Wrong Crushes.
People I have Wrong Crushes on. 
David Hicks , Guantanamo Bay detainee.
Okay, so maybe he trained with Al Qaeda and kind of fought for the Taliban in Afghanistan. But look at him. He's fucking hot. He has a nice smile. And he looks really impressive with a bazooka, too. 
Senator Robert Hill, Defence Minister.
This one really hurts, because not only is Robert Hill a fucking Liberal politician and therefore in my book evil to his very core, but he's also the guy making the case 'for' Australia's involvement in Iraq. But couldn't we just put all that aside for long enough for me to kiss those big soft lips? Also, his voice is sexy. 
The Hon John Anderson, MP.
This one hurts too. John Anderson is the leader of the National Party and therefore represents red-necked farmers who shoot 'trespassing niggers' and constantly confuse the words 'gay' and 'paedophile'. Oh, but his hair is always dreamy and he has the charisma of Pierce Brosnan. Even if he is potentially all about keeping women squeezing out babies on tractors. I could do that for him. 
Greg Domaszewicz.
Look, he might have murdered a toddler. Might have. And yes, he's losing a lot of hair. But everyone knows balding men are virile. And it would be kind of cool to be fucking the only person who maybe knows the truth about what happened to little Jaidyn.
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You missed an obvious one.
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*Bursts into tears* So wrong. Especially Robert Hill.
Please don't think I'm not utterly sickened by my hormones. I'm not proud of my darkest desires.
Except when it comes to, you know, putting them online and stuff for people to see.
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It seems that the term liberal in Australia means the opposite of what it means in the U.S.?
Is this correct? Educate me. Our Liberals in the U.S. are all about the people and our conservatives are usually the wealthy super religious Christian Coalition assholes who are pro big business. The George W. Bush and Ronald Regan types. FYI i'm not anti-christian but the Christian Coalition are closeminded Zombies who rarely do much in the way of treating their fellow man and people different from them with "christian values."
I thought that the picture of Dvid Hicks was actor Gary Sinese. The guy with no legs in Forest Gump.
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At least we know who'll be playing David Hicks in 'Guantanamo - the movie'. Bags me his converted-to-Islam love interest who unwraps layer after layer after layer after layer for a steamy sex scene.
For some reason here in Australia, big L Liberal = big fucking cunts. The Liberal party - who have joined with the National (farmers) party to form the Coalition - are the Republicans of Down Under. Our version of the Democrats is the Australian Labor Party.
No, I don't know why they don't spell it with a 'u' like the Brits do. Yes, small 'l' liberals are still considered lefties in this country. No, I don't know why there's such a big difference between small l and big L. There just is because we are slightly retarded and amusing like your cousin who eats earwigs.
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