Your feel-good story for this here Monday.
Too sweet...
Love blossoms across detention centre barriers...
'For Stacey Whitehouse and Qi Peng, love blossomed across the razor wire, walls and locked units of detention centres.
Ms Whitehouse was a guard for GSL Australia, the company that manages immigration detention centres, and Mr Peng a detainee when they met at the Maribyrnong detention centre last February. The pair had diametrically opposite roles as prisoner and guard, and began a secret relationship. When this was discovered the couple hatched a plan to break Peng out of the detention centre, taking along fellow detainee Archie Butterly. Using a quantity of explosives Whitehouse managed to effect the escape. She had arranged to meet Peng and Butterly in a Melbourne side street with a getaway car, weapons and supplies after they blasted through a centre window and climbed down a rope made of bedsheets, injuring a police officer during their escape. They were caught six days later, waist-deep in the Goulburn River, after a shoot-out with police. Butterly was dead. The pair then fled north into country Victoria, pursued by police for several days.
The two served their prison sentences after capture and continued their relationship, co-habiting and having a son, after their release - it seems their relationship was genuine rather than one of convenience.'
Wait, am I confused?
OMFG U GUYS OF COURSE. I am thinking of Heather Parker and convicted armed robber Peter Gibb, who shot at people and even now spend sporadic time in prison for arson and car theft though essentially are free to be together so long as they stop assaulting people. Stacey Whitehouse is waiting to see if her new husband will be granted a visa or returned to China, where he may face execution!!!
SOZ MY BAD LOL111!
327 days til the next election.
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Love conquers all. How raymandick.
What a story! How come I've never heard it before?
Which one? The real one or the cunningly made-up one?
Bet they won't make a TV movie outta that one.
This isn't massively (or at all) related to today's post, but have you seen this? Here's further proof that he has no idea everyone hates him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-asDejsediM&mode=related&search
Oh god. He really is an insufferable prat, isn't he?
Here's the link again for those having trouble.
The fact that Garrett could just sit there and shake his head and smile while that went on is incredible, he deserves a medal for that. I would have been screaming and shouting my head off.
HOW CAN THEY NOT HAVE A CLUE WHAT THAT SONG IS ABOUT?
Ah, doesn't it make you happy to know that sitting days in the house are used to such useful ends as mucking about like school boy debaters trying to score cheap points off the opposition, all the while coming off like a complete twat.
Actually, I quite like the final outcome of that. But he doesn't need much help in that department.
Oh, one of those stories was made up? Obviously the one about the fugitive crims couldn't be true, Police Forces Australia wide couldn't be that inneffectual. Could they?
hey sub look at the beds are burning clip again. to me, garrett, while smiling says FUCK.
and fits, that was a cunningly made up story.
Actually MG, I think he says "Fag".
It's either that or "Slimy smarmy spawn of a cunt fucking whore banging cock licker."
My lip reading's slipped away a little lately.
You know, it gets even worse.. I was watching some documentary the other day which mentioned this case -
http://tinyurl.com/y29po7
A quote from the article -
According to documents filed in Hennepin County District Court, Bobby Holder was lured to 2609 13th Avenue South on July 5, 2001. The bait was former homecoming queen Tina Leja. The 26-year-old Leja allegedly told Holder she would be alone, even though her boyfriend Darnell Smith lived at the duplex. Leja and the 26-year-old Smith had met at Stillwater prison. She was working as a guard; he was an inmate, serving six years for raping a 12-year-old girl.
Darnell Smith believed "Holder was attracted to Leja" and wanted to teach him a lesson. After Holder arrived at the duplex, he and Leja began kissing. At that point Darnell Smith and his 17-year-old brother, Chaka Smith, came out from hiding and a fight broke out. Chaka Smith allegedly struck Holder in the head with a police flashlight. Then Darnell Smith shot him in the torso with a Desert Eagle handgun.
Holder pleaded with the brothers to let him go to a hospital. He was having trouble breathing. The 20-year-old promised not to reveal who had shot him. Darnell Smith responded by planting another bullet in his torso. Holder died from the wounds. A cell phone, keys to a 1980 Monte Carlo, and several hundred dollars were taken from the victim. The brothers then wrapped Holder in a sheet and stowed the body in Darnell Smith's bedroom. The next day Darnell Smith moved the corpse to the basement and dismembered the body.
Another resident of the duplex, Andre Lamont Parker, who had recently served time for second degree assault, got sucked into the madness. Darnell Smith allegedly showed him a cooler containing two arms, two legs, and a bag that held Holder's head. According to separate criminal complaints filed against Parker and Leja, the two accomplices then conspired to dispose of the body.
That's a very cheery bedtime story, Snoskred. Do you do children's parties?
That WAS clever Ms Fits (as usual). I particularly like the wrong ending for the story that should be the one for the happy ending. Proof it all just gets too insane sometimes?
Sigh - life just isnt like that?!? Best of luck to Stacey and Qi huh?
On the new story via the comments - I vote with anonymous. I think Peter said "Fag". I think Garrett behaved like the legend he has been. Love the You Tube send up - but still find Costello's exceptionally revolting. And ditto with Sublime - for heavens sake...
Maybe Costello could be more useful with some training as a dancer? (Kudo's for the person who posted it on You Tube btw.)
As always thank you for the information and amusement.
Well, I thought it serves as a decent reminder - didn't your mother always tell you, when the man you love starts dismembering corpses, it's time to get out of the relationship? :)
Actually that's not quite the advice I remember being given but I think that I'd be looking for the car keys at that point, wouldn't you? :)
However this love struck ex-prison officer decided to help him out of the situation he found himself in, and has ended up on the *other* side of the bars for her troubles. I mean, I can understand why she was so attracted to him. He had a goatee that he wore in little plaits. I'd look for a pic but I'm scared of what else I might find..
Here's the unedited version, where it's pointed out to Peter Costello that the song is actually about reconciliation, fuck-knuckle.
Also there's a lingering shot of David Hawker where he looks as though he rather wants to die. I can't say I blame him.
The Speaker, ladies and gentlemen, is a fucker.
And I think Peter Garrett is saying fuck. Or probably fucker. And he's right.
fag, fuck.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
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