When hair removal goes public.
Makeup lady: So do you mind if I pluck your eyebrows a bit?
Me: No, that's...fine.
Makeup lady: (starts work) Cool.
Tour guide: (at door) Knock knock...we interrupting anything?
Makeup lady: Not at all, come on in!
Tour guide: Great.
*Enter forty ten-year-old boys in school uniform with wide eyes and awed expressions*
Tour guide: That's right, everyone in. There we go. Now, this is the ABC's makeup room. And can someone tell me what happens here?
Boy 1: People get makeup put on?
Tour guide: Correct! And can everyone see there in the chair where the lady is getting her makeup done?
Class: Yes.
Tour guide: Can someone tell me how long it might take to make up a pretty young lady like this?
*pause*
Tour guide: Anyone?
Boy 2: Two hours?
Boy 3: A year?
Tour guide: (gamely ignoring smart-arse) Two hours? What do you say to that, Tracey?
Makeup lady: Not quite. I'd say about half an hour, forty minutes.
Tour guide: Even when it's such a fine young filly like this? I would have said thirty seconds, AHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Class: ...................
Boy 1: Makeup is stupid, anyway.
Boy 2: Yeah. And girls are ugly.
Class: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
*long pause*
Boy 1: What's she doing to that lady's eyebrows?
Tour guide: (bright) Right! Who wants to go and look at the Playschool studio?
Class: YAAAY!
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*sigh*
Yes. He just goes by the name 'Tracey' to bewilder onlookers.
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It's a camera, I clever are I?
And rustique I think your camera is very clever, even if it is only half way through its orgasm.
I'd be interested to hear the boys comments if they toured a female clinic
Tracey may well be a masculine name also BUT SHE IS QUITE CLEARLY REFERRED TO DURING THE POST AS 'MAKEUP LADY'.
That is all.
p.s. Tyler. Stop ruining Monday's richly comedic pants-related post for me.
Also the entire time I was reading I imagined that it was Mr Kotter and the Sweathogs who burst in. There was laughter in a can.
"When hair removal goes pubic."
Puerile? Me?
What kind of ten-year-old is interested in Play School?
What about Dick Tracey? Hmmm?
In front of a class of boys?
While your eyebrows were being plucked?
*cough* Sleaze.
p.s. you don't need 40 minutes worth of makeup. Some red lippy and you are ready to go.
I know a few female Traceys with both spellings
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,23445668-5014046,00.html
The book Freakanomics has an hilarious analysis of how names and their spellings (d)evolve as they filter downwards from the alphas to the trailerpark. Dannii will always be my favourite.
http://tinyurl.com/2u3toe
http://www.slate.com/id/2116449/
http://www.slate.com/id/2116505/
congratulations
be sure to maintain those brows for the big day
it's the little things that count
Heh. Lady! I'd like to meet me one of those!
Awesome news Ms Fits. How excited are you? And much are you cacking yourself?
Isn't the point of radio that you don't have to look pretty, made-up etc?
I suggest you send an imposter Fits.
She's multitalented our Fits, she can read n write and shit, as well as make the funny's on the wireless.
Marmalade, I know you're joking but the misspelling still burns like sacred fire...
On second viewing I realised Dick Tracey was a Dadaist porno, starring a leg of ham from last Christmas and a Galapagos Tortoise wearing fishnets.
Still looked remarkably like Dick Tracy, though.
Fortunately for everyone I have a 35 000 Baby Name book at hand. Under girl's names we have Tracey but note that its variants include: Trace, Tracee, Tracell (what?), Traci, Tracie, Tracy, Tracice, Trasey, Treesy, Tracia, Tracilee, Tracilyn, Tracilynn (now they're just being silly), Tracina, Traceci, and Treacy
When asked "Do you mind if I pluck your eyebrows a bit?" the appropriate response is:
"Sure! As long as you don't mind me twisting your tits hard until they feel like they're about to fall off!"
Not sure why anyone would do put themselves through it. I'd rather go painlessly bushy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXglN--SR0g
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