You're too much.
Oh joyousness. I actually had something else to blog about today, but those sexual dynamos from the Young Libs are at it again, and I couldn't let their latest round of genius go unnoticed.
Here's a summary of the most recent motions* being kicked around by the krew:
'Bags me hunt down the Bali bombers and cut their motherfucking cunts open! Huzzah!'**
'Down with spastics!'
'Poo to you with nobs on, wogboy!'
'Poofs? No thanks!'
'Please don't ask our opinion on anything worthwhile! We might grow confused! TEEHEE!'
*Some motions above may be fictional.
** You'll be very pleased to know that this one was passed by our old pal Alex Lew.
'Cheers, less fortunate motherfuckers!'
798 days til the next election.
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You could almost have used pics from our 10-Year High School Reunion for this post, Ms Fits! :)
They would have been equally appropriate.
Dear Ms Fits,
Do you want to go to next years ball as my date? It doesn't matter that i'm married and despise the young Libs, it would be a ripper nite out. Fights, boozing, and planning James Bond-like motions.
And who knows, maybe we could turn one of those young libs to the dark side with a promise of a naughty threesome.
Oooh the adventures we could have.
Ms Fits, I thought you might be interested in this (no snide political comments by me!). It relates to a post of yours a little while back about wanting a man with a member like Tommy Lee's
Tommy Lee offered an alternative career by Ron Jeremy - [13th July 2005]
Tommy Lee claimed recently he was offered an alternative career by porn legend Ron Jeremy - who was impressed with Tommy's sex video with ex-wife Pamela Anderson. Tommy said: "I'd never been to a porn shoot, and he invited me to one". But the rocker said he was put off the career change because it looked like too much hard work. He added in an interview with Britain's Zoo magazine: "This girl and this guy were on the couch, and she was like, 'Somebody get me a c*ck! This one won't get hard!' And he's sitting there, sweating, and she's just bitching. I was just like, 'Wow, this isn't what I expected at all.' It looked like work."
http://www.younglibs.org.au/gallery/social06.jpg
"Is this one mine?"
Looks like Alex is by himself...
Hush, all of you. We had a simply magical evening. You're all just jealous. And probably hairy-legged lesbians.
So much unpleasantness in such a limited gene-pool.
The last comment sounds like the Melbourne television industry.
I wish I could comment, but I don't want to be threatened with another spurious law-suit.
Well, what a surprise. A few months have passed since I last visited this online haven of depravity, and nothing has changed.
The hey-dude groovers are still brimming with hatred for the youth of Australia, those who dare to actually show some sense.
"Ms Fits", you must be so pleased with your fawning audience and their herd-like conformity. They moo in unison. Baa in chorus. You all fancy yourselves as modish anti-capitalists of the internet generation, but deep down you must be somewhat aware - and ashamed - of your bile-filled and hateful spirits.
Enough of your reckless go-on-dare-ya talk. I refuse to stay and participate in your soiling of the virtual air. Israel bashers, the lot of you.
Questionable Regards,
Andy Bolt x
Does someone have sand in his vagina over Garry McDonald referring to him as 'Blot' ?
A quite appropriate name I think...Andrew you are a terrible, horrible blot on the landscape of Australian society.
Signed,
A hey-dude groover (when did you get so up on 21st Century slang, Blotty?)
Yeah! What Andrew Said! Good on you andrew.
There is nothing quite as nauseating as young liberals.
PS - I'm still trying to find out how I can buy some of Ms Fits designer undies for my Mrs. Someone please tell me!
David:
http://www.polichicks.org/
Pandagate reunion!
(PS, did anyone send Bolta a t-shirt?)
Haha. I know the guy in the first picture. He's one of my "uni enemies". How random!
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