When people just don't deserve to be aroused.
I'm busy today, so you'll have to nut out this terrorism bullshit for yourself. In the meantime, I'm still digesting that a Durex Global Sex Survey revealed:
'Australians also found their politicians sexy.
Twenty-two per cent said they found Treasurer Peter Costello sexy, 7 per cent fancy Kim Beazley but only 5 per cent found Prime Minister John Howard sexy.'
SHOW ME THIS FIVE PERCENT. SHOW THEM TO ME. I MUST SEE THEM.
700 days til the next election.
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Peter Costello 22%!!! I think it'd be higher but the sanitarium wanted the respondents back before nightfall. And the 5%.. it's just a spin thing, as you should already know. It could also have read as "95% of respondents find JH and KB abominably, detestably and repellingly grotesque" but that's spin for you.
*raises hand*
you're lucky the survey didn't include Joan Kirner in leathers singing "i love rock n roll" by joan jett otherwise we'd be looking at a high 80's %.
Special mentions also to other performing pollies....
Rob Hulls singing "Yesterday's Hero"- 15%
And the god awful karaoke performance by Alexander Downer in his moo moo ensemble. 65%
They all live in Cantebury and wear beige cardigans.
Here is one of the 5%
I wonder if the 5% who find John Howard sexy are a subset of the 7% who find Kim Beasley sexy? It seems an awfully large section of the populace to find either of these men sexy... not to mention Peter Costello. Eewwwww.
Tony Abbott is quite sexy though.
How could you believe this rubbish - it is obviously Labor Party propaganda. Our little John should be well up into the 70%, because I'm sure he appeals to the gay community too.
The reason why Kimbo rates 2% higher than little johnie is because chicks dig a man who is armed.
Sorry here is that link
Show me the 22% I say. Do you think there's enough kero in Oz to set them all alight...by accident I mean.
Maybe this is who the 5% thought they were voting for.
Ater all it has happened before.
After Costello stroked the snake on Kerri-Anne, his sex quotient went up about 300%. Man Alive, He's Hot!!!
Can I please vomit at the thought of anyone thinking that that poor excuse for human excremement is even marginally attractive?
78% of men would like to see more of that hot woman who sits behind Kim Beazley and less of Kim.
John Howard has got to be one of the un-sexiest men alive.
I never noticed it before, but American politicians are hotter than ours.
I don't know if I could class George Dubya as 'attractive' as I go for personality over looks, but I didn't mind Clinton back in the day.
Can you ever imagine Little Johnny being involved in a sex scandal?
No. Becuase no one except Janette would have sex with him, and we all know that only happened three times anyway.
What does John Howared use for contraception?
His Personality!!!!!
Boom tish.
There are some people you just don't want to imagine having sex - your parents, and Little Johnny (note use of the comma).
Oh, and Verandah Sandstone gives me such a softie, it actually recedes into my body in fear.
Be angry people. Vent. If it makes you feel better.
Look inward I say. Youse are all cunts. And unattractive.
I fucking hate this word verification thing.
lol...love the RAGE!
the gillard=the hotness.
Apparently something like 5% of Australian adults don't know who the prime minister is.
maybe they think whatshisname is hot?
I love Pete's smile.
He is such a honey.
I'm upset that I have to compete with 22% of the nation for his affection.
"I never noticed it before, but American politicians are hotter than ours."
Isn't it because they are really rich and can go and buy beauty for themselves?
Demble said...
"Tony Abbott is quite sexy though."
Ah, fuck. I think a new Minty Twat has moved in...
Hopefully Costellos 22% are all 'lifers' who want him as their cell bitch!
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Here they are.
Wait, no, OK - here you go.
there should be a name for that. there's a name for people who like to fuck kids/blow horses/hump the dead/eat poo for sex/etc, afterall.
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www.hotforhoward.com
It must be a site. I haven't gone there but if I don't come back in five minutes notify my next of kin.
As an American who is proud of his... um... wait... hold on, I'm thinking...
Oh come on, doesn't anyone want to fuck our noble leader up the arse?
I mean, it'd be nice to take a break from the receiving end for a little...
What the fuck's with June /July 2005? You know what i mean...
Yes, you do.
O yeah, and howard.
Maybe we can market a new ribbon people can wear on their jackets: Proud five-percent-er!
while we're on the topic - is that five percent of the ones who said they found politicians attractive? must be. That other option is just... *shudders*...
Take that back, Anonymous! Gays have way better taste than fancying Howard. Janette is one brave mumma.
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