Reasons you will hate me

Ms Fits, I've always been a liberal voter (to the inevitable disgust of all here) but I am truly horrified at his comments. No-one likes a 'cheap shot' and he should be fired. it's grubby politics at it's worst, and i'm disgusted in him. I'll be disgusted with the party if they dont come down like a ton of bricks.

Yeah, I'm glad he's on your side. No offence.







Or wait...

If they didn't fire him over the "trawling for rent boys" allegations on Michael Kirby, what makes anybody think that they're going to fire him over this ?

The guy's a disgrace, but if he was going to go he'd be long gone by now.

Since when is it appropriate for the Liberal party to be offering advice to the Catholic church?

Oh wait I see... its a reciprocal arrangement.

I feel so ill now.

Bill Heffernan says what the Federal Liberals (especially John Howard) are actually thinking.

If that wasn't the case he would have been sacked long ago.

He's like a looking glass into their evil petty little minds.

As a married man and a semi-professional horn player, I take strong exception to Senator Heffernan's remarks.

What makes him think that priests with wives will get any sort of satisfaction in the wee hours of the night? I wonder what Mrs Heffernan has to say about being woken up by a horny old senator at 4am? Probably about the same as my wife:

"P**S OFF AND F***ING GO TO F***ING SLEEP YOU F***ING A**HOLE!"

I think those of us sitting to the left should say a hearty thank you to Senate-horn Heffernan: distracting everyone from the IR furore like he has.

Bless you Senator.

I thought the same thing, rustique.



THREE CHEERS FOR WILD BILL.

It is to do with his bladder. He thinks it is to do with his natural, honourable 'horniness', but he just needs to take a piss.

When next sleeping with a catholic priest who wakes him up, at four, Heffo should tell him, "go take a piss".

And.. "try and keep it off the back of the dunny wall, father.".

i think i may have dried up forever.






yeah, you know what i mean, lady.

NO NO NO!!!!!

I love it when they shoot off their mouths like this, because it shows what really goes on in their heads, without the aid of a press secretary to sieve it into socially acceptable puree.

Think about what is worse:

a. That he thinks this and says it aloud so we all know it

b. That he thinks this, but pretends he doesn't, so everyone thinks he's a thoroughly modern billy.

I for one prefer to know my enemy. Keep your prejudices where I can see them, and no funny business.

As long as he keeps his 'horn' away from me, I'm happy. And relieved.

CAN PEOPLE PLEASE STOP MENTIONING THE MAN'S HORN?!?




i want to make babies one day.

DON'T SAY 'MAKE BABIES' IN A POST ABOUT BILL HEFFERNAN.

Remember when he ran through parliament house yelling "WOOHOO! WOOHOO!"?

Well as soon as I read that, I imagined him doing the same thing around his house nude at 4am with an erection poking out of his pyjama daks.

*shudder*

gross...i think i'm going to puke my lunch.

Ew. His comments are such a turn off they're almost enough to make a girl want to be "deliberately barren" rather than risk the chance of bringing a child into the world who ends up like him.

Or worse, bringing a child into the world who ends up being prodded in the back by his raging red-hot horn.

It's good to see that all male pollies are not total maginas. I loved his comments. And Gillard isn't fit for a thing. She's a fake man, and if every woman was like her mankind would become extinct. You can't argue with that. Fuck your 'choice' it's a choice between population freefall, fake men running the show, and what has sustained humanity since the beginning of the species. She want's all the 'respect' women supposedly deserve without resembling in the slightest what man has known a woman to be for millions of years. I say fuck that and fuck anyone who disagrees.

NOT THIS COCK BURGER AGAIN.

I'm not so much disgusted at people who vote Liberal, more perplexed. when you get down to brass tacks, people who vote Liberal must either be A) greedy (the upper middle class party culture which tends to marginalise those who aren't and redistribute tex revenue upwards) or B) not very bright (agree that the global warming isn't happening, vote the same as their parents, think that employers won't turn the screws when a downturn hits etc, etc etc).

The ALP is only different at the margins, but philosophy is important. Got me stuffed.

Anonymous 2, did you mean 'she's a fake man (male person)' or 'she's a fake, man (dude, hippies speak etc)'?

Either way, what you are actually doing is revealing your misogyny. I suppose you think thats fine, I don't.

Relax Tony, it's just a troll. A well-documented phenomenon, and a little bit passe these days.

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Obviously he should have called Jules at 4am for some ginger minge and solved both of their problems.
Ahem.

