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Up there with the worst thing I have ever seen in my life.




'Brownlow night/
has come/
She puts her dress on/
And we walk/
the red carpet/
for all to see....'













TAKE ME TO THIS WANDERING MINSTREL AT ONCE PLEASE AS HE IS TO BE SHOT ON SIGHT.







50 days until the next election

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Comments

25Sep08:52
Anon said...
Loved the "honey do I look fat in this, got one more kilo to loose" line toward the end with matching image of K. Sheedy's spawn and her generous upper arms. Guffaw.

FYI - If you press command (apple) + shift + 4 you get nifty cross hairs that allow you to capture part rather than all of your screen.
25Sep09:34
Anonymous said...
Coming from the northern climbs I think it is just one of those Melb things that we can laugh at and feel smug about. I pity the fools.
25Sep09:50
ms fits said...

I pity myself for sitting through that fucking song sober, Anon.
25Sep09:56
z said...
It's the big moment for those girls.
25Sep10:34
Virginia said...
That is fucking dreadful. I shall supply the bullets.
25Sep13:17
Captain B said...
Oh fits lady, why would you care? . The award ceremonies you attend I assume have much more credibility, maybe not as many reverse cleavages and photographs, but are they important?. Well they are, but not as important as gifted writers.

If that doesn’t change your view, I also support the fits firing squad
25Sep13:33
Donkey said...
I actually enjoyed the Brownlow, but the song was woeful. Cant believe they used it.

By the way, re yesterday's post, is your friend Talia's real first name Jenny?
25Sep16:22
Anonymous said...
Not sure you should be the one bagging someone else's style choices. Your look and all....
25Sep17:28
epon_anon said...
If you can last until the end of the song/slideshow without driving nails into your ear drums you will find that there are credits for the music. So you know exactly who is responsible.

p.s. Anon, I realise that you've probably been waiting weeks for the opportunity to post that comment/similar but it does help if the snark is approximately related to something in the post.

25Sep18:03
I'm curious... said...
Show us your desktop!

For some reason I really want to see what's under all those windows.
25Sep19:12
Anonymous said...
That Dock needs a good working over too Fits. Way too virginal and, ahem, boring. Get some Google Earth action "down there" and maybe a decent chat client (Adium? Colloquy?). And you can put Excel and Powerpoint in the bin already! Just sayin'...

Namaste, Peace Out and all that.
25Sep20:04
Anonymous said...
Corinne Grant with blonde hair:

http://ubermonkey.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/easter-bunny-porn1.jpg
26Sep17:34
Shane Lyons said...
She actually looks more like Julia Morris to me, anon.

Still oddly arousing though. Thanks.
26Sep19:56
BigMattStud said...
The scariest thing about this is that it's titled Brownlow Girl Part 1. Does this imply there are to be subsequent sequels ? Brownlow Girls Parts 2,3,4,5 & 6 ?

Some other random observations:

** It was heart warming to see Adam McPhee chivalrously covering up his partner's butt cleavage with his hand for the photograph

** For a second there I though that Shane Crawford had come along with Kate Langbroek.
30Mar03:39
Kirsco said...
Holy crap, I didn't quite get from the picture that there was a song. I thought you were just insulting the slapper in the dress. I nearly shit my pants when it started singing!

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