Yay for gays.
So, ousted Liberal MP Andrew Olexander is out of his freaking mind when he says that Victorian Liberals may not be, you know, too into the gays. Has he not heard shadow treasurer Robert Clark giving it some rainbow backup?
'I believe homosexual practices form a destructive way of life, destructive to the individual, and destructive also to other individuals who are brought into that way of life.'
Right on, Robert! I know the number of times I've been lured over into 'that way of life' have only resulted in mayhem and destruction - on my wallet! Can I simply afford yet another evening 'on the pink tiles', spending thousands on upmarket party drugs and elaborate sequinned outfits? No I cannot! A sensible fiscal notion indeed!
'I suppose it is most demonstrable at a physical level; it is a physical fact that the human body is not designed for many homosexual practices and it is clear that physical problems follow from these practices.'
He's only thinking about our bodies! Remember, there are 'many' homosexual practices causing physical harm. SMOKING POLE CAUSES CANCER, KIDS.
'(according to a medical text) Homosexual male pedophiles commonly reported molesting hundreds of victims, while heterosexual pedophiles molest only a few.'
That is a COMMITTED FUCKING WORK ETHIC, PEOPLE! What's with those lazy heterosexual pedophiles? LETTING THE SIDE DOWN. Can I get a witness, etc.
'It is a foolish practice, it is destructive and it is harmful, and that is capable of scientific and medical measurement and assessment'
....okay, he's pretty much giving it some hate crime there. But for the most part?
'I HAVE THE ENDURING MAN-LOVE FOR GAYS'
c. Robert Clark, 2005.
681 days til the next election.
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If that isn't a face you'd like to slap, I don't know what is.
But you're right. He does look like he should be cruising the David Jones food hall looking for some rough trade that might have wandered in from west of the Yarra.
Hate begets hate, Robbie.
Dear Ms Fits,
I have no idea why Olexander insists on whining to the press. I've always found the Liberal Party to be highly accepting of fruiticious behaviour.
Regards,
Alex D x
Although - I do love Olexander's surprise at discoverying that the conservative party doesn't like gay people.
"Oh my god, it turns out that the arch-conservative party I joined that opposed decriminalising homosexuality and strongly opposes gay marriage - doesn't like the gay sex after all! I am shocked, shocked and appalled. How could I possibly have known (apart from actually listening to anything they'd ever said on the subject)?"
ps damn blogspot for not allowing strike tags in comments.
They love all gays
Just not publicly
What a freak.
I'm down with the pink vote. Mainly cos I rely on the pink dollar and the pink meth.
Olexander says: "and it is clear that physical problems follow from these practices" ... So, it must be asked, how did he end up with a cock-head?
I forgot to call you on the weekend.
My loss.
I fucking hate this word verification thing.
The source of these comments?
apols to olexander - the 'cracking cockhead barb' was obviously meant for robbie
Why does he care so much what other people do with their personal bottoms? There is something not right with his level of interest.....
It is also a physical fact that Robert Clark's rectum was not designed for juxtaposition with a hedge trimmer but that wouldn't make it wrong.
Who are you to say that Robert Clark's rectum was not designed for juxtaposition with a hedge trimmer, Bucky? They seem rather well suited.
He reminds me of the Rev Fred Nile ... come and see my incredibly impressive collection of pornography .... See? How disgusting this all is? And this? And this one too? Thank God I collect this stuff so I can show everytone how much I despise it.
wow strange reading that after the goings on of queer as folk, perhaps the show isnt to wide of the mark
I am amazed how well the photographer captured Robert Clarke's "I am looking down my nose at you poor people" attitude.
Pure genius.
More like... "Uh, oh, all this talk has given me a stiffy, wot!"
Well allegedly Bob Carr isnt the only prominent sexually-suspect (former) Liberal frontbencher with a spouse he picked out of a catalogue...
Listen, Mr Brogden, I'm glad you're feeling better but are you sure you should be frolicking about on blogs?
hey I know someone who knows someone who knows someone who is a plumber who did some work for the Carrs who said they definitely DO sleep in the same bed ... I believe the plumber went on an exploratory mission through the house. However, he might just have been feeling grateful because Helena apparently offered him a cup of tea which apparently most people don't do these days when tradespeople come to visit. gasp
Is there not something rather punchable about this man's face?
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