What did Bob ever do to you?
For some unfathomable reason, Bob Brown is copping an absolute pasting at the moment. Admittedly it's mostly just from incredible fuck-knuckles who deserve death, but still.
Those hate-merchant morons at Family First are running an anti-Bob advertising campaign, and the party's federal chairman Peter Harris somewhat mystifyingly says: 'There's a lot of logs in Bob's forest that when you turn them over they've got creepy things crawling out of them.'
Wtf? Is that supposed to be some kind of clever 'skeletons in the closet' metaphor turned Green? It's like retarded finger-pointing from a five year-old.
And that genius Fred Nile 's running mate Peter Walker has this to say:
'You know, whitefellas have done some stupid things. To help Aboriginals, they made laws that took the kids from their families. Today, Greens senators have come up with new bright ideas. For our elders, they want to make it easy to suicide. For stronger marriages, they want to let blokes marry blokes. What a joke! For the drug problems, they want to buy heroin and give it away. It's insane. This election, give the balance of power to someone I know is balanced. Vote One for the Fred Nile Christian Democratic Party.'
Yes, he really says that to have balance we should vote for a religious cumlord who campaigns against 'moral darkness' and gets all sniffy about Marilyn Manson . Jesus christ. I'd almost laugh if it wasn't so fucking repulsive.
Look at this picture. How could you get hatey on Bob? He's been ill. He's wearing glasses. And he's gay. What are you, some kind of gay-bashing homophobe? Go suck an ass.
p.s. My tv show starts filming today. So if you live in Melbourne and you see a film crew, some incredibly cute male actors and me fuming silently over the massacaring of my genius dialogue, come up and say hello*.
5 days til the election.
41 days til Gabi comes home.
Taxi Driver Tally - Latham 2 1/2, Howard 5, Greens 2.
*Only borderline hot and upwards need apply.
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Gabi?
I can stalk too.
yeah and frank nile encouraged one of the school principals who got busted for possession of kiddie porn - he had set up a videocamera in the changerooms - last week to set up his small christian school in the first place.
ok , so fred didn't know at the time. but he should have guessed!!!! after all, who else would join call to australia/family first/christian democrats/god botherers for australia or whatever the fuck they call themselves these days?
If you're asking who Gabi is, this might explain it.
If you're asking if I'm Gabi, I will lie like I always do and say yes. Yes I am.
They're running scared of Bob Brown? WTF? Bob's so friendly and huggy and nice :-) I just want to give him a cuddle and sit him down and give him a warm bowl of soup and put a blanket over his knees and talk about how well the vegie patch is coming along...
Why is it always those pesky capital-C Christians who are so full of hate?
Have you SEEN the Family First ads, though? Hi-fucking-larious. Uber-earnest bogans shouting, "The Greens want to give my kids heroin!" in a brilliant Peter-Brock-Valvoline-ad-talking-to-the-invisible-man-next-to-the-camera style. If anything, it will work FOR the Greens, such is the absurd and ridiculous nature of the ad.
Check out Nile's latest desperate ad (it was in yesterday's Sun-Herald in Sydney):
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