Wrong crushes, part deux.
People I have wrong crushes on, part deux.
1.
Kevin Federline, professional man-bag and potent ejaculator.
Okay, so he's a greasy skank with a permanently stoned expression who is riding out the best ticket of his fucking life. But he can obviously bang like a demon, judging from the expression constantly on Britli's face:
It's either chafing or a terminally awful urinary tract infection. I'm not sure which.
2.
Mehmet Ali Agca, would-be Papal assassin.
Yes he tried to off His Holiness. But considering the mass of quivering, uncontrollable rotten flesh the guy ended up morphing into, he might've been doing the world a favour. At the very least a few trillion Africans may have got less AIDS. Anyway, take a look at him. He's fucking hot . Dark, passionate, intense....you can just see him taking you out for strong, bitter coffee, grasping your hand and whispering: 'You and me...we can make this work...together...you just have to believe ....'
908 days til the next election.
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Ohmygod.
I thought I was the only one who found Federline oddly hot in a skanky way. I just like guys in singlets, really. I should move to a trailer park. If he'd only pull his pants up a little more, I'd feel less ashamed.
PS: Seen this pic of Kev in his pre-baby making, long haired-but-clean cut era?
And here he is in high school!
I'm sorry, but thats just gross. And wrong.
Maybe I just have a high non-bogan threshold or something, but my god... he's a pig in every sense of the word.
Perfectly suited to Britney, I might add.
I can just see it when her accountant runs off with the money and they end up in the trailer park where they belong. She'll be hollerin' at him with a fag constantly hanging out of her mouth and he'll be chasing the jailbait next door!
Johnny Nemo
I am really looking forward to the name(s) they give the rodent she is gestating.
There will definitely be stupid spelling (unnescessary double-letters, extra silent letters or fonetic (sic) spelling), probably at least one hyphon, and hopefully a "junior".
In case people arent aware already, Fuggingitup.com has the funniest account of the Fugerlines.
Trust your readers to be more shocked by number 1 than number 2 =)
You make me feel better for wondering if Azaria Chamberlain would be hot if she grew up.
Fits: agreed on KF. He's like someone's brother's friend you'd look forward to running into as he smoked pot with that person's brother in the backyard.
Do you cultivate that level of obnoxiousness or does it come naturally?
You stupid, mindless, arrogant bitch!
Anonymous, your a long long way from home.
http://reasonsyouwillhateme.blogspot.com/2005/04/game-over.html
Actually, I study obnoxiousness by correspondence.
Man... I'm a Fitz fan and even I don't get this stuff. Why hurt people for no good reason?
How I wish I were a long way from home. Indeed! But I'm not.
You are mindless, stupid, pointless, arrogant being. You are somebody who would make fun of a hunchback. Not because of peer-pressure but just because that is the essence of your soul.
What can be expected from the granddaughter of a notorious fool with a questionable soul.
Dear me......
Dearest anon,
Many thanks for the insight into both mine and my family's souls. How right you are! It must pain you to read such mindless, arrogant tripe. I suggest you try here instead of wasting your time rubbing shoulders with riff-raff like me. Indeed!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to make fun of a hunchback.
Much love, Fits. x
Oh, for fucks sake -
Why hurt people for no good reason?
Have I missed something? An irreverent post about the recently deceased Pope's would-be assassin and Britney's babydaddy and people are actually taking it hard?
I personally hate seeing commenters who flock to defend their beloved blogger of choice's words, but naysayers - get over it. We all have blogs we don't like... so we don't visit them. Sorted.
You are mindless, stupid, pointless, arrogant being. You are somebody who would make fun of a hunchback. Not because of peer-pressure but just because that is the essence of your soul.What can be expected from the granddaughter of a notorious fool with a questionable soul.
I see someone has been eating Andrew Bolt's column for breakfast. Way to go, Anonymous! Way to show it to those filthy lefties with questionable souls! Way to stand up to them... while leaving no trace of your identity, blogwise or real life, because you're still a cowardly chickenshit.
Difference of opinion is what makes blog comment threads interesting. Blatantly cuntish behaviour is not. SOOOO 2003.
The End (of me being a sanctimonious windbag defending someone who really doesn't need defending and who is quite capable of backhanding an impressive retort on their own)
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