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Why this morning's ride to work was so goddamn beautiful.


- Sunny start to an agreeable 26 degree day, feeling the breeze on my belly. Spring weather makes for giddy thoughts. Nice.
- Melbourne - world's most livable city*.
- Last day to ride past Band in a Bubble . I'm going to miss watching five grown men suffer nervous breakdowns in public.
- Mark Latham pootles about in an armoured personnel carrier called 'BADASS MOFO'. That's the way, Latho. Own the anger. Make it yours. And appeal to young hip-hop delinquents in the process.
- Lingering thoughts and tastes of a Sunday roast.
- Cast the lead female in my tv show. Which is good, considering we start filming in two weeks. And look at her:

She's like a half-Maori Catherine Zeta-Jones and I am a bit in love with her. This means that from now on she gets given all the really good lines.
- Michael Frederick, the Adelaide magistrate who told a young Aboriginal prostitute she was a crack-smoking junkie destined to die in the gutter and "no one gives a shit", gets jailed for having sex with an underage girl. Fuck, other people's pain feels so good when they are utter tards. Let's hold hands and pray together for a few decent arse rapes during his time in the clink.
- Mark Latham is five points up in the latest Newspoll. What a rollercoaster ride this election is for us lefties. Yesterday, devastation. Today, heady with the scent of freshly-mown grass. Being an overly-emotional idiot rules.




18 days til the election.
54 days til Gabi comes home.




* According to whom I'm not sure, but we're clinging to this fucking title like our lives depend on it. World's most livable city. Everyone wants to be here with us. Especially you.

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21Sep10:07
Anonymous said...

Isn't today lovely ?

and now, for no good reason, some smses:

* I just got off the tqam to throw uq. Nnw im walking home
* Hey, Do you think you'd be able to pick me up a home enema kit. I'm desperate
* Luke! Cam u help my friend who is not 2 going

/ brett

21Sep10:24
Anonymous said...

I'm going to miss those men in the bubble too although I'm quite certain that Jabba, Quan, and the rest of the crew would not be thinking that Melbourne is the world's most liveable city at the moment......

Carrie
(http://alittledistraction.typepad.com)

21Sep11:01
surlysimon said...

MsFit can i assume that you were riding your bicycle this morning? if so cool, this morning i chose to ride in on my Surly a bike who's name fits my mood most days.
maybe the department of imigration could take over the bubble in fed square and fill it with 50 or 60 asylum seekers so we can jeer at them everyday.
8 sleeps to japan (and if the little rodent wins i'm not coming back)

21Sep13:22
Dave said...

Can she mightily morph?

21Sep22:42
Nu-Ju said...

What a fox. Have you written any nude scenes for her?

22Sep17:16
Anonymous said...

1. She is hot as.

2. Problem is, Frederick will probably enjoy the ass rapes.

--therapy

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