Woof woof!
Hello, what's this?
Looks like a couple of birds and a pooch to me. What better website, then, to bung them on than Women and Dogs ?
- Yes, this website really exists.
- Yes, it really is just photos of women and dogs.
- No, I don't know why.
- Yes, I'd love to. How's Thursday next week?
- No, I'm not that kind of girl, sorry.
More fool the cynical web surfer who sneers at Women and Dogs as a mere bore, though. Why, hours can be spent dissecting the mysterious relationship between female and canine companion! HOURS! Take this spooky pair of photos for example:
HOW CAN THIS BE? THE WOMAN HAS GROWN OLDER AND YET THE DOG HAS GROWN YOUNGER!! COULD THIS BE SOME KIND OF ALIEN REGRESSIVE GROWTH-TYPE HOUND? ZUT ALORS!
Paris Hilton and Tinkerbell vamp it up for the paparazzi circa 1845.
Boys: 'Check it out! We have fluffy puppies to call our own!'
Girl: 'And I, a magical spoon! Oh mother, this is the most wonderful Christmas ever !'
I think this one is stretching the joke a bit far:
Although if I may leave the explanation to the site's owner:
'This is a perfect photo of a woman and a dog.
When you first look at it you might think it is just a picture of a dog. Look again!'
HAHAHAHAHAHA! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? FIRST GLANCE - NO WOMAN! SECOND GLANCE - WOAH, THERE SHE IS! SWEET JESUS! SOMEBODY STRAP ME DOWN LEST I FROTH SO HARD I MAKE A MESS!
And thus the hours pass.
973 days til the next election.
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you know what HAS to be done, don't you
submit a photo of ms fits and mr bob ellis
you must!!
Fitsy, if you want the sort of website you were actually after, "women and dogs" isn't the phrase you should be googling.
Women And Dogs
(WomenAndDogsUK.co.uk)
pic53
#54
I initially thought that the two dogs in this photo were the two dogs contained in photos 52 and 53.
But when I look closely I am not sure. The dog on the left looks slimmer than the dog in picture 53.
Even in the face. Hmmm. The other dog looks very like the one that was 'raring to go'.
From the WOMEN & DOGS site:
"The woman in that photo is wearing a hat and then there are changes of scenery and hairstyle that
make it difficult for me to recognise whether they are the same women.
It is a mystery that I will wonder about whenever I look at these photos, but that I will probably never get to the bottom of."
Far more fascinating than the JFK assassination.
I looked for the companion site Men and Pussy but I wasn't pleased with the results.
Priceless. Absolutely priceless. I can't get enough of the blonde woman.
But why were you looking there, Fitz?
DJKL here. Check out this woman and dog combo:
http://www.kilbot.net/news/comments.php?id=139
Sweet.
umm...what does it mean if i think that the dogs are better looking than most of the women? i need advice.
How about a poster of a fluffy thing called Hansel? Any takers?
Believe it or not, the first leg on Dave Gorman's Googlewhack adventures actually involved him meeting the man who runs this site.
can i be the one to insert the joke about preferring to see women with pussys?
oh the hilarity...
Boys: 'Check it out! We have fluffy puppies to call our own!'
Girl: 'And I, a magical spoon! Oh mother, this is the most wonderful Christmas ever !'Ah, Fits, you crack me up.
How's the wagon going?
My dad had a video called "women and dogs".
Maybe he's a member of that site.........
Yeah, the Magical Spoon bit. I want to take that joke out on a long summertime picnic and rub it's feet by the stream.
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