds Maurice Sendak*
*takes a bow*
*heads back to the forest in Maks' room*
Pipe cleaners are magiKal.
and can you please let me know when theyr'e doing an in the Knight Kitchen rave?
I always thought micKey was hot and he gets his gear off without hesitation.
He is also really into milK, so is therefore NOT a vegan.
Is it at Kryal Kastle?
MAGIK ???
ORGANIK ???
That is TRAGIK and SPASTIK!!!
Screw you John Holmes!
Well done to the Lady for getting LMS up. Breakleg for the next one.
I lived in Kallarat for a year in the early 80s. I was drunk the whole time and took magik mushrooms. Won't hear a word against the place.
Except "shithole".
Actually the word is a lazy derivation of 'magick'. As in reference to Crowley's occult teachings. Now there's a raunchy old chap who should interest you.
So they are lazy (can't be bothered adding crowley's "c"), hippy magikians who live in Ballarat?
Holy crap, that is wiked!
Braks would be proud of these provinkial Viktorians
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