Ms Fits is an irritatingly smug 32 year-old television writer who yearns to be Bob Ellis but will settle for Bob Hart. At least he gets free meals. Pompous nobjockey.

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MON26 A farewell to arms.
FRI23 Friday q and a #94, part b.
THU22 Wherever you may find the moment.
WED21 Just shut up and look pretty.
TUE20 Time to make percentage party.
MON19 Someone get the RSPCA on the phone. Tell them it's urgent.
WED14 More weird conversations at the beautician.

...and the rest are in the archives.

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What am I, your social calendar? Go outside and play some stick-ball.

Reasons you will hate me

Ill-informed rantings and half-baked theories from someone who should know better.

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What you should write about me if you get to pen my obit.

Pierre Salinger dies.
And what does the Age say about him? That he was 'a witty and debonair bon vivant'. Do you not just love this poetry? It lingers on the tongue like the lick of a sweet boy's musky neck in Summer.

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18Oct17:40

knifey said...

I'd rather read your eugooglie.

18Oct22:00

Nu-Ju said...

Bah, I hope he enjoyed those cuban cigars when he spun for JFK while he attacked Cuba.

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