Reasons you will hate me

He's clearly following the advice of Turnbull's staffers - no doubt they'd have his best interests at heart.

No no, it's Peter Costello's advisers feeding him this information. Slowly but surely that man is working at destroying every leader above him.

One day, he'll have to be elected as leader, without ever growing the balls to make a challenge himself.

The mind boggles. Ah, the Liberal party... Always so rife with hypocrites.

on the topic of compensation - I trawled for an aeon to get proof of this case for compo from some years back....

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/pub-sued-after-drinker-tapes-pork-chops-to-feet-646460.html

I mean....slipping over or being wrenched from your family?

The 'turning of the backs' has been labelled, somewhat dodgily, by Opposition supporters as being a political stunt.

I wonder if the same could be more reliably said of Dr. Nelson's comment, in response to Rudd's staffers' apology ...

No show without Punch.

'Rudeness in the extreme'! Hello pot, this is the kettle.

Perhaps he can wait for his apology as long as the indigenous people waited for theirs... and then it can be as half-arsed as the one he handed out on sorry day.

Yeah, he's a tool. But we all knew that.

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Wow, racists in Grafton. Stop the presses!

speaking of what a fuckwit Nelson is....two words.

Faye Lyman

BN should apologise to people who heard his speech, and for his hair colour.It looks like someone has poured the contents of a fireplace on his noggin .Oh Brendan Sooty,will you re join the band when this gig is over

BN should apologise to people who heard his speech, and for his hair colour.It looks like someone has poured the contents of a fireplace on his noggin .Oh Brendan Sooty,will you re join the band when this gig is over

The best summary Nelson's performance that I have seen yet ... "I'll be in the position they want me in, but I'll be rude to them."
http://www.abc.net.au/news/video/2008/02/14/2163228.htm

i heard faye lyman in tears after nelson used her story in his speech. she was just devastated.

read here why nelson is not just a knob for hair-colour reasons, and what he said and didn't say in his speech, as well as the above in fits' post about expecting an apology from rudd (who rapidly directed his staff to apologise straight away), because oh yes, the reasons just keep coming:

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23218015-5001021,00.html

Apologise?....I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire....arsehole.

chick (Ms Fits) calm down. who gives a flying fig about the member for Bradfield.

Great electorate name by the way! 'Bradfield' its both so aussie and kind of Brad and Jen and Brangelina at the same time without any of the style/class/interest/goss/babies/no babies that one may find on say perezhiltons site?!

Its early days, kevohseven hasn't taken the gloves off yet. pissants are worth nurturing at least for a while. bradfields unwanted golden shower is happening but its raining down from inside of his own carcus, i mean caucus.

leave the poor man alone! let him muddle through demanding this and that.

.......queue jaws music (so very quietly) with images of merchant bankers in the far, far distance. i hope they have a very sloooooow dance that lasts um say 3 years......

Nelson's "Sorry, ...but you lot really are a pack of degenerates who should thank us for saving you" speech would have to be the worst speech made since "Why the groom married a slut" at my mate's wedding.

Argh!! BLL, you bastard!

I was just about to post a comment invoking a scenario where the father of the bride gives a speech saying that "of the multitudinous wankers that my daughter has rooted, I'm glad that she's settled on a relatively innocuous prick like you."

It was going to be witty, well written and impressive enough to garner a clin d'œil from our esteemed hostess.

Instead, I wither in your shadow; a mere also ran.
I have nothing more to look forward to than the end of my life via whichever comes first between drink and masturbation.

At least you plan to go with a smile on your face. So much better than cancer or a stroke.

marek bage, you and your clin d'œil are my new hero[es]. actually make that you, your name and you clin d'œil.

Same person advising him on that piece of nob-wankery is probably the same person advising him on his haircut.

I find the colour barely tolerable... the cut, however is beyond appalling.

Someone send in Kyan from Queer Eye, pronto.

I don't think the hair cut is that bad. Having a "do" that you can bounce rocks off does have it's advantages on a windy day.

I think we should edit nelson's speech so it sounds actually compassionate - you can do anything with editing these days - and then constantly harangue him and the right for being so compassionate - they will not know what to do with themselves - its genius - genius - and modest too. I feel like exclaiming genius a few more times but I shall refrain.

We thought Andrew landeryou; then we thought otherwise.

Marieke, you and your syncophantic wankey little neophytes are beneath contempt. Rather than turn your one-eyed scrutiny on the new government, which would at least be a constructive use of your full-bore hate, you are still nit-picking the Liberals, who are no longer in power. It just goes to show that nothing you have ever had to say was worth listening to. Also: you are boring on Triple J, and to be boring is perhaps worse than anything else.

