Ugly children - part two in a series.
Okay, so this is wrong and I'm going to Hell . Bully for me.
'Oh Kev, she's sweet as pie! I love being a mommy! But next time can we get one that's not icky fat? What if I catch some? I'll die !'
Peter: 'Hon, he's getting really heavy.'
Jordan: 'Shut up and act like you love him.'
'Look Daddy, I had a makeover and now I'm pretty!'
'Sweet Jesus.'
Princesses: 'When we grow up, we want to look just like our mummy!'
British public: '........'
Dude, your daughter looks like Evan Dando. Cope.
959 days til the next election.
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that's not a child attached to peter andre. its a rather large growth.
that's not peter andre. it's a rather large growth.
Spot on! I always thought Isabella Kidman-Cruise looked like someone I previously recognised and I couldn’t pick it.
*High Fives for Fitz*
i have no real comment other thatn "fitz, you're like so funny"
really i just wanted to be seen with you four hotness's.
Sugar, you really need to start drinking again.
Noooo, sugar! pleeeeeaase don't start drinking again.
you work me so hard, i need this time to recoup.
if you're not careful i will begin to fail. that's not a threat, it's a promise... and you'll turn and icky yellow colour and your breath will smell like sulphur.
ignore fits and her wicked suggestions
can't argue with that... sorry fits. another 3 weeks to go.
however duck is not off limits.
when? when? when?
It's okay Sascha, Daddy will buy a nicer smaller prettier head. Or all the staff will have to wear blindfolds.
Christ. I thought Gilligan's daughter was in bad shape.
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I just laughed so hard at this post that i spat my chewy at the screen and now my screen has chewy on it, it does.
Absolutely brilliant post. There is something truly brilliant about the shallow giving birth to something (ugly) that goes all the way to the bone.
There was something missing in this, and I couldn't put my finger on it ... until I remembered: Jim Carey's kid.
Sadly she isn't heinous anymore, but back in the day....
http://celebritybabies.typepad.com/cbb_photos/2005/01/jim_carrey_and_.html#comments
http://www.celebrity-babies.com/
By the way, how sad is this entire site? I am suprised it isn't sponsored by that anne woman who takes photos of kids with flowers in there heads and stuff.
Hi Miss Fits. I need a big favour from you. Hopefully you can help. It was Tuesday night. It was your radio show. It was exactly 10:58. There was some man on, apparently famous, who said "like" every second word. I think the conversation went along the lines of tunes which one could root to. Yeah I know. Whatever?!? Anyhoo, my request is this: do you remember which song you played immediately before that moment. So the tune would have started at say, 10:55pm. It was funky, sort of dancy, and it had a repetitive title (although obviously not so catchy as I can't remember what those 3 words were). Do you have a running sheet of tunes, or maybe you simply have a brilliant memory. If you can help, you will be forever my darling ....
Persian fairy floss...
*drools*
*can't work out how to write Homer Simpson type drooling noise*
(private joke - please disregard)
Nice...
Abbot and his long lost son.
You must find a picture of Liz Hurley's kid. Man, that's ugly!!!
of course it's awful and named The Omen Damien too - Liz Hurley's kid fathered by that prime vulpine creep Steve Bing - what! was she thinking! (no not the money, she has her own). Bing also dated by the REPULSIVE Nicole Kidman and we know what SHE was thinking - The Money. I hope those 2 adopted as trophys kids find their relinquishing mothers as soon as they can.
Dude! That Evan Dando call is just too astute and hil-fuckin-arious. You rule.
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