What I'm...
Wearing!
So last night I totally wore the new Polichicks shorty pyjamas to bed. They look like this:
Adorable!
Do you love how I'm left-leaning even in my sleep?
Drinking!
A lot!
Browsing!
The blog of beloved Genny B .
Here are the reasons why you should browse her too.
Anticipating!
A visit from our Northern beloveds.
Yes, Daniel Boud is coming to town. No, he can't stay at your place. I got first dibs.
Listening to!
Britli's Greatest Hits. It was bought for me as a gift. I fucking love it. Don't knock it til you've tried being twenty-eight and making the booty slap in your left-wing shorty pj's.
Oh, and it's highly recommended by rock's hottest critic .
I am also turning wetly spastic at the new Kings of Leon . Jesus god.
See that guy on the left? Want to. Touch his. Cock so. Bad.
Wishing!
For ALP unity.
Touching!
MattyB's penis.
Voting!
Tillops for PM. Join the campaign and say you knew him when.
Yesterday we were filming in a swinger's club. I can't say where. But I can tell you there is a dungeon with plastic bricks, an enormous round bed with leopard-print spread...and a tea and biscuits area with coffee urn.
993 days til the next election.
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I have a twenty-five minute mini Dictaphone tape of Matthew [that's his name] Followill and myself talking. Half way through his cousins [i.e., the rest of the band] start tickling him and chasing him. At the time, though it's not recorded on the tape, I too am dreaming of touching his knob. Will that do for a virtual knobtouch session, Ms Fits?
Take 2:
I can see Mattyb from where I'm sitting and I can honestly say no-one is touching his penis but himself. Now if you'll excuse me I need to see a bulldog about a thistle.
Thistle make your ears prick up.
Sorry but Fits knows that the best Knob on the net is in Northcote...
I truly thought Northcote was a kind of fertilizer.
I'm gonna resist answering that- two crass double-entendres on one post is gonna land me an intervention order...
how fucking killer is "milk"? so.damn.good. i think ms fits, of all the things i look forward to down south, it is the prospect of a sloppy kiss from bob ellis that gets me most hot.
Tea and biscuits in a sex dungeon, eh? Phfftt, that shit is hot!
ETA of the Sydney’s?
So anticipating right now!!
3 sleeps to go.
To use a Sherriff trademark, Woohoo!!!!
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