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War of the Teens.


My favourite left-wing teenagers are having some issues with a rather shrill and hysterical Young Liberal at their school, who has taken it upon himself to start a rival blog .
Aside from clearly having spelling difficulties, it would seem our mini-Hitler friend is also struggling to make himself heard by his fellow classmates:


'First Young Liberal meeting @ PHSC
Well fellow conservatives
We have survived! Last Friday, the first Young Liberal/National Party at PHSC was held in the theatre, with mixed results. The meeting began with the Young Liberal making a speech. The commies at the meeting jeered, but for the rest of us, his words were truely music to our ears. He finished his speech, and as he stepped down, more commies entered. I then stepped up and gave my speech, to the protest of the commies, who threw mandarin at me and my fellow conservatives. Wow guys, you sure know how to fight (sarcasm). Then the commies attempted to take the stand unsucsesfully, as I tackeled them off the stage. The meeting ended soon after...'*


When I was at school we argued - often to the point of fisticuffs - about whether George Michael was gay, or if Black Box could ever put out another single as killer as 'Ride On Time'.


In other M3R news to hand, there have been some problems putting up posters in the school without Ms Forster's permission. Immediate action is being taken via asking Ms Farrell about the possibility of a student bulletin board. Or they could just, as Lokomotiv Moscow suggests, 'Strike at the brains, not the foot soldiers, take down the Department'.


* I swear to fucking Christ I'm not making any of this up.

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05Aug12:33
Mallrat said...

Have you checked out the blogger ad on your blog today? it's a great one...

06Aug05:11
kranki said...

There was debate over whether George Michael was gay? 75% of the Faith video was shots of his blue-jeaned ass. Sorry, arse. Can you tell me the blog of the commie-hater so I can write him a letter of "support."

06Aug05:13
kranki said...

Nevermind. There's a link. Stupid Americans.

06Aug05:28
kranki said...

I posted this on the "pinko commie-hater's site."
At 5:25 AM, kranki said...

What if I am normally a proud American Republican, but I am very unhappy that the American President has become a dictator who has started a war that is needlessly killing poor and hard-working american soldiers. He is hurting our economy. He is not working with the United Nations and he is working against the environment. Our earth, our home. He is also although I want to support him, not a very intelligent man. I would like to be a conservative and a republican, because that is where my values used to be but America is off course for freedom and democracy. You see my situation. Please, I need advice. Also I think Australia is cool. Also krankiboy khronicles is my brother's website. He is a shit, he's kind of funny, but he does not believe in God.

Yours truly,

Confused Paul

06Aug05:44
Anonymous said...

Why don't you put some of these kids on your radio show. Give them a voice. No pun intended.

06Aug14:54
ms fits said...

I thought I saw them last night (a school excursion in the city) and almost followed them the whole way to Flinders street. Inviting them on the radio show could send me into overload.

06Aug19:10
Proud_National said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU HAVE BEEN INFILTRATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew that post was written by a commie, as if any good conservative would seriously care about bullshit green environmental issues! Come on, please! You're so worried about gasses that more often then not have come from your very own arse! If you want to stop the greenhouse effect, stop eating marios suvlakis!

You fucking artsie fartsies should get off your fucking arse and do some work that is benificial to your country, HOW ABOUT GETTING ON THE FRONT LINE IN IRAQ, AFGANISTAN, SOLOMON ISLANDS OR DENMARK!

Young Liberal, fuck off! UP, UP AND AWAY WITH THE NATIONAL PARTY OF AUSTRALIA!!!!!

Oh, by the way, I found your site by using the same 'stupid' links off the 'jewish' commie site!

FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

06Aug21:18
ms fits said...

Dear me. I think the children are getting angry.


I do very much like the use of 'Up, Up and Away' though.

06Aug21:40
Anonymous said...

Denmark? Fucking Nationals....

06Aug21:41
Jonfro said...

It's me by the way proud national.......

07Aug10:16
Proud_National said...

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07Aug17:09
Jess said...

I feel dirty and shameful for laughing at this a year later. Roaring, in fact. It was the Ms Forster bit what done it.

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