Yeah Maan.
Last night I went to an adorable dork dinner made up of not-bloggers. We ate at a 'rasta lounge'. Here are some things written on the menu that would sound irritating if you heard some kid say them on an ad for 'far-out' food:
'Served with garden salad and a tamarind sauce Nuff respect!'
'Just another irie boss Caribbean dish!'
'Throw a piece of jerk meat in ya mouth 'carnival one time!''
'Taste buds start quarreling and dancing and mingling with one another - makes you automatically want more!'
'A perfect reflection of dat Jamaican lifestyle!'
'This dish will definitely make your mouth water maan, ya may even lick da plate!'
734 days til the next election.
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You nicked the freakin' men-yew, deedntcha? Home to work on some Jerk chicken gags?
BTW:
Last night I went to an adorable dork dinner made up of not-bloggers
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"adorable": thinly veiled condescension: "Adorable little fellow, I want to keep him as a pet.."
"dork dinner"? Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
"Not bloggers"? Grrrr rrrr rrrr!
But did you try the smoked cod?
What, no Buju Banton style descriptions? I would've expected something along the lines of:
'Mushy peas cooked to the consistuncy of a well whipped batty boy. Just like your Mama used to make.'
Wait, there's a 'rasta lounge' in Melbourne?
I only know of one certain Jamaican restaurant, is in Prahran, is it that one?
I can feel my rastaness diminishing sista....
p.s Did you have curried goat?
more importantly:
did you start an olympic bob sled team and fight against adversity under the guidance of john candy, losing the competition but winning the hearts of people all around the world?
FREAKISH COINCIDENCE: I didn't know until last night: Cool Runnings: TRUE STORY.
And apparently, the Jamaican bob slay team, well, biggest playboys on the Olympic circuit.
Ah, I think Submlime-ation hit the nail on the head w/ regards to why they failed...
Jamaican olympian, knife in hand, over a cowering Mr Marley:
"Wot do you mean wot iz I doin? I iz trying to slay da Bob mun."
1/ There are three Jamaican themed resteraunts in M-town. So I'm told.
2/ yes we had goat- verdict "kinda game-y". Rather tangy/ oooh-er. I didn't mind it, but it got a collective 4 thumbs down.
3/ We all ahd cod. Was a banquet thing. Orsum. Meal highlight.
4/ no bobsled, but a bit burlesque sled.
Can you tell me their names?
ps. Yubris you made me laugh out loud.
nothing like a few racist cliches to get the digestive juices flowing eh? Surely this restaurant wasn't run by ACTUAL Jamaicans?
It actually is, as it's my nephew's restaurant!
the restaurant is very good and the goat is very tender and nice,and its the only one in melbourne..
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