Reasons you will hate me

Do you think they plumped him up like a foie gras goose before he left gumo?

Do you think they plumped him up like a foie gras goose before he left gumo?

Damn damn damn, he was so lovely, I awaited his release with breathless anticipation yesterday, on the humanity

Enough. I mean, he was tortured... for five years... and now he has fandom internets lady ragging on his hottness... I for one call quits on this particular bandwagon.

I'm not sure if you meant it Ms Fits, but that is some of the finest baiting of lunatic RWDBs I've seen in a long time.
I hope you become the center of conservative scorn on Tim Blair's site for saying Hicks was hot.

what are RWDBs?

Perhaps he will go on to star in a new reality tv show along the lines of 'Ex-Guantanamo inmate Extreme Makeover' or 'Terrorist takes a wife'.

Darren Hayes?
Naw. More like a chubby Bernard Fanning.

Paul Mercurio.

I'm thinking more Tim Robbins in Arlington Road, with longer hair. The same drugged-up saccharin expression of wholesome normality..

Yes it's Bernard Fanning . If you put your ear to the photo, you can actually hear him singing one of his songs.If my senses haven’t gone all stupor and faint from arguing with the sun , the lyrics sound to me a little like

If you treat me like a dog
And keep me locked in a cage
I'm not relaxed or comfortable
I'm aggravation and shame
But it's a fine fine time for the people in the lucky land

Now, correct me if I’m wrong, and offer an alternative

He was never attractive.

When I first saw the photos I thought, "Oh shit, they were quick to get Sam Neil playing him in the docu-drama..."

So glad others have mentioned the Bernard Fanning aspect. It's a likeness alright.

I think he looks like Idol Guy

I'm with David Hicks. Death to the capitalist pigdogs!

Eh, I'm seeing more of a Fisher Stephens vibe, meself. Or perhaps Bronson Pinchot, even.

sheesh, it's been bugging me all weekend ...... yep, fisher stevens! .... but a bit puffed up

nice work jodie.

he does have nice eyes ... even though they show the torment he's been through these past years.

We might need Gitmo to stay open to accommodate Andrew Landeryou.

Don’t hide your love away just yet Lady fits, cause my not out before the sun dips predicament ,(thanks Sahara Sun), and my boy in the bubble like enclosure , investigations began and are able to reveal, Vapour Rubs torso still shines in bonds. The man in the second picture is in fact an impostor; yes it’s true, he is none other than the love child of Bernard Fanning & Ravi Shankar, Shankar Fanning. Its common knowledge Ravi’s great loves were the Beatles and Powder finger.Note Shankar’s Ravi like wave he learned as a child

Hi Ravi if your still up

http://www.ravishankar.org/

Hasn't he suffered enough?

Hicks!!! He should have been shot for treason! Dammit in my day a fellow only had to look at the enemy without hate in his eyes for him to be cast out of the trench and shot before his brother privates had a chance to run at the enemy and be shot as well!
Back then there were no US holiday camps in sunny Cuba to while away your time in oh no...Treacherous behavior..Bang!!!!
Goodness the excuses I hear. He was only young, he's stupid or the best one..he's learned his lesson! A .303 bullet would have taught him a lesson oh yes my word....
What you don't agree with me? Well you should be shot as well. Democracy can only flourish if every one agrees with their superiors. Still don't agree? Well bugger you all. I'll ring my friends on talk back radio. They all agree with me....Tolerating traitors indeed. next you'll be saying left wing Govts are good.

But now he's got chubby cheeks. Cherubic! The type of cheeks that nanna squeezes between thumb and index finger.

But that hair. Have you seen Javier Bardem in 'No Country for Old Men'? Say no more.

Dear Marieke,
You have come a long way since snogging Simon Oats at Sahill's party.

Anonymous, haven't we all?

That Simon sure got around.

He looks more like the lead singer of Grinspoon after he came out of rehab.

the colonel should get hold of a copy of 'Sir Henry at Rawlinson's End' by Viv Stanshall: and then get another schtick......

Glue a beard on him and he's Benny from ABBA.

Who would have thought that an old Carey boy would be so into folk music?

Jack...White.

Darren Hayes, Bernard Fanning, Jack White... whatever. The real question is: who would you trust to babysit your kids?

The rockstars? Yep.
Terrorist David? Sure why not, perhaps with strict instructions to not play Cowboys and Indians.
Guantanamo David? No F&@king Way!!!

He looks like a fat Bernard Fanning in that lower pic

Old Scrotum you impertinent whipper snapper... schtick indeed. This is the way I am. God dammit this is how I speak. Dont believe me...well come and work on my estate, if you can handle a days work you blaggard!!!!
Stanshal was a plagiarist who stayed on my estate shooting grouse and drinking my Brandy, then writes some drivel about exorcising a ghost and bang I'm on the silver screen..well not me but a rotter who sounds very much like me....
Bahh what would you know....anyway little Miss Fits accepted my invitation. Tell me young communist, where do I send the Rolls??? Dont worry I'll put a plastic sheet on the leather so you don't sully it in your excitement.....

This is your most glorious post yet. He could have come out spraying a Kalashnikov in the name of Xenu... but instead he truly let us all down.

funny, he somehow looks as though they've been pumping him full of drugs for a number of years.

But on the other hand, damn, Terry Hicks is a ladies man. He's onto his fourth wife I hear. I want what he's got.