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Yet another reason to like Mark Latham.


Apparently before last night's debate , both Mark Latham and John Howard took their respective kids on a tour of the channel 9 studio. Mark Latham's little ankle-biter Oliver (previous highlights include pissing on Parliament House - do you just love him?) became fascinated with the foam microphone covers on the lecterns and was about to nick dad's when Latho gave him a nudge in the other direction. 'Here, why don't you take that one?' he suggested, pointing him towards JWH's lectern. HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE HIS LARRIKIN-ESQUE GSOH? IT'S SLY JOKES LIKE THAT ONE THAT WIN ELECTIONS!
Rumours that John's pride and joy Tim Howard (see picture) did wee wees and copped a resounding smack are as yet unfounded.

Smug little fucker isn't he? I certainly wouldn't be looking that happy if I'd come out of John Howard's penis.


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13Sep17:41
Burnt Karma said...

Well, when you put it like that, you wonder what he's got to smile about!

Just found your site via Brave our Burbs and I'm going to read your archives. This is a great blog.

13Sep23:55
kathrynoh said...

Hiya.. you left a comment on my blog (jazzyhands) and I wasn't sure how to get in touch with you... my email addy is kathrynoh@hotmail.com

:)

14Sep07:22
Emily Walker said...

Ew... It's horrible how much he looks like his dear old dad (with a bit of Jeanette thrown in) - damn genetics!

14Sep08:20
MelbLefty said...

Great story about Latho and mini-Latho.

Have you got a source on that one? I think it needs repeating...

14Sep10:26
Alex said...

Tim Howard looks more smarmy than smug.

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