They may no longer be in 'power' Anon, but they are still amusing to small-minded bloggers such as myself.




Also: It's 'sycophantic'. Just for future reference.

Maybe it's a neologism, Fitsypants?

Synchronised arse kissing.

It does amuse me that despite the warning that you are irritatingly smug, some people still surprise themselves by getting irritated at you smugness.

Also, I thought it was "wanky" but I'll happily defer to someone of superior knowledge and experience on the job.

Aboriginals broke into my house last night, stole my car then crashed it. In an unrelated incident they kicked a female friend of mine in the head in the city through her window which was up. Where is my apology?

That's awesome. You're awesome.

MaREEK,

Also: It's 'you're a dickhead (and your mum, who came on to me once in the murky annals of last century, is not all there)'. Just for future reference. Though I agree you're small-minded.

I just popped by to say isn't it funny that bad boy Brendan is dragging up Brian Burke again.

Way to lead the opposition, grrrr.

Nelson used to be in the ALP.

But now he leads the opposition.

Your point?

fuck rudd, I am very very sorry you're such a whiny little pussy.

Happy?

Considering we had to endure the Libs for 11 long years, I see nothing wrong with continuing to point out their faults, failures and the other strange and amusing things they continue to do in opposition.
Please keep them coming Fits.

Ben, no not really. I was expecting the entire aboriginal community to apologise, not some wanker from Melbourne.

I can see his tomb stone now....

"I was born, I lived and I was sorry...well kind of."

I think "syncophant" may be a nice blend of "sycophant" and "syncopate". fr and anonymous, you guys are so clever I can barely stand it. You could definitely get a job in the media with that razor-sharp wit- perhaps Andrew Bolt needs a fluffer?

well I do come here for the robust debate and witty repartee ....

and then there's 'Fuck Rudd' and various 'Anons'

what a world!

Fuck Rudd,

You think what happened to you was bad?.

Yesterday my whole family were attacked by homosexual, Labor voting, knife wielding Aboriginal Islamic terrorists who violated our pets and stole our 'Ray Martins bonzer blokes and beaut sheilas' and 'Best of the Footy show' box sets. They then proceeded to steal our VB Commodore vacationer and crash it into a bronze statue of Weary Dunlop putting a bandaid on Simpsons donkeys hoof that was erected outside our local RSL social club.

If that wasn't all, I also got a pimple on the inside of my nose it it hurts like buggery.

Bloody abo's, they should go back to their own country shouldn't they Fuck Rudd?.

Yeah, sorry about that, Keep Calm. I just got overexcited.

Which is why he has an approval rating of..........

*drum roll*

............Nine per cent.


I got polled last week, so I'm happy to say I got to contribute to this record low rating for BN.
Curiously the other poll questions were about public perceptions of Blue Scope Steel. The penny dropped days later when I heard they where about to sack a large number of their work force. Are these bastards cynical or what?

Keep Calm & Carry On,

Perhaps you missed the point. I am demanding that the entire aboriginal population apologise to me for an action committed by a small number of its members. Considering our elected government just did the same, I don't think it is too much to ask.

No FR
You miss the point. The apology was from The Prime Minister on behalf of The Government representing the Parliament of Australia for things done to the stolen indigenous people and their families by the policies of past Australian Governments. So are you saying FR you are a Member of Parliament past or present? While I listened to the apology with pride, you it seems, just ranted and raved and foamed at the mouth and didn't fucking listen.
I'm sick of the claim that it was done for the good of the aboriginal. This is a lie. Government concern (particularly of The Cunt-ry Party of Qld) was that the white folks would be outnumbered by a half cast race. You can find this in Qld Hansard in the debates over the enabling legislation. Further evidence is in the so called Stock Books of pastoralists and graziers listing the numbers of full bloods, half-casts and quaternaries on the property. Because until the referendum aboriginal people were counted with the cattle.
I suspect that the real problem that people like FR have with compensation, is that they can't stand to see an aboriginal with more money than themselves.

Bomba,

I don't know where to start with your ridiculousness.

NO U MISS THE POINT!!!11@1

Shhhhhh!! FR, listen carefully. Can you hear that?


It's the sound of nobody giving a fuck what you think FR.

I haven't knocked around here that much, so not sure if this has been mentioned before.

Brendan Nelson looks exactly like Leland Palmer.

bomba, you seem to care

noooo fuck rudd
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