Reasons you will hate me

Try hard.

Does this mean I take down the try hard, tree hugging lefty 'Bring Hicks Home' poster on my balcony down?

Or do I leave it there as a sign of camaraderie?

TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

Now you can join the throngs of letter-writing women (and some men) who want to be David's girlfriend/boyfriend because he's a B-grade celebrity. At least the Yanks won't be censoring the juicy bits out of such intimate proposals anymore.

Maybe he'll be on Big Brother as a surprise celebrity intruder? Go get him MsFits!! ;o)

(Disclaimer - above comment in jest)

And la nadine, I still have my "Free South Africa" Poster up on priciple.

*principle

I wonder what he is having for dinner?

Now I know what he ate for breakfast and what film he watched on the way over care of the Herald Sun, I'm captivated.

Maybe the Herald might do something way out and ask him about what life was like in Guantanamo bay.

And if they think $500,000 was a high price to bring him home, what do they think about the price of keeping him locked up?

I want to know what rating he gave the Departed out of five stars, timboy.

I'm not sure, But whoever chose the movie must have had a wicked sense of humour.

'The departed'

The CIA sure are a bunch of scally wags.

That would have had them ROFL in the Pentagon god bless

Long time lurker, first comment - get him on BB, I say! Pure gold.

I'm going dangerously off topic for a first time RYWHM poster, but I can't think of a better bunch to lend a hand with this.

Have we all seen the (purported/alleged) citizenship test questions?

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/quiz/default.aspx?quizid=2420

I know it's not new, but some friends and I are trying to come up with our own. We've got seven, we need another 13 - all suggestions and/or improvements welcome.

Here's what we've got so far:

1/ Which of the following was NOT a major Australian television personality?
a/ Humphrey B Bear
b/ HR Puff'n'Stuff
c/ Hector the Safety Cat
d/ Marty Monster

2/ Which of the following has been the most damaging change to AFL Football in the last 20 years?
A/ Nationalising the game
B/ The Blood Rule
C/ Pre-season rules changes
D/ Baggy shorts
(Obviously, the correct answer is D)

3/ How many spoons of Milo should you put into the glass?
A/ 1
B/ 2
C/ 4
D/ As many as the milk will take while remaining liquid

(3a – bonus points - before or after the milk?)

4/ At what age can you catch a footy without losing a tooth or spraining any fingers?
A/ 5
B/ 8
C/ 10
D/ 12

5/ How many layers of butchers paper are required to prevent fish and chip burn during the walk from the shop to the beach?
A/ 1
B/ 2
C/ 4
D/ 6

6/ What is the appropriate condiment for a Chiko Roll?
A) Mayo
B) Sweet Chilli Sauce
C) Tomato Sauce
D) Soy Sauce

7/ A thong is:
A/ An uncomfortable piece of underwear
B/ An extremely comfortable piece of footwear
C/ An appropriate flotation device for a small animal
D/ Both B & C

I want to know what rating he gave the Departed out of five stars, timboy.

As a fanatical islamist, Fitsy, he would have eschewed this satanic representation of living creatures and therefore have averted his eyes. Or else he just couldn't see it through a veil of tears at discovering that Scorcese still hasn't got his chops back.

For quethtion theven, a thong ith thumthing you thing!

8/ the Eureka Stockade refers to -
a/ a historical confrontation between miners & troops over taxation, which has become a metaphor for Australians' "legendary" disdain for authority;
b) someone who doesn't shower in prison;
c) an annual sale at Myer.

Ms Fits, you have this habit of making me picture prominent public figures as socially awkward replicant aliens only starting to learn human customs.

I took my Free South Africa down after I found out I had to collect six Coke labels and enter a draw.

Nah, Hicks shouldn't go on Big Brother. Dancing with the Stars, however...

I just realised that since I read this blog from work, and I work nights, all my comments come the night after the post is made and therefore probably never get read.

Heigh ho.

You're quite correct Ben, I didn't read yours.

Hicks is here to stay.

With only a few more months in jail, big things are in the pipeline for him. My predictions:

1) Representation by Harry M. Miller.
2) Part of a 'make-over' countdown hosted by Kate Fischer.
3) Dancing "The Guantanamo" with Kerry-Ann.

I thought this pic was Howard all excited about his proposed dining extension...http://notesfromeleanorbloom.blogspot.com/
My bad.

Ben: I haven't read yours either.

Top Five in-flight movies I would want to watch after being locked up in Guantanamo for five years…

Starring Chevy Chase


1. National Lampoons Vacation
2. CadyShack
3. Fletch
4. Spies Like Us
5. Orange County

Holiday roooooooadoooooadoooooad…





Holiday rooooadooooadooooad

and here was i thinking you just got up extremely early, ben @6.28!

Well I do get up early in a way, as in, every day I get up the night before...

The other anonymous, it's OK you didn't read it. It wasn't very interesting. Neither is this, so don't read this either.

While I'm paassing through...

thankyou for the icanhascheezeburger?! link!

I can't stop thinking about it.
Those poor, fucking stupid cats.

By the way, the appropriate condiment for a chiko roll is anything that makes it taste less like a chiko roll.

I'm sure you can come up with your own blog ideas, but I'm very much looking forward to some Howard/rabbit/hat style action in the upcoming days from you, Fisty.

I feel the time a-coming, and it may not be too long......