BILL SAYS

Nice work, Anon.

EEEWW!! people! now i have the very worst mental image, which i just know is going to re-appear every time i see or hear anything about heffer. YUCK! 'tis enough to put one off getting frisky for a very long time.

Yeesh...

Well, at the risk of being pilloried unmercifully...

I realise y'all don't like Billy-boy (I confess, I hadn't noticed him before yesterdays brouhaha), but... what's so wrong with the quote as given? GRANTED, I 'get' the humour of FitsWa's initial post, esp. the *ick* factor, and as such- "EWWW" Buuuuut-

doesn't EVERYONE get the horn at 4am?!

Certainly, the Nun I went home with from last weekend's fancy-dress party did-

-"Fwoar!"

Julia is a FAKE MAN????

Well, fuck me (apparently)

Woman says to me "You just showed your misogyny and its not ok with me". I don't hate women. I do hate it when women become a total aberration of what a woman is, of what nature says she is, of what she is by and large around the world, of what I was raised to know a woman was, of what women have been for millions of years. So I don't hate women. I do hate aberrations of women that bare no womanly characteristic whatsoever. And you are just showing your misandry.

Gee, the spellcheck changed bear to bare. Seeing as though you morons like to pick apart casual blog grammar more than like to actually debate points i'll set that right.

Does this whole thing remind anyone else of that Derek & Clive skit?

"The Pope gives me the 'orn..."

I'm not sure it's misandry so much as a universally-shared distaste for you in particular. But carry on.

And I would have though the actual word "misanthropy" would have done just fine, under the circumstances.

I think the main reason no one wants to "debate the points" with you, is that you're posting anonymously in the comments section of a blog, which is not exactly Ray Martin and the Channel Nine worm territory.

I'd also like to know exactly what nature, a description of the universe at large and basically an unthinking venue in which life is free to evolve and unfold as it must in order to survive, has to say about women, and their role in a space age, IVF baby cooking, genesplicing, overpopulated world. Women have not been the same for millions of years, nor have men, nor indeed any other species on the planet.

Unfortunately for you, the individuals in a population who are not capable of surviving in a changing environment are the ones who die out, to be replaced by better adapted individuals, who flourish.

Welcome to the 21st century, mind the gap.

That's actually the same reason I thin rhinos should be allowed to get married.

But on the other hand, Anonymous, if all the men were like Bill Heffernan, mankind would also be extinct, because of all the syphilis and exploding toilets.

By "like the rest of us" he's actually referring to about 35% of the population. And 4 in the morning! Mine don't happen till 7, but I suppose he is from the country.

Get rid of the Heff in bring the Hoff! The Heff can slither back into the primeval swamp from whence he came!

the man at the pub: Mine don't happen till 7, but I suppose he is from the country.

Well, as they say, lay down with cows, get up with horns.

Now now Ben, you'll make me feel sheepish...
*Boom-Tish!*

Mind you, totally out of context, but who here knows the difference between 'light' and 'hard'?
A: You CAN still get to sleep with the light on-

Thank you, I'm here all week... try the veal
*duck thrown rotting fruit*

Let's see...veal puns, rotting fruit gags...no, up all night and I've run dry.

As Bill Heffernan might say.

I really hate to be seen to be defending the obnoxious anonymous troll, but, pace Last Scientician, misandry works better than misanthropy. The latter means hatred of all ‘mankind’ (yes, I know – that’s sexist as well, so let’s use ‘human race’), and that is not what was meant. TLS seems to imply that misandry is not a word, but it is, and it’s exactly what the troll meant, I think. He might be an obnoxious fuckwit but I don’t think he’s ill-educated.

Yeah, they are effectively the same word, though, just that misandry is used only by (apparently) sexual politics writers to mean a hatred of males.

A hatred of humans really needs another word if it's not to be seen as sexually discrimnatory.

I propose "misandrogyny" because it sounds like the name of a cross dresser.

Presenting: Miss Anne Drogeny

insert smiley face here

those present who have kids may have had some success with a "time out" chair/corner/whatever, where said antisocial kid gets to sit & contemplate their behaviour, until they're ready to rejoin polite society. maybe obnoxy-anon needs to be put in the corner until he's ready to behave?

I think the best way to remove the pest is to remove the food source. These people feed off attention, and being insecure, feel all they can attract is negativity. So the more one reacts, the harder they come.

So to speak.

Ignore it, and it will go away, as my mother always used to tell me.