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MON04FEB

You ain't nobody until you do what you want!







Aaaaayyyyyy.....




'Live fast, love hard, and don't let anybody else use your comb!'







Wtf happened to the Liberal party? More importantly, wtf happened to Brendan Nelson?








Exhibit a:


'"We are well on track to meet the Coalition's biofuels production target of 350 million litres by 2010, with biofuels production expected to double in 2007, etc.'




Exhibit b:



'When I come to the crotch with crush/never chat shit, talk shit get flushed/I talk tough cuz life's been rough gritty/shitty life aint been too pretty far from buff '












And it's not just Doctor 'Danger! Danger! High Voltage!' Nelson shaking up the party snowdome. Others are jumping on board the koo-koo train and causing all kinds of confusion amongst the masses.








'Single muthas and gays 4 life!!!!'








'Totally down with Aboriginaries, u guys!!!
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Gracious, it's bewildering. Though I must say I'm rather enamoured of all this chameleonic shape-shifting. Nestling in the chests of these conservatives are bleeding left-wing hearts, I'm certain of it.

41 comments.

Comments

04Feb11:18
Anonymous said...
See what happens when you cut off the head...
04Feb11:21
EclecticEccentric said...
Total meltdown.

Maybe they are actually starting to listen to real people in the general public, rather than telling people what they are going to do.
04Feb11:30
EclecticEccentric said...
... and I don't trust Dr. Abbott's change of heart (assuming he has a heart). It would be nice to think that they are softening their stance, and becoming more, well, human, but I think it would take a lot of convincing. Maybe a motorcycle run along the Great Ocean Road, before hosting a rave at Liberal Party headquarters ...
04Feb11:33
EclecticEccentric said...
... and how is John Howard filling in his time, these days? (Travelling around Australia with Janette, going from caravan park to caravan park, or maybe reading blogs?)
04Feb11:45
Shanel said...
I think they're just waving their arms for a bit of attention. I'll believe it when I see Bill H being wheelbarrowed by Michael Kirby.
04Feb12:14
thomasr said...
I am torn and bewildered as I a/ Ride a Triumph motorcycle b/ Think Brendan Nelson is a sell out.

What to do?
04Feb12:18
richard_watts said...
A shirtless Tony Abbott? AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH my eyes my eyes!
04Feb12:20
EclecticEccentric said...
... and we didn't need to know that he wears boxers. (Insert awkard silence here, 'cos I just shouldn't have been looking there.)
04Feb12:21
ms fits said...


Sorry. Should probably have added a NSFW to that bit.
04Feb12:22
EclecticEccentric said...
NSFW or NSF anywhere?
04Feb12:24
ms fits said...


Is there an appropriate internerd term for AVERT THINE EYES CHILDREN?
04Feb12:26
EclecticEccentric said...
Maybe, ... "This webpage/image has been rated G, and is safe for children and family viewing."

No-one would look.
04Feb12:28
EclecticEccentric said...
( ... a bit wordy, though, and certainly lacks 'zing', ... )
04Feb12:39
EclecticEccentric said...
How about "Authorised by the Liberal Party, Canberra"? (Or is that susceptible to claims of copyright violation?)
04Feb12:50
EclecticEccentric said...
Sorry, everyone; didn't mean to fill Ms Fits blog with so many of my comments (and here I am adding another one!)

Switching back to read-only ...
04Feb12:53
mex said...
not just boxer shorts, but RED SILKY ones!

04Feb12:55
Ms Moniker said...
Fits, usually I enjoy reading your blog during my lunch break at work. I get a chuckle and can then continue on with my day. Today, however, I was calmly eating my lunch when confronted with an image of Tony Abbott. Not just Tony Abbott, but Tony Abbott shirtless. In future, please place some kind of warning in subject headings in future. It really did ruin my lunch and now I feel quite ill.
04Feb13:04
ms fits said...

I really am sorry. But if I'm going down, YOU'RE ALL COMING WITH ME.
04Feb13:15
Marmalade said...
Yes, well, I'd dye my hair pink and ride bitch for Wezzie Nelson, but I'm not sure I'd camp for the winter with Lumberjack Abbott.

