Reasons you will hate me

it's the $5 incentive that really tips me over the edge. hell, i'm almost prepared to mock-up some photos for the $25.

I'd throw in some dollars if it helped, Anon.

Wanted: Naked bald dwarf and three dogs to help me mock up some photos. Reward. etc etc.

I think I saw that show at the Sydney Biennale a few years ago.

I'm in awe. And now also have "can I get a witness" stuck in my head. Actually, fuck it – can someone remake "Witness" only with this event as the plot line?

ah this is one of those bogus notices posted up the back of (beat? inpress? i forget) every week. while on the surface the fight appears perfectly reasonable, the giveaway is the email address.

ps: there is no santa.

Indeed it does look like one.

Here's something for Paris Hilton also:
"He used to bring me roses
I wish he could again,
but that was on the outside
and things were different then.

On the inside the sun still shines
and the rain falls down,
but the sun and rain are prisoners too
when morning comes around.

Last night I dreamed we were together
sharing all the love we've known,
'til I had to face the nightmare
of waking up alone.

On the inside the roses grow
they don't mind the stony ground,
but the roses here are prisoners too
when morning comes around."

Well, it's the sort of thing that would happen in that particular section of Swanston st. Either there or a studio at Channel 9 on a Thursday night.

PS: In your gig guide the link to Little Red's Myspace page actually goes to the page of a 23 year old in Virginia who's into Maroon 5. Is this a mistake?

A complete mistake. Sorry, will remedy when I get a moment.

I don't see how Little Red - the band could conceivably be better than Little Red - the myspace page.

shit post. not funny. immature. improve.

I wonder how you tell they're wild dogs? Maybe they were tame dogs that just don't like dwarfs.

I know someone said it was bogus, but god, I want to believe.

Dr Nic said...
Actually, fuck it – can someone remake "Witness" only with this event as the plot line?

So ... a bald naked dwarf, being chased by three wild dogs, hides away in an Amish town. Hot Amish chick falls for bald naked dwarf. Bald naked dwarf helps build funky old-school Amish barn to crap synthesizer music. Three wild dogs find out where bald naked dwarf is hiding, and they all have a big fight in a grain silo (which looks remarkably like Hungry Jacks on Swanston St) ...

Yeah. I can see that working.

As the word verification would say, "ftncqcnc".

Not wanting to be a killjoy, but could we please draw a distinction between the words midget and dwarf?

Thanks!

Em.

maybe you can visit me one evening? it's in the vicinity...

Do you only get part of the cut if you can't confirm if the dwarf was clothed?

Of course, Em. A midget is a person of unusually short stature. A dwarf is a midget who fights wild dogs.