Shirtless men in their fifties are normally objects of derision but it makes Tony look even more predatory than usual...
04Feb13:25
helen hellbound said...
...well that's my lunch ruined as well...
04Feb13:29
EclecticEccentric said...
(Sorry, couldn't help myself; just one more, for the road?)

Is this another example of where Tony Abbott nauseates everyone and the leader of the Libs is left to say "Why isn't anyone talking about *me*?!"
04Feb14:08
kat said...
christ. can't you give me some warning before you hurl a half naked abbot at my poor unsuspecting eyes? i feel dirty.

it's amazing what they get up to now that they're not running a country and they have all this spare time and no responsibility to contend with. anyday now i expect to hear about swingers parties and peace rallies.
04Feb14:09
Anonymous said...
I hear John Howard is giving a bit of cricket coaching to underprivileged koori kids of substance abusing parents. As if these kids have not suffered enough... Apparently the only parents who'd consent to this cruel and unusual development were either fast asleep after 7 day ice binges or willing to hand over their kids for a 6 pack of (Commonwealth pension subsidised) Ballarat Bitter.
04Feb14:58
Michael C said...
Va va Voom! Studs Nelson is living large again after cowering under J Ho's shadow.

Let a 1,000 coalition MPs bloom.
04Feb16:16
Kaleu Big said...
Is Tee Abbot marketing a new range of fur bras for men .He obviously has high testosterone levels to grow a fur bra like this. It explains his aggressive outbursts.

It is well know he has danced in the ring,he can take a punch,as his head displays.I suspect he got his swollen forearms from boxing

Isn’t there a pic of your naked torso Lady Fits, minus the fur bra of course ?
04Feb16:40
Bemused said...
Tony's quite hirsuit, isn't he? I can't stop looking. It's like an itchy scab that you JUST CAN'T LEAVE ALONE.
04Feb17:59
Gottlieb said...
Hirsuit?, seems to be getting quite a run these days.
04Feb19:02
djali said...
OH MI GOD!

Simon was right.

SHAPESHIFTERS!!!
04Feb19:12
Andy Pants said...
I can't believe those two pictures of Tony Abbot are the same man.
04Feb19:31
D said...
Hey, it could be worse... He's still not half as scary as Putin.
04Feb19:32
The Last Scientician said...
The best bit was poor Tony Abbott in the paper the other day, bemoaning the "housing stress" that comes along with having a backbencher's income instead of that of a minister.

Poor Tony. I feel terrible for him.

Oh, hang on, I think I LOLed
04Feb20:12
All else aside, very few males, of any age, look as good as Tony Abbott with the shirt off!

(Assuming that IS his torso we see)
04Feb20:46
duk said...

I'm warming up the wax, Fits!

You hold him down for me .............

bwahahahahaha back, sack, crack ... the whole shag pile!

Please post a photograph of that nice Beckham boy to restore some sense to my retinas.

Or Mr Clooney.





04Feb22:13
Jeremy said...
I think the motorbike thing was Nelson's schtick back when he was lobbying for the doctors' union. Obviously he looks back fondly at the days when he wasn't universally reviled, and wishes he could have them back.
05Feb01:34
Ms Anonymous said...
tony abbot wears red satin underwear.

gasp! not enough brain bleach in the world, etc etc.
05Feb09:41
Sasha said...
Check out Brendan Nelson's personal website. It's very funny, especially the "About Brendan" section. www.brendannelson.com.au
05Feb09:56
squib said...
Brendan and Rudd were talking to the press on telly the other night, right, and they both had identical ties, royal blue and torquoise diagonal stripes on a white background (you'd think their wardrobe people would consult each other so this never happens)

The news kept switching from one to the other and they sort of melded together like a cartoon flipstick

Maybe I need to get out more
05Feb09:58
squib said...
Sorry I meant turquoise, Brendan and his bike made me think of torque
05Feb17:19
barry said...
damn, that's a nice bike. gaaah.
05Feb22:16
Rach said...
Can I ask that if in future you are going to put up a photo like that of Tony Abbott (or similar) to give some sort of warning. I can't unsee it now.....
08Feb04:45
Bomba said...
Just be thankful for small mercies ...... shudder......in another reality you might have been an alter-boy seeing THAT looming up at you